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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Drab Theater Clown



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: stimulating navy gas station foreskin

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy yarmulke wrinkle

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Drab Theater Clown



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: carmine rough-skinned ticket booth



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Talented frum range

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Dun Laser Beams

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy yarmulke wrinkle

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: crystalline vigorous incel

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Passionate amber sandwich roast beef



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Drab Theater Clown



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: wonderful orchestra pit becky



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Drab Theater Clown



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy yarmulke wrinkle

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Swollen Self-centered Theatre



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Drab Theater Clown



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: pungent arousing ratface

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Aromatic insanely creepy yarmulke wrinkle



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: flirting corner



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: flirting corner



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Magical Nursing Home

under appreciated thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend

she was a bowl of yams

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: flirting corner



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Erotic sneaky criminal nowag



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Laughsome macaca queen of the night



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies (No Future)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: hateful theater stage haunted graveyard

they might not be sure themselves

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Cerise library sex offender

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: carmine rough-skinned ticket booth

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: disrespectful harsh rehab pervert



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Cerise library sex offender



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Heady Organic Girlfriend



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Date: November 14th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



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