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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
Violent base gay wizard
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
ocher station
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
nubile spectacular box office
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
nubile spectacular box office
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
Violent base gay wizard
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
...
Cerebral chestnut pit
  08/22/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
fishy keepsake machete psychic
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
nubile spectacular box office
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
Violent base gay wizard
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
nubile spectacular box office
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
Violent base gay wizard
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
Judgmental honey-headed love of her life field
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
nubile spectacular box office
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
Judgmental honey-headed love of her life field
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
ocher station
  08/21/26
nana KO'd that pauper fuck
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  08/22/26
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  08/22/26
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Judgmental honey-headed love of her life field
  08/22/26
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  08/22/26
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ocher station
  08/22/26
And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!
citrine cruise ship mediation
  08/22/26
nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's ...
Violent base gay wizard
  08/22/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
Thriller Institution Foreskin
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
passionate turquoise locus
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, ...
citrine cruise ship mediation
  08/22/26
What a fucking loser
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  08/21/26
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  08/21/26
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  08/22/26
It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content ...
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  08/22/26
what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never...
Violent base gay wizard
  08/22/26
The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe ...
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  08/22/26
what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his ...
Violent base gay wizard
  08/22/26
Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles ...
nubile spectacular box office
  08/22/26
I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't ...
Violent base gay wizard
  08/22/26
...
Violent base gay wizard
  08/22/26
Benzo defend yourself
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  08/22/26
I like his poasts
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  08/22/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: ocher station

last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: nubile spectacular box office

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: nubile spectacular box office

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

The train is leaving

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083551)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Cerebral chestnut pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084741)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: fishy keepsake machete psychic

Bear, you say? 🐻

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: nubile spectacular box office

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

It's calculated immodesty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: nubile spectacular box office

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed love of her life field

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: nubile spectacular box office

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed love of her life field

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: ocher station

no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083861)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: flickering immigrant principal's office

nana KO'd that pauper fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084923)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Violent base gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed love of her life field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084934)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: sapphire laughsome area alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085323)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: ocher station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086125)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: citrine cruise ship mediation

And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's got a pretty mean right hook that'll tame him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084933)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Thriller Institution Foreskin

litigators and dogs need not apply

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: passionate turquoise locus

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083589)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: citrine cruise ship mediation

I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, it was absolutely amazing. I fucking hate shitmods so much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084931)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Orchid jew

What a fucking loser

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083829)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: citrine cruise ship mediation



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084932)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Free-loading abode mexican

It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content to live and die in some shithole one horse Indiana town

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084896)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never held a job, and has no one else to mooch off of.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084914)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary old irish cottage

The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe he’s employed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085328)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his rap sheet & felony theft convictions. Do you really think any company would let him anywhere near a cash register?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085702)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: nubile spectacular box office

Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles his crank options trading methods to desperate retards?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085705)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard

I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't even con cookies out of a subway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085734)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Violent base gay wizard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085864)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary old irish cottage

Benzo defend yourself

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086439)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ruddy stimulating water buffalo

I like his poasts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086440)