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My "open marriage" isn't working out too well :-/

My wife and I have been together for seven years. At the beg...
Rogue Agent
  11/14/26
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mog
  11/14/26
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ferengi
  11/14/26
she was out with a bigger guy tp
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/14/26
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Kenneth Play
  11/14/26
Shove your fist up her ass until she loves you
Fucking Fuckface
  11/14/26
I would love to think that this cannot possibly be real and ...
gookraper1488
  11/14/26
holy shit lol whoever submitted this is 1800000 https://arch...
ferengi
  11/14/26


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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: Rogue Agent

My wife and I have been together for seven years. At the beginning of our relationship she told me that she was a “size queen” and that I, although average length, am too "thin" down there. After some heart-to-heart discussion about this problem and if our relationship could continue, we decided she would use toys/dildos to satisfy her need for size.

Of course I was very disappointed and maybe a little heartbroken but agreed on the condition that I could also go outside the marriage. She agreed, probably thinking the chances of me finding someone was slim to none.

Well, I did. And now my wife is pissed.

Sitting at a neighborhood bar and somewhat depressed while my wife was out on one of her hookups, the female bartender (Ariel) noticed my ring and started asking questions: Why was I there, by myself, and not with my wife? It all came out. The size of my penis, how I couldn’t satisfy my wife, and this is why she wasn’t with me that night as she was out with a bigger guy, and, although I was free to have my own hookups, I wasn’t having much luck. She said that was interesting and let me know that due to a birth defect, if you can call it that, her vaginal opening was partially closed and she needed to have surgery as a young teen to “open it up” so she could use tampons but the scar tissue makes it painful to have sex with a penis of a normal-sized girth. She has a wife and is also in an open marriage. She offered to have sex with me if I was as small as I said I was. I agreed. Long story short it went great so on my wife’s nights out, I have been meeting her.

My wife at first seemed happy for me but it now sounds like the guys she is meeting aren’t living up to what she expects, and I think she is a little jealous of my success. Last night, after we came home—she was with another (disappointing?) hookup and I was with Ariel—she said she wanted me to stop seeing her and find somebody else. She wouldn’t give me a reason why.

Am I being unfair not wanting to break it off with Ariel? And do you agree that I am getting screwed by what my wife now wants?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258693)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: mog



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258698)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258699)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

she was out with a bigger guy tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258706)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258760)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:44 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Shove your fist up her ass until she loves you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258741)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: gookraper1488 (✅🍑)

I would love to think that this cannot possibly be real and must be JM flame or something. But I have thought this many, many times and it turns out it's a real thing from some redditor. I don't understand the world anymore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258745)



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: ferengi

holy shit lol whoever submitted this is 1800000 https://archive.is/20261114170553/https://slate.com/advice/2026/11/sex-advice-penis-size-thin-open-marriage-other-woman.html

there's no way it's true, but 180 they got it published

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258752)