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Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this wor...
lake excitant church
  07/21/12
No one should vote for Greg Abbott.
galvanic impressive queen of the night
  08/18/13
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!
peach slippery locus becky
  08/18/13
Easy, chief.
Spruce razzmatazz shrine gaping
  08/18/13
I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU...
peach slippery locus becky
  08/18/13
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Supple brilliant piazza hairy legs
  08/19/13
greg abbott is my dad
autistic burgundy church building genital piercing
  08/19/13
greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a pro...
spectacular rehab candlestick maker
  08/19/13
Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next w...
Adamo Tuti
  07/21/12
i teared.
beady-eyed milky keepsake machete
  07/21/12
jfc, nay... JFC!
Mint nibblets
  07/21/12
To be fair, But they're also pretty tasty bro
abusive chocolate rigpig
  07/21/12
In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.
citrine embarrassed to the bone goal in life
  07/22/12
...
Hot sapphire stag film
  01/22/14
morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters
Adamo Tuti
  12/21/12
...
Adventurous Corner Mental Disorder
  12/21/12
ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.
vivacious brunch
  12/21/12
WTF
Greedy violent forum yarmulke
  12/21/12
120
Trip wagecucks
  12/21/12
Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue. 120
Cream french ticket booth
  12/21/12
120
Swashbuckling Old Irish Cottage Pit
  02/25/17
CAF
Electric walnut state
  12/21/12
This dude wrote that: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George...
flirting razzle-dazzle macaca area
  12/21/12
180
Maroon locale incel
  12/21/12
http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg
razzle hairless death wish point
  12/21/12
...
Maroon locale incel
  12/21/12
...
propecia mathematica
  02/25/17
I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...
Trip wagecucks
  12/21/12
...
Greedy violent forum yarmulke
  12/21/12
Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180
Demanding mewling lodge pozpig
  12/21/12
...
Greedy violent forum yarmulke
  12/21/12
Nothing to see here!
Spruce razzmatazz shrine gaping
  08/18/13
...
Spruce razzmatazz shrine gaping
  08/18/13
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
peach slippery locus becky
  08/18/13
Is Greg Abbott a racist?
galvanic impressive queen of the night
  08/18/13
...
stimulating flickering stead windowlicker
  08/18/13
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stimulating flickering stead windowlicker
  08/18/13
On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dan...
Carnelian Chapel Dragon
  08/18/13
...
galvanic impressive queen of the night
  08/19/13
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stimulating flickering stead windowlicker
  08/19/13
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Hot sapphire stag film
  01/22/14
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Hot sapphire stag film
  02/25/17
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Nighttime Address Trump Supporter
  02/25/17
niggertits
yellow vibrant university ratface
  12/05/18
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Orchid digit ratio
  03/18/19
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filthy self-absorbed cuck hissy fit
  08/01/20
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Historical American
  11/04/26


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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:21 PM
Author: lake excitant church

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. Gentlemen of the jury, a man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fierce, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert he remains. When all riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens. If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in his embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even in death.

1943–44 Official Manual, State of Missouri 1129.

Truly, we have no finer friend than the dog.

See Miller v. Clark County, 340 F.3d 959 (9th Cir. 2003).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143228)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: galvanic impressive queen of the night

No one should vote for Greg Abbott.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868099)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: peach slippery locus becky

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SEPTIC NIGGER QUEER!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868125)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: Spruce razzmatazz shrine gaping

Easy, chief.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868146)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:36 PM
Author: peach slippery locus becky

I GOT MY JURIST DOCTORATE FROM VANDERBILT. WHICH TTT DID YOU ATTEND, YOU NIGGER PROLE?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868173)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: Supple brilliant piazza hairy legs



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869795)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:53 AM
Author: autistic burgundy church building genital piercing

greg abbott is my dad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869785)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:56 AM
Author: spectacular rehab candlestick maker

greg abbott is also my dad. my mother is a nigger and a prostitute.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869793)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

Wow. 180^180. I am reciting this at my dog's memorial next week. TYVMFT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143354)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed milky keepsake machete

i teared.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143369)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: Mint nibblets

jfc, nay...

JFC!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143379)



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Date: July 21st, 2012 11:44 PM
Author: abusive chocolate rigpig

To be fair,

But they're also pretty tasty bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21143381)



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Date: July 22nd, 2012 1:14 AM
Author: citrine embarrassed to the bone goal in life

In life, in death, and on the grill, they never let us down.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#21144116)



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Hot sapphire stag film



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:04 AM
Author: Adamo Tuti (nyc don)

morning bump for my fellow puppyd00d loving poasters

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291066)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Adventurous Corner Mental Disorder



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291076)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: vivacious brunch

ITT: White people who love their dogs too much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291428)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: Greedy violent forum yarmulke

WTF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291504)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: Trip wagecucks

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291962)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Cream french ticket booth

Puppyd00ds are not a racial issue.

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291975)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Old Irish Cottage Pit

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699364)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:36 AM
Author: Electric walnut state

CAF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291446)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:54 AM
Author: flirting razzle-dazzle macaca area

This dude wrote that:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Graham_Vest

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291503)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:56 AM
Author: Maroon locale incel

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291511)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: razzle hairless death wish point

http://i.imgur.com/p0tsx.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291520)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Maroon locale incel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291562)



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699211)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:00 PM
Author: Trip wagecucks

I seriously teared up reading that. I love my puppydood...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291531)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Greedy violent forum yarmulke



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291545)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:09 PM
Author: Demanding mewling lodge pozpig

Fuck I just gave my dog a huge hug. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291556)



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Date: December 21st, 2012 12:11 PM
Author: Greedy violent forum yarmulke



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#22291567)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 4:18 PM
Author: Spruce razzmatazz shrine gaping

Nothing to see here!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23865089)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:28 PM
Author: Spruce razzmatazz shrine gaping



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868066)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: peach slippery locus becky

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868117)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:32 PM
Author: galvanic impressive queen of the night

Is Greg Abbott a racist?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868120)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: stimulating flickering stead windowlicker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868187)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:39 PM
Author: stimulating flickering stead windowlicker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868204)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: Carnelian Chapel Dragon

On a related note, anyone really angry about the wolf in Dances with Wolves?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23868222)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: galvanic impressive queen of the night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#23869656)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: stimulating flickering stead windowlicker



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Date: January 22nd, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: Hot sapphire stag film



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Date: February 25th, 2017 7:07 AM
Author: Hot sapphire stag film



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Date: February 25th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Nighttime Address Trump Supporter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#32699190)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: yellow vibrant university ratface

niggertits

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#37355205)



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Date: March 18th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Orchid digit ratio



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Date: August 1st, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: filthy self-absorbed cuck hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#40692497)



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Date: November 4th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Historical American



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2001046&forum_id=2#50233239)