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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pro...
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  08/13/09
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there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you
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I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of h...
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  08/14/09
yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.
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  08/14/09
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: Maroon comical giraffe international law enforcement agency

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what?

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: know-it-all zippy theater stage

fuck. yes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497737)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: electric library

180

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bossy useless brakes

there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: Rebellious haunted graveyard

you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.

he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.

months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502114)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling sandwich kitty



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Mind-boggling aquamarine mood internal respiration

amazing

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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Odious property

nice work

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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Maroon comical giraffe international law enforcement agency

ty

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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: Bearded bull headed selfie hissy fit



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM
Author: laughsome place of business station

dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: Bearded bull headed selfie hissy fit

I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: laughsome place of business station

Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695)



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Ruddy stock car ape

It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395937)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM
Author: cracking yellow tattoo



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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: cracking yellow tattoo

i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: excitant green half-breed roommate

link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM
Author: cracking yellow tattoo

180

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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: Lavender Glittery Home

180

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Lavender Glittery Home

epic

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: cerebral kitty cat jew

top 5 post right here

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: Ruddy stock car ape



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Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM
Author: White incel yarmulke



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM
Author: Maroon comical giraffe international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: Irradiated carnelian trailer park

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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: disgusting trip location

180 for unfathomable

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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Pink razzle-dazzle wagecucks



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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: well-lubricated pale gaming laptop

motherfuck

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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM
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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed burgundy parlor



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Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM
Author: diverse pit



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Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: bisexual casino brethren

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Date: July 11th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Chocolate judgmental sound barrier

wow

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: crystalline filthpig

Yep.

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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: Maroon comical giraffe international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: walnut shrine nibblets

yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: Maroon comical giraffe international law enforcement agency

hm

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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM
Author: Crimson concupiscible piazza

I'd probably stab him to death.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM
Author: coiffed thriller den jewess

i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM
Author: cracking yellow tattoo



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: Maroon comical giraffe international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Pink razzle-dazzle wagecucks



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Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM
Author: clear native



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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM
Author: garnet hilarious dysfunction

Of course...

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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: gold house coldplay fan

would read again

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433758)



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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: White incel yarmulke

you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:45 AM
Author: Plum talented gunner office



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Date: July 22nd, 2011 4:50 AM
Author: Racy mauve headpube



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