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I got a lymphatic drainage massage and my diseased toenail fell off

true story, it was 180. I got a fungus infection on my toena...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
Lol
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/12/26
hot, right?
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
Is your penis still attached?
twisted really tough guy theater
  07/12/26
I have a clitdick, not a "penis"
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/12/26
bumping this much better content than nyuug spam
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
heights of everyone involved?
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/12/26
I'm 5'5 and the masseuse was my height. my income is current...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
Explain yourself.
twisted really tough guy theater
  07/12/26
female, Between Jobs
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
Husband's income? Cans/panties?
twisted really tough guy theater
  07/12/26
bf's income: higher than $0 but definitely less than half of...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
If flame, I call flame. If not, I can host.
twisted really tough guy theater
  07/12/26
you mean me and my bf right? you in the corner? let's gooo ...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
Can you break up with him for like a month so we can have a ...
Carmine Library
  07/13/26
1am poasts tp
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26
At the risk of sounding like a yuge fag, nothing beats our i...
Carmine Library
  07/13/26
Really? You're 5'5"? I unironically thought you were sh...
Carmine Library
  07/13/26
lol maybe because you always see how much shorter I get when...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26
😮
Carmine Library
  07/13/26
This isn’t Johnsmeyer, jfc you’re dumb
Frum onyx nowag
  07/13/26
coincidence or do you think there's some connection? i wo...
Vigorous sweet tailpipe point
  07/12/26
so, I left out part of the story. both of my big toenails we...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
how can you live ur life like this and not try to get a spec...
pea-brained concupiscible institution scourge upon the earth
  07/12/26
they were just yellow man it wasn't affecting my life. I jus...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
ur feet are one of the most important parts of your body sur...
pea-brained concupiscible institution scourge upon the earth
  07/12/26
causality is backwards imo. I'm very much a "beauty is ...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26
just realized this is a bird brain
pea-brained concupiscible institution scourge upon the earth
  07/13/26
either way, the weird nails wouldn't hurt
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26
Lymph generally doesnt move but since you had it pumped arou...
soul-stirring maize psychic headpube
  07/12/26
exactly, it was on its way out. I also have poor circulation...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
Nice. My wife is a therapist and clients may get really amaz...
soul-stirring maize psychic headpube
  07/12/26
cranial sacral massage sounds soooo nice omg I'm a pretty...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754533&m...
Vigorous sweet tailpipe point
  07/12/26
holy shit
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/12/26
Yeah it's pretty nuts. I'd definitely try it even if you ar...
soul-stirring maize psychic headpube
  07/13/26
when I get a job I'm gonna reward myself with one. or if I c...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26
Was expecting a disco fries thread
Fuchsia Heady Base
  07/13/26
180 tyty
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26
He would have eaten the toenail
Misanthropic Pit Pisswyrm
  07/13/26
...
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26
...
Jade talented heaven deer antler
  07/13/26
I thought this would be scholarship tp
Frum onyx nowag
  07/13/26
STFU Doobs Seriously though, this schtick has legs, let i...
cracking wine half-breed
  07/13/26
cr, legs and sexy feet (when the nails finish growing back)
exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren
  07/13/26


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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

true story, it was 180. I got a fungus infection on my toenail in college and it was never the same after that; it was thick and gross and yellow. it started to get loose early this year, and I got a lymphatic drainage massage in March and it fell off an hour later. it's half grown back now. soon I can have sexy feet, I think. not really sure what that entails actually, maybe there's some other issue that I never noticed because of the rotten toenail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995239)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995244)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

hot, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995268)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: twisted really tough guy theater

Is your penis still attached?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995251)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

I have a clitdick, not a "penis"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995254)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995271)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

bumping this much better content than nyuug spam

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995390)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

heights of everyone involved?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995431)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

I'm 5'5 and the masseuse was my height. my income is currently $0

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995442)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: twisted really tough guy theater

Explain yourself.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995444)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

female, Between Jobs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995446)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: twisted really tough guy theater

Husband's income? Cans/panties?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995448)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

bf's income: higher than $0 but definitely less than half of mine when I was employed, not sure exactly

big T&A but currently (temporarily) chubby. but when I'm not chubby I still have substantial T&A. I am a textbook hourglass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995452)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: twisted really tough guy theater

If flame, I call flame.

