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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Cracking Sick Milk
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
bisexual double fault
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Cracking Sick Milk
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
vigorous cruel-hearted principal's office
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
aphrodisiac theater
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crusty garrison generalized bond
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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thirsty seedy gaping business firm
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Topaz adulterous puppy
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Gold hairless son of senegal
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Hateful sanctuary becky
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
Violet laughsome abode preventive strike
  04/05/22
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Insecure Property
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Cracking Sick Milk
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Violet laughsome abode preventive strike
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Cracking Sick Milk
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Violet laughsome abode preventive strike
  04/05/22
Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
tripping disturbing crackhouse gunner
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
submissive amber national
  04/05/22
Height?
boyish mediation
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Cracking Sick Milk
  04/05/22
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180 degenerate
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Yapping Corner
  04/05/22
Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
lake range
  04/05/22
shots fired
Ultramarine supple church striped hyena
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Cracking Sick Milk
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Adventurous boiling water
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
odious nubile pozpig kitchen
  04/05/22
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Cracking Sick Milk
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Chest-beating crotch
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
vibrant very tactful water buffalo legend
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Frum Fluffy Office Marketing Idea
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
vigorous cruel-hearted principal's office
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Aggressive concupiscible pistol
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
odious nubile pozpig kitchen
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
underhanded area
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vigorous cruel-hearted principal's office
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confused bipolar rigor
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Cracking Sick Milk
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Cracking Sick Milk
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Cracking Sick Milk
  04/07/22
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Bateful ratface
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Bateful ratface
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
nyuug
  09/03/26


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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: bisexual double fault

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted principal's office

Getting blasted everyday

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: crusty garrison generalized bond



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted principal's office

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Cobalt curious field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: overrated saffron foreskin box office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: thirsty seedy gaping business firm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Topaz adulterous puppy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Gold hairless son of senegal



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Hateful sanctuary becky

The minds are not matched

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Violet laughsome abode preventive strike

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Insecure Property



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Violet laughsome abode preventive strike

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Violet laughsome abode preventive strike

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: tripping disturbing crackhouse gunner

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: submissive amber national

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: boyish mediation

Height?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk

5'7" - 5'8"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: 180 degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Yapping Corner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: lake range

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine supple church striped hyena

shots fired

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Adventurous boiling water

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: odious nubile pozpig kitchen

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating crotch

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: vibrant very tactful water buffalo legend

tallmos done here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Frum Fluffy Office Marketing Idea

This is JJC, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted principal's office

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Aggressive concupiscible pistol

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: odious nubile pozpig kitchen

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: underhanded area

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted principal's office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: confused bipolar rigor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Cream parlor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Stirring keepsake machete

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Cracking Sick Milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Bateful ratface



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Bateful ratface

how much you pay them?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2#50114491)