Date: July 1st, 2026 11:59 AM Author: Kink-friendly Principal's Office Filthpig
there are very few active decisions i would "do differently". most of life is just an evolving set of consequences that naturally flow. joining the military out of hs is really the only thing that comes to mind for "single thing I could have done differently that would have radically altered my life, likely for the better".
Date: July 1st, 2026 11:29 AM Author: pink marvelous forum
When I worked in a bar at age 21, these two bar sluts who must’ve been over 30 wanted to take me home together. I should’ve taken them up on their offer. Could have gotten AIDS from those girls and already be done with this life.
Also around the same time, this mousy brunette chick about the same age started coming in to see me. She was one of the first 100 Microsoft employees and impossibly loaded. She was too meek and pear shaped for me but man I could’ve been set for life if I pursued that.
Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:09 PM Author: clear pisswyrm
microsoft hired their 100th employee in 1981. So the mousy brunette around the same age as the 30+ bar sluts, if she was, say, 32 years old, would have been born in 1949. And if you were 21 at the time when she was 32, that makes you born in ~1960. so you are...65 years old. Wow.
And thats being generous because if she was employee No. 50 that would have been more like 1977.
Date: July 1st, 2026 5:45 PM Author: twisted smoky mexican tanning salon
not poasted is pretty much it. love how my life turned out but there was some hardcore negativity XO amplified/introduced to my brain in my late teens and early 20s
edit: also invested instead of just having money sitting around in savings/checking accounts
Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:11 PM Author: pearly headpube market
i'd shoot you in the face on your lawn and walk away from this entire stupid mess brought about by spic scammers luring you into a speed trap to rape you for your assets and use you as a scapegoat for things ranging from the mundane to the utterly abhorrent for the next several years
granted i'd probably have a hard time recognizing it then too as i just don't have the level of premeditated deviousness in me to consider even in fiction such an abominable thing existing or how foul a mind would have to be to concoct such a wretched thing