If not, I can host.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995466)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

you mean me and my bf right? you in the corner? let's gooo

we're wgwag btw not flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995472)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: Carmine Library

Can you break up with him for like a month so we can have a tryst. I don't necessarily need you long term but I desperately want you right now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995752)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

1am poasts tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996215)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Carmine Library

At the risk of sounding like a yuge fag, nothing beats our indomitable psycho-sexual connection imo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996243)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:27 AM
Author: Carmine Library

Really? You're 5'5"? I unironically thought you were shorter. I thought you were like 5'3" lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995750)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

lol maybe because you always see how much shorter I get when I take off my shoes/boots? I'm just under 5'5 but I'm like 5'8 in most of the shoes I wear

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996213)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Carmine Library

😮

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996235)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Frum onyx nowag

This isn’t Johnsmeyer, jfc you’re dumb

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996306)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Vigorous sweet tailpipe point

coincidence or do you think there's some connection?

i wonder if you could monetize with a subset of footmos also into disease and disfigurement?

toenails are 120. i nailed my big toe with a ball and jacked it up. it won't grow out because it just continues to work back towards the cuticle. oh well. i'll never be a foot model now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995511)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

so, I left out part of the story. both of my big toenails were fucky, and right after I lost the first one and before I lost my health insurance, I went to a podiatrist to get the second removed. I told him about the massage and he said that's almost certainly what did it. he said that he had a different patient that he'd been trying to convince to get a lymphatic drainage massage and that he'd tell him my story as inspiration.

too late to monetize because they're beautiful now! but not too late for you!

but also could be worth consulting with a doctor to get the fucked up one dug out if he thinks it might grow in normal. I have medium pain tolerance afaict and it wasn't bad at all. the injections hurt a bit and then there were two times when he started DIGGING and I was like "MOAR anesthetic please." and it was enough of a Legit Procedure to have an excuse to take the day off work and just rest and keep it elevated. would do again.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995516)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: pea-brained concupiscible institution scourge upon the earth

how can you live ur life like this and not try to get a specialist or some shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995530)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

they were just yellow man it wasn't affecting my life. I just wore polish if I was wearing shoes that showed my toes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995534)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:59 PM
Author: pea-brained concupiscible institution scourge upon the earth

ur feet are one of the most important parts of your body surely it hurt

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995650)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

causality is backwards imo. I'm very much a "beauty is pain" person when it comes to my feet... I always squeeze em in heels and platforms. doing that consistently caused trauma such that the nails never healed even when the fungus was long gone (which took like two weeks of meds). but the fucked up nails didn't make them hurt more or anything

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995662)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: pea-brained concupiscible institution scourge upon the earth

just realized this is a bird brain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995670)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

either way, the weird nails wouldn't hurt

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995671)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize psychic headpube

Lymph generally doesnt move but since you had it pumped around and moved it may have been all you need to remove your old injury.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995517)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

exactly, it was on its way out. I also have poor circulation to my extremities in general (low BP) so the massage was a bigger boost than it might have been for some.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995522)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring maize psychic headpube

Nice. My wife is a therapist and clients may get really amazing results from lymph drainage. Literally walking out without their complaints and problems. Another one is cranial sacral. There are others too...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995561)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

cranial sacral massage sounds soooo nice omg

I'm a pretty low-stress person in general but my body carries tension for sure

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995564)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Vigorous sweet tailpipe point

chiropractor explaining how you store your stress in your neck b4 paralyzing you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995621)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:56 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

holy shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995641)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring maize psychic headpube

Yeah it's pretty nuts. I'd definitely try it even if you aren't a stressed out bro. It leaves you in quite a relaxed and what I imagine is a zen state. I'm not really hoodoo guru but it feels like I'd imagine zen feels like.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49995724)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

when I get a job I'm gonna reward myself with one. or if I can find a cheap Groupon. it's relaxing even just watching YouTube videos of them

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996228)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia Heady Base

Was expecting a disco fries thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996245)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

180 tyty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996250)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Misanthropic Pit Pisswyrm

He would have eaten the toenail

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996269)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996291)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Jade talented heaven deer antler



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996966)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Frum onyx nowag

I thought this would be scholarship tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996309)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: cracking wine half-breed

STFU Doobs

Seriously though, this schtick has legs, let it walk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49996280)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: exhilarant bawdyhouse brethren

cr, legs and sexy feet (when the nails finish growing back)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2#49997203)