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Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485 Perhaps...
soul-stirring fortuitous meteor
  11/17/09
i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has download...
light motley milk
  11/17/09
This is the full text
soul-stirring fortuitous meteor
  11/17/09
oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.
light motley milk
  11/17/09
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excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an assho...
Wild Indecent Ratface Business Firm
  11/17/09
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excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homo...
Dark senate
  11/17/09
this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually r...
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29...
Dark senate
  11/17/09
You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic ...
fantasy-prone stead national security agency
  11/17/09
I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normati...
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new the...
light motley milk
  11/17/09
See e.g. Kim Jong Il
Wild Indecent Ratface Business Firm
  11/17/09
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ferengi
  11/08/26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Wit...
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore* ...
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the ...
fantasy-prone stead national security agency
  11/17/09
"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!&q...
Dark senate
  11/17/09
I just got done reading it...wow.
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of pa...
light motley milk
  11/17/09
"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts...
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series ...
light motley milk
  11/17/09
ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones,...
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
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excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
This has to be a flame!!! "Brian Pronger"? Edi...
Drunken ruddy institution incel
  11/17/09
*orders a copy of "Body Fascism" for my grandma's ...
excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
  11/17/09
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Impertinent orchestra pit
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light motley milk
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light motley milk
  11/18/09
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excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary
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cracking field
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magenta territorial tanning salon
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lascivious cuckoldry
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light motley milk
  03/08/10
this guy is being nominated for an obama cabinet spot
cracking field
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cracking field
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irradiated amethyst national
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring fortuitous meteor

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485

Perhaps the worst academic paper ever written.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291014)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: light motley milk

i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has downloaded the full text yet i think.

doesn't anyone here have a university journals database subscription or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291031)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring fortuitous meteor

This is the full text

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291043)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: light motley milk

oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291050)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291931)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Wild Indecent Ratface Business Firm

I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an asshole and asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291091)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291143)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Dark senate

"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room...I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual.""

Holy shit I can literally envision the hard on this guy was sporting when he wrote this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291157)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually read this with a straight face?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291192)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: Dark senate

No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29 post taken straight from XOXO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291208)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stead national security agency

You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic paper as long as you throw in some Foucalt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291319)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normative mental framworks in favor a alteric*, homo-inclusive vocabulary.

* = his word, not mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291338)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: light motley milk

i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new theory of warfare:

"It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance."

so basically, we have war because people can't actually live up to their boasts about having 15" horsecocks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291198)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Wild Indecent Ratface Business Firm

See e.g. Kim Jong Il

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291323)



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Date: November 8th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#50243037)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Without_My_Anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291178)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore*

*class is taught by a butch lesbo*

*opens coursepack, is horrified to find this article in the table of contents*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291232)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stead national security agency

I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the author is tenure track at the University of Toronto, and teaches in the "Sexual Diversity Studies program."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291254)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Dark senate

"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!"

*Cheers*

"...faggots."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291268)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

I just got done reading it...wow.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291306)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: light motley milk

it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings.

you may hate gilles deleuze, but there's no way in fuck he'd have come up with shit about how an endzone is an asshole trying to keep out a simulacra of a cock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291343)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings."

as it should.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291363)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: light motley milk

it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series of step-down transformers and gears and rods until it functions as a motor for your pencil sharpener.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291388)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291393)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones, came at the end of the paper.

"When, in the context of the philosophy of the limit, we consider the conventional pleasures of sport...we see the simulation of desire in the territorial project that transforms the puissance of the human connection into a pouvoir of dominance and submission. Competitive sport, therefore is a profoundly unethical way to organize desire."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291423)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291843)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Drunken ruddy institution incel

This has to be a flame!!!

"Brian Pronger"?

Edit: guy is real http://www.ryerson.ca/library/subjects/sexdiv/pronger.html?SEARCH=Pronger,,Brian,1953

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292350)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary

*orders a copy of "Body Fascism" for my grandma's birthday*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292943)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Impertinent orchestra pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16116019)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: light motley milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#17415824)



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Date: November 18th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: light motley milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13301052)



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Date: December 3rd, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: excitant fiercely-loyal sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13429097)



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: cracking field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13698633)



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: magenta territorial tanning salon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13698640)



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: lascivious cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14115365)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 4:23 PM
Author: light motley milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14333399)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: cracking field

this guy is being nominated for an obama cabinet spot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14334071)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: cracking field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#15865396)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:31 AM
Author: irradiated amethyst national



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#15865429)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: bateful headpube native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16115595)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:32 PM
Author: Odious property



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16115615)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating seedy locus friendly grandma



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#16116075)



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Date: December 6th, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: bateful headpube native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#19521188)



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Date: November 8th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Metaphysics is solved



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#50243017)