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fwd: urgent: can you jump on this? call my cell. thanks

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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/06/21
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  12/21/24
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  11/11/25
*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*
bateful black stage
  10/06/21
*texts back* Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a c...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/06/21
*Opens email* *No attachment* "Hi. Sorry, I can't s...
bateful black stage
  10/06/21
*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three o...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/06/21
*Some docs are password protected* *Sends to IT, but get no...
bateful black stage
  10/06/21
i'm gay
violent titillating church building
  10/06/21
Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap. ...
bateful black stage
  10/06/21
uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smel...
bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz hell
  10/06/21
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claret locale organic girlfriend
  11/05/24
*hour passes by, 9 PM hits* *partner finally checks email...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/06/21
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Big lilac newt round eye
  10/06/21
Jfc I’m triggered
sable business firm faggot firefighter
  10/06/21
"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this clien...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/06/21
*gets erection* "Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to w...
bateful black stage
  10/06/21
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/06/21
This was a nice therapy session.
Filthy Swashbuckling Center
  10/06/21
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bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz hell
  10/06/21
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topaz cruise ship
  10/06/21
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/07/21
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  09/28/26
"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available ...
bateful black stage
  10/07/21
Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M. Where are we on...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/07/21
Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. ...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/07/21
Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/07/21
*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr...
bateful black stage
  10/07/21
Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this mat...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/08/21
Hi. Checking in. Thx.
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/09/21
Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter ...
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/09/21
*Wakes up from coma* *Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 ...
bateful black stage
  10/09/21
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sable business firm faggot firefighter
  10/09/21
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  11/05/24
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  11/06/24
PTSD triggered
unhinged rose associate french chef
  10/06/21
you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.
Galvanic Dilemma
  10/07/21
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/07/21
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unhinged rose associate french chef
  10/07/21
hesitated clicking continued to read anyway fuck my a...
mauve space
  10/09/21
Thanks for reading!
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  10/09/21
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topaz cruise ship
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Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  11/04/24
Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of th...
electric gay garrison
  12/21/24
Lol
Wild Glassy Electric Furnace
  12/21/24


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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: bateful black stage

*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233468)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

*texts back*

Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233474)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: bateful black stage

*Opens email*

*No attachment*

"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.

Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.

Thank,"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233494)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*

*sends separate email*

This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233508)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: bateful black stage

*Some docs are password protected*

*Sends to IT, but get no response*

*calls partner but no answer*

"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233549)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: violent titillating church building

i'm gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233560)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: bateful black stage

Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.

*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233571)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz hell

uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234277)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: claret locale organic girlfriend



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

*hour passes by, 9 PM hits*

*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*

Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233573)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Big lilac newt round eye



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: sable business firm faggot firefighter

Jfc I’m triggered

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234333)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.

If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233582)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM
Author: bateful black stage

*gets erection*

"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."

*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233823)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43233898)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: Filthy Swashbuckling Center

This was a nice therapy session.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234265)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz hell



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234282)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: topaz cruise ship



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43235591)



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Date: September 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: bateful black stage

"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.

Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43236865)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.

Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.

Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43237101)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43237106)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43237451)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: bateful black stage

*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*

Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43239121)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43243830)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Hi. Checking in. Thx.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43246148)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247441)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: bateful black stage

*Wakes up from coma*

*Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails*

*Calls recruiter*

"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"

Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].

"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."

Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.

*Goes back into a coma*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247499)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: sable business firm faggot firefighter



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: wine irradiated patrolman weed whacker



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: unhinged rose associate french chef

PTSD triggered

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43234287)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: Galvanic Dilemma

you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43235621)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: unhinged rose associate french chef



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: mauve space

hesitated clicking

continued to read anyway

fuck my ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247459)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Thanks for reading!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#43247461)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: topaz cruise ship



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: lime hairraiser personal credit line



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: electric gay garrison

Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48471697)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Wild Glassy Electric Furnace

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2#48472891)