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What the fuck happened to Magic: The Gathering?

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgrace...
Light exciting space
  07/21/26
I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queer...
chestnut razzle coffee pot chapel
  07/21/26
you are correct, zir.
animeboi
  07/21/26
...
Flirting Mustard Cumskin Queen Of The Night
  07/21/26
Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got sup...
animeboi
  07/21/26
>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got...
Slippery Maize Principal's Office
  07/21/26
Modernity: The Gathering
Slippery Maize Principal's Office
  07/21/26
...
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
...
Slippery Maize Principal's Office
  07/21/26
tp
odious stage
  07/21/26
...
Slippery Maize Principal's Office
  07/22/26
"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and a...
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?
mind-boggling stead
  07/21/26
being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
in the brain chamber
learning disabled cowardly public bath masturbator
  07/21/26
Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH
Aromatic Know-it-all Preventive Strike Roommate
  07/21/26
Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your br...
Light exciting space
  07/25/26
...
big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor
  07/27/26
token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weeni...
the White jensen huang
  07/27/26
semen-stained serra angels
Light exciting space
  07/28/26
...
Scarlet Site Dysfunction
  07/26/26
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Scarlet Site Dysfunction
  07/26/26
(JD Vance)
floppy clear patrolman boistinker
  07/21/26
EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began suppo...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/21/26
just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl
the White jensen huang
  07/21/26
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr
cracking brunch friendly grandma
  07/21/26
...
Scarlet Site Dysfunction
  07/26/26
"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Ma...
Light exciting space
  07/26/26
it's just as gay and retarded as it seems
the White jensen huang
  07/26/26
It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to us...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/28/26
blown | out | tp
odious stage
  07/21/26
https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1...
Cheese-eating forum
  07/25/26
...
the White jensen huang
  07/25/26
That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York Ci...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, ...
bistre kitty cat
  07/25/26
...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card gam...
Pea-brained Business Firm Travel Guidebook
  07/27/26
Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek w...
animeboi
  07/28/26
EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/28/26
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  07/28/26


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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Light exciting space

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgraceful to the lore:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR7K693P

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014407)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: chestnut razzle coffee pot chapel

I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014422)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

you are correct, zir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014432)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Flirting Mustard Cumskin Queen Of The Night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014525)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay. Lots of licensed sets not like TMNT, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy, etc. Trannies took over all the nerd hobbies like DnD and Magic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014431)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Slippery Maize Principal's Office

>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay.

LOL’d, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014990)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Slippery Maize Principal's Office

Modernity: The Gathering

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014991)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: the White jensen huang



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015001)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Slippery Maize Principal's Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015011)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: odious stage

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015336)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: Slippery Maize Principal's Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50016029)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and asian guys' to 'people with shitty phenotypes.' people who have shitty phenotypes are overwhelmingly lib and so everything about nerd clique became shitlib

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014650)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling stead

Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014668)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014679)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: learning disabled cowardly public bath masturbator

in the brain chamber

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014974)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Know-it-all Preventive Strike Roommate

Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015332)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Light exciting space

Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your bros, all perfect phenotypes with hitler youth haircuts, and just ethnically cleansing all of the shitlibs out in the first round with your decks full of Black Lotuses, Moxes, and Dual Lands. Every round from the second all the way through the finals is just clean cut alpha white bros with maybe a token azn.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024001)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: big bawdyhouse fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026235)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: the White jensen huang

token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weenie deck tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026238)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Light exciting space

semen-stained serra angels

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028931)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Scarlet Site Dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024771)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Scarlet Site Dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024776)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: floppy clear patrolman boistinker

(JD Vance)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014676)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began supporting it ("Commander"); this is now the dominant form, and the four person nature of the game means that it has all sorts of dumb shitty "Rule 0" "let people enjoy things" energy coming in.

At the same time, Hasbro realized that it could print money by doing licensing deals with other IP. The LotR set was actually 180 (because it's in keeping with the fantasy setting) but now we have Fallout and Marvel and so on.

Premodern offers something of a Reprieve but it's a little too sweaty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014966)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014977)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024767)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: cracking brunch friendly grandma

had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015027)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Scarlet Site Dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024775)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Light exciting space

"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Magic: The Gathering card game where each player builds a 100-card deck around a chosen legendary creature or Planeswalker called a "Commander." In this format, players can only include one copy of each card (except basic lands) and start with 40 life points."

Wow I just threw up in my mouth a little. 100 cards no dupes...that isn't even a "deck."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025845)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

it's just as gay and retarded as it seems

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025850)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to use all the janky rares and dumb combos that weren't viable anywhere else and it was fun

But now it's all streamlined and optimized and stupid as hell

And lots of players now act like having "four of the same card" is "stupid and uncreative" when it comes to 60 card MtG

Imagine the game being overrun by turo redditors and you're on the right track

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029036)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: odious stage

blown | out | tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015335)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating forum

https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1000.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024002)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: the White jensen huang



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024039)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York City represented in the game.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024782)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat

The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, and the game disappeared with them; the vacant niche was then occupied by a grotesque Ninja Turtles–themed offshoot bearing little resemblance to its ancestor.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024042)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024774)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: Pea-brained Business Firm Travel Guidebook

WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card game, or something like "Dungeons & Dragons"?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026251)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:02 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek with a $1,000 Nekusar, the Mindrazer commander deck 🙄

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028941)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG now



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029037)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Provocative obsidian genital piercing clown

Queered successfully

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028955)