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If you were designing a custom house what are your non-negotiables?
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:08 PM Author: Lascivious Well-lubricated Pistol First of all there is the garage. I would envision an extra deep 3-car garage for my family. I would want a grand entrance featuring a staircase and opening into the main entertaining areas. Large gathering room/family room and kitchen, scullery, large home office with dark wood paneling, master suite with bathroom featuring walk in closets and a separate seating area to take calls and work quietly. Downstairs I would insist on a large rumpus room with cabinetry and a bar area for have people/entertain. Possibly a downstairs bedroom suite or two for guests. Upstairs we’d need 4 en suites for the kids and a game room. Across from the main house I’d need a pool and a pool house structure complete with outdoor kitchen, entertaining areas, and then on the second floor maybe a deck and inside a home gym, and a men’s relaxation area with wet steam room, dry sauna, cold plunge, and hot tub. Then maybe also a men’s bar / seating area which is just like a counter, a hidden refrigerator, four large leather chairs around a table and the doors all slide open so you can smoke in there if you want. |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:51 PM Author: Arrogant Property Feces what square footage would your Mecca facing prayer room be? would it have heavy wooden doors or wrought iron gate to keep females out (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037967) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 12:36 AM Author: Lascivious Well-lubricated Pistol I don’t need one of those Front door facing north is good enough for me. |
Date: July 31st, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Multi-colored goal in life locus single wide
lowest cost available |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:11 PM Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow) gimme land-- lots of land (3 acres at least) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037895) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Orchid balding piazza philosopher-king thats fucking tiny wtf (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50041238) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:12 PM Author: Curious rose knife so you'd build the exact prole mcmansion that everybody else has? wow, great job (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037896) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:12 PM Author: Razzmatazz kitchen half-breed I don't give a fuck about the house. That will always be my wife's enviro and full of kids. Maybe a nice big shop that makes it look like you always have a project going. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037898) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Flesh embarrassed to the bone gas station travel guidebook 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50039610) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 4:51 PM Author: pontificating diverse nibblets rigpig TCR. As the man your only worry is having a man cave and your own bathroom. The rest is chick business. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50041233) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 4:52 PM Author: Orchid balding piazza philosopher-king arent u like 125lbs??? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50041240) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:16 PM Author: green bipolar pervert organic girlfriend Porn theater with round bed and massage table (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037901) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:16 PM Author: Rough-skinned trip range doctorate Masturbation fortress (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037905) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:17 PM Author: sepia frum marketing idea state deck with hot tub is all i care about and goon/niggerball den
island in kitchen is a plus |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Sticky hall genital piercing dual 24" rainfall shower heads with body jets and a steam shower (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037916) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:22 PM Author: stirring double fault The best house I had access to growing up was a mansion where everyone used the side entrance, kitchenette, basement and side room. In ten years I think I only went through the front door once. It was largely for show.
The first floor had an open floor plan living room that was also never used unless there was a huge party with lots of guests. The dining room was never used.
We hung out almost entirely in the kitchen and the side room where the TV was.
The coup de grace was the basement where countless epic parties took place. They let us run wild as teens.
All the bedrooms were on the second floor and no one ever went up there. The basement was well insulated so we could be loud as fuck down there.
The parents were chill and didn't give a fuck what we did. But definitely cop a side door to a kitchen area that everyone will use and that you can park right in front of. And have a smaller living room than you can put a TV in so you don't have to use the main living room. The dining room is only for holidays. |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:26 PM Author: Vigorous Heaven Messiness Bathroom where I can watch TV while shitting, shaving, or being in the tub. Huge soaking tub, awesome steam shower.
4 car garage with lift(s) to be able to store cars double height and do my own oil changes/work. No curb angles to get on the property that could fuck up my sportscars.
Good gym.
Flat top grilling area, plus built in grill in pool area/cabana.
Shooting range and secure gun storage.
Soundproofed recording studio and instrument storage/display.
His and hers closets with a serious jewelry safe and area to have clothes steamed/pressed.
Beyond that I don't really care that much. Ideally it would be on a lake with a dock with a lift.
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:27 PM Author: stirring double fault What types of stuff would you record (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037938) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Vigorous Heaven Messiness 90s alternative-style music, some acoustic country ballad type shit, pretty much whatever we want. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037941) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:38 PM Author: stirring double fault You could probably do that now champ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037957) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:47 PM Author: Arrogant Property Feces home gym/spa and exterior alligator filled moat (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037963) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Filthy opaque really tough guy institution Sick goycave with stadium seating and a 4k projector and surround sound and blackout curtains and 4k blus ray (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037964) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:54 PM Author: Sticky hall genital piercing an immaculately manicured and maintained 1-acre zen garden (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037972) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 8:58 PM Author: samoth