Date: September 9th, 2015 4:35 AM Author: curious aqua telephone
Okay, honey, so. There is a man and this man lives in Nebraska. He joined the "law board" back when it was the "PR board", and posts as "Bbooooooom". Please see attached supplements Ia and Ib to clarify those terms. This man had a troubled childhood. Please refer to supplement IIa for his account of his family problems and supplement IIb for his account of his history with Joba Chamberlain, the Major League Baseball pitcher. In early adulthood this man seems to have had a severe workplace injury (supplement III) leading to significant cognitive degradation (supplements IVa-q). The protracted legal battle surrounding this injury (Va) has instilled in him a deep dislike for lawyers (Vb), and the contrast between his injury at work and his childhood classmate Chamberlain's athletic success (VIa-wg) has given him a sense that financial and romantic success is generally a matter of luck or coercion, not merit (VIIa-zz), leading in part to his obsession with the lottery (VIII). Nonetheless, he retains a childlike innocence, seeking out women on sites like Plenty of Fish (IXa-m), particularly older women and women willing to engage in "diaper play" (IXn-v). It is likely that his hope of "creampie" with such a woman derives from the internet pornography slang for ejaculating inside a vagina (Xa-d).
Date: September 9th, 2015 4:35 AM Author: Pink Organic Girlfriend Son Of Senegal
lol
when i first came here before ever posting i used to love all the late night boom threads and then seeing ppl do imitations too. very hard to ever explain this to anyone
Date: September 11th, 2015 11:26 PM Author: cyan hateful roommate personal credit line
yeah every time i see this thread that's how i read the title. not that there's anything wrong with a huge wife, they at good at fat storage in times of famine