Date: October 1st, 2023 1:07 AM Author: Pink Telephone
Only hours after Senator Dianne Feinstein's death at age 90, Governor Gavin Newsom was quick to reassure California voters that he would appoint a clueless woman or token minority to the seat as soon as possible.
"Rest assured, I will nominate a Black person, a wealthy Jew, or a shrill, unattractive woman to carry on Dianne Feinstein's failed, left-wing agenda," he said.
"This new senator will undoubtedly work hard to raise taxes, confuse our children, and tear down any of the remaining shreds of national dignity we have left," he added.
Date: October 4th, 2023 7:29 AM Author: Black very tactful business firm
you should write for one of those conservative parody sites since these are actually hilariously funny and roughly 100% of their content is arch, retard boomer jokes.