my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 and 8, both boys) in early august. staying in portland. haven't been to ME with kids. what is fun to do there? staying for 5 days. ty.
Date: July 16th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: nofapping shrine
lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters. kids will freak and have fun with that. Watch lobsters fight. and then of course, learn to eat and enjoy lobsters.
get experience of rocky beaches with cold water.
is it blueberry season? drive up and pick / eat fresh berries
with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and pulled out and started eating her puss and ass then started banging her again. rate this move.
her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a joke. in fact, i usually say "gary? gary where are you?" in richard simmons' voice (referencing richard simmons talking to gary dell'abate on the stern show in like 2003) and we have a laugh about that.
Date: July 17th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinking "Gary" was just a funny name for a chick, then I confused myself with the sexual mercurialism you've talked about, and now know Gary is a girl. All is right with the world
Date: July 17th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: tantric frum state
Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon of white paradise has no idea what they are talking about. bring your kids to portland but know they will be walking over meth addicts the entire time
Date: August 10th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Bipolar spectacular stage ladyboy
update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and renting a car to drive to portland. will stop in kennebunk for lobster roals.
on thursday, we are doing a lobster boat tour thing (~90 min). on friday, doing a whale watching boat (~3.5 hours)
on saturday, we'll go to this place https://www.palaceplayland.com/ my kids absolutely love the rides at this place in ocean city, md called jolly roger. this place has similar rides (some of them look pretty 180).
other than those activities, we'll just find random chill shit to do.
on sunday, we are going down to boston and staying near fanueil hall. will hang around sunday afternoon/evening into monday in boston and come home on monday.
trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday, which was really cool, and then a ghost tour at night. today, we did a whale watching boat (kind of a bust - we saw some porpoises and a huge sun fish but no whales - 3.5 hours), then a trolly tour that was about 2 hours that took us to a lighthouse.
going to old orchard beach tomorrow, which has rides and stuff, then maybe this wildlife preserve. canobie lake park came highly recommended, but i got outvoted on that. too much time.
sunday we're driving to boston, then monday we will do one of those duck tours, and i guess some other shit. we fly home monday evening.
trip was 180. the whale boat, as noted, kinda sucked, but that's the risk you take.
saturday, we went to old orchard beach and rode rides. got in the water for like 5 minutes and it was insanely cold.
sunday, we drove to boston and on the way stopped at a huge chinese restaurant called Kowloon for lunch. did a duck tour (which was actually pretty awesome), then went to the top of the prudential tower then italian for dinner.
yesterday, we did this optical illusion museum (i feel like every city has one of these), which the kids liked, then the paul revere house and then the boston tea party boat/museum, which was much better than i thought it would be. then we walked to boston common, then came home. flight was 1.5 hrs delayed because a bunch of air traffic controllers apparently called out or some shit.
definitely going back next year but will stay longer and go farther north and make our way down south. maybe bangor/acadia to portland to boston.