Date: July 1st, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Hideous garrison mother
There was this very very nice chick but she was like 5’11 and huge like fat fat. Minded her own business. Never fucked with anyone. All the chicks were nice to her bc she was cool but they wouldn’t invite her to parties.
There was this kid that had a speaker and the Armageddon instrumental soundtrack. The song that plays like in the background like the theme like when the president was speaking telling everyone they’re going on a mission and that it’ll all be ok. That song.
He would blast it in the cafeteria as she walked in implying she’s the size of an asteroid. The monitors would all shake their heads and giggle. I was a sports bro so I would just not pay attention bc I thought it was fucked up. The girls would be appalled. The loser nerd scumbag guys would all laugh. Sometimes
The main guy would scream out “someone’s gotta climb on top and drill the asteroid!”
I was hoping for a happy ending and looked her up the other day. She looks the same. Still fat but her face didn’t really age which is good I guess. She’s like a receptionist at a Honda lol.
Date: July 1st, 2026 5:38 PM Author: medicated business firm
There was a really interesting article poasted here years ago about how kids in the era of social media all live a double life. Their online presence is all squeaky clean where they learn how to say the right things, and then a secret life where they're mean to each other. Wish we had more scholarship on that.
Date: July 1st, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Kink-friendly kitty
Do they? I don’t think anything Gen Alpha gets up to could hold a candle to the violence we wielded
My absolute princeling children have barely gotten into any real fights at their fancy private schools. The last one saw the two arguing boys take their argument to the grass so that no one would bust a head on pavement. And they shook hands afterwards
Meanwhile at my majority-minority rural public school you had to have your boys guard against you getting ganged up on or a weapon pulled on you during a scrap.
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:20 PM Author: henna fantasy-prone sandwich
well that's probably because it's private school. but sometimes I go down the teacher rabbit hole on YouTube. and kids are OUT OF CONTROL. I don't care what some 22yo says about her 5th graders making her cry all the time, but these are vids from older women who have been teaching for decades. and they're all saying, this generation, kids right now are on a different level from anyone that's come before. they're uncontrollable and unteachable. they're just completely irreverent, illiterate, and can barely/refuse to apply critical thinking.
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:27 PM Author: medicated business firm
My buddy who is a teacher at a semi bad school in the inner city says that the problem is that the power has been taken away from the school and teachers to disciple, punish, or hold kids back a grade. He say it's a madhouse. You can't punish the kids ever so they get embolden and they push the boundaries. The admin just tell the teachers to put up with disruption and do what the kids say. A lot of it stems from the No Child Left Behind Act which says you have to pass kids even if they haven't learned anything. I'm not an MFE on the topic but my friend tells me about it all the time and says it's pretty crazy.
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Kink-friendly kitty
This strikes me as believable. I think that the difference may be that when I was coming up, even my fairly shitty school had a critical mass of smart kids, good kids, and perfectly OK kids before you got to the also critical mass of malevolent prole hellspawn.
I just went back and looked at the demographics and state test scores from my high school and they are SHOCKINGLY terrible compared to when I was there, even if it was a little rough sometimes way back then. One of the more recent news stories that popped up when I was googling it involved a fatal stabbing that was live streamed.
Basically, there’s not a single family that looks like mine did that would still go there. The whole nation is even more economically and socially segregated than it was. Everyone who could leave, did. Every single one of the “good kids” I grew up with that I keep up with are economic migrants who moved at least two counties away. Most left the state like I did.
Date: July 1st, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Purple mad-dog skullcap reading party
it was pretty common for kids in my high school to get chained to a pole with a bike lock and beaten, slashed, set on fire or whatever. usually happened if some unpopular kid overstepped. that stuff doesn't fly these days
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:04 PM Author: arousing trust fund
There was a girl I barely knew and never dated who had enormous tits in 7th grade, and whenever I saw her I would walk up to her and slap them super hard. She clearly liked it and her friend was jealous and would say stop it or you’re gonna stunt her growth.
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:14 PM Author: Hideous garrison mother
180. There was a chick who was wearing a skirt in 10th grade and I slapped her leg as she walked past. And she was giggling and like “yo wtf why did you do that?” I’m like because you’re wearing a skirt. She’s still trying to hold back her giggle but scolding me “like wtf you don’t do that. Like wtf?” And walked away.we all hung out at the same parties and it was never talked about again.
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Hideous garrison mother
This was a 180 time. I worked at Hollister Junior and senior year and my mom would be pissed she had to drive me there and pick me up bc of the night dmv rules and she’s like why are you doing this for $5.50 an hour. I told her it was “work ethic” and I didn’t wanna tell her it’s the best and smoothest pussy I’ll ever get in my life. One chick for Hollister was like when are you gonna take me to the movies when you gonna take me to the movies? We went in an afternoon one day and only expected her to make out with me. She started riding me in my car afte no condom and whole time im thinking how im Gonna get pulled over for being past the dmv time and im like YO YO STOP and she went harder then when I busted shes like “oops” and laughed. For a week I was like shit did I get her pregnant? Then she acted normal at work for like 2 months and I’m lol ok I’m good lol.
Date: July 1st, 2026 11:10 PM Author: doobsian diverse haunted graveyard parlour
I thought you used to be able to get exemptions from the teen driving curfews if you had proof you were coming from work at night. I guess it varies by state and NJ probably is more faggy about it than most.
I tried to get up on the roof of a pavilion for a photo op and smashed my hip so bad eating shit on the pavement that it still hurts to this day when I jog for too long
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Hideous garrison mother
Guess the bum corporation accepted your application and gave you a full time job. Jk just braking balls. That’s 180 when you used to be able to do that on Halloween.
Date: July 1st, 2026 8:51 PM Author: Kink-friendly kitty
Outted as an upper-class out-of-touch-mo. Kids with real experience would have filled up Mad Dog bottles with grape drink. The homeless can’t afford handles of JD!