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Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485 Perhaps...
talking messiness hell
  11/17/09
i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has download...
swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard
  11/17/09
This is the full text
talking messiness hell
  11/17/09
oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.
swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard
  11/17/09
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galvanic base
  11/17/09
I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an assho...
Aggressive Disturbing Goyim
  11/17/09
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galvanic base
  11/17/09
"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homo...
Scarlet kitchen
  11/17/09
this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually r...
galvanic base
  11/17/09
No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29...
Scarlet kitchen
  11/17/09
You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic ...
Wonderful Stag Film Headpube
  11/17/09
I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normati...
galvanic base
  11/17/09
i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new the...
swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard
  11/17/09
See e.g. Kim Jong Il
Aggressive Disturbing Goyim
  11/17/09
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ferengi
  11/08/26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Wit...
galvanic base
  11/17/09
*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore* ...
galvanic base
  11/17/09
I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the ...
Wonderful Stag Film Headpube
  11/17/09
"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!&q...
Scarlet kitchen
  11/17/09
I just got done reading it...wow.
galvanic base
  11/17/09
it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of pa...
swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard
  11/17/09
"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts...
galvanic base
  11/17/09
it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series ...
swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard
  11/17/09
ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.
galvanic base
  11/17/09
My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones,...
galvanic base
  11/17/09
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galvanic base
  11/17/09
This has to be a flame!!! "Brian Pronger"? Edi...
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: talking messiness hell

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485

Perhaps the worst academic paper ever written.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291014)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard

i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has downloaded the full text yet i think.

doesn't anyone here have a university journals database subscription or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291031)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: talking messiness hell

This is the full text

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291043)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard

oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291050)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: galvanic base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291931)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Aggressive Disturbing Goyim

I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an asshole and asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291091)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: galvanic base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291143)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Scarlet kitchen

"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room...I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual.""

Holy shit I can literally envision the hard on this guy was sporting when he wrote this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291157)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: galvanic base

this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually read this with a straight face?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291192)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: Scarlet kitchen

No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29 post taken straight from XOXO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291208)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Stag Film Headpube

You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic paper as long as you throw in some Foucalt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291319)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: galvanic base

I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normative mental framworks in favor a alteric*, homo-inclusive vocabulary.

* = his word, not mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291338)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard

i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new theory of warfare:

"It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance."

so basically, we have war because people can't actually live up to their boasts about having 15" horsecocks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291198)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Aggressive Disturbing Goyim

See e.g. Kim Jong Il

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291323)



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Date: November 8th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#50243037)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: galvanic base

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Without_My_Anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291178)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: galvanic base

*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore*

*class is taught by a butch lesbo*

*opens coursepack, is horrified to find this article in the table of contents*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291232)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:25 PM
Author: Wonderful Stag Film Headpube

I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the author is tenure track at the University of Toronto, and teaches in the "Sexual Diversity Studies program."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291254)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Scarlet kitchen

"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!"

*Cheers*

"...faggots."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291268)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: galvanic base

I just got done reading it...wow.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291306)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard

it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings.

you may hate gilles deleuze, but there's no way in fuck he'd have come up with shit about how an endzone is an asshole trying to keep out a simulacra of a cock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291343)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: galvanic base

"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings."

as it should.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291363)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard

it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series of step-down transformers and gears and rods until it functions as a motor for your pencil sharpener.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291388)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: galvanic base

ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291393)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: galvanic base

My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones, came at the end of the paper.

"When, in the context of the philosophy of the limit, we consider the conventional pleasures of sport...we see the simulation of desire in the territorial project that transforms the puissance of the human connection into a pouvoir of dominance and submission. Competitive sport, therefore is a profoundly unethical way to organize desire."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291423)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: galvanic base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291843)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Bisexual whorehouse

This has to be a flame!!!

"Brian Pronger"?

Edit: guy is real http://www.ryerson.ca/library/subjects/sexdiv/pronger.html?SEARCH=Pronger,,Brian,1953

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292350)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: galvanic base

*orders a copy of "Body Fascism" for my grandma's birthday*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292943)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Stimulating garrison



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard



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Date: November 18th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard



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Date: December 3rd, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: galvanic base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13429097)



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: splenetic mind-boggling masturbator



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:50 PM
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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: Out-of-control Kink-friendly Reading Party Crackhouse



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Date: March 8th, 2010 4:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling bull headed hospital gay wizard



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: splenetic mind-boggling masturbator

this guy is being nominated for an obama cabinet spot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14334071)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: splenetic mind-boggling masturbator



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Date: November 8th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Metaphysics is solved



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