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chartreuse wrinkle incel
  07/02/19
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chartreuse wrinkle incel
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
lilac cruise ship cuck
  12/20/20
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supple self-absorbed casino
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
wonderful senate
  08/21/19
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vivacious indian lodge background story
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Poppy stage
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
cheese-eating institution
  08/21/19
...
hairraiser partner alpha
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Charcoal Roast Beef
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
wonderful senate
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
cheese-eating institution
  08/21/19
emergency money
wonderful senate
  08/21/19
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Stirring useless brakes
  09/01/19
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  03/06/20
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  09/10/21
hehe
sexy pink resort
  09/13/25
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lilac cruise ship cuck
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Zippy Spot Antidepressant Drug
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
nudist onyx station faggot firefighter
  09/01/19
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Stirring useless brakes
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Poppy stage
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
hairraiser partner alpha
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
razzmatazz balding famous landscape painting
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Histrionic chest-beating parlour haunted graveyard
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Lascivious house-broken business firm selfie
  09/10/21
great thread
Coiffed karate trailer park
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  04/10/23
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supple self-absorbed casino
  04/10/23
i love men
Coiffed karate trailer park
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
nudist onyx station faggot firefighter
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
clear pistol crackhouse
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
chartreuse wrinkle incel
  09/22/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: lilac cruise ship cuck

OH GOD, OH-

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: supple self-absorbed casino



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: wonderful senate

LJL @ poors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: vivacious indian lodge background story



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Poppy stage

MFCR alert

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: cheese-eating institution

Prole tell!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: hairraiser partner alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Charcoal Roast Beef

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: wonderful senate

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: cheese-eating institution

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: wonderful senate

emergency money

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: sexy pink resort

hehe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: lilac cruise ship cuck



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Zippy Spot Antidepressant Drug

You’re poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: nudist onyx station faggot firefighter

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Stirring useless brakes



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Poppy stage

I just got one of these too FML

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: hairraiser partner alpha

How poor are you fuckers?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding famous landscape painting

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic chest-beating parlour haunted graveyard

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Lascivious house-broken business firm selfie

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Coiffed karate trailer park

great thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: supple self-absorbed casino



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Coiffed karate trailer park

i love men

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: nudist onyx station faggot firefighter

How are you this poor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: clear pistol crackhouse

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: chartreuse wrinkle incel

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#50149638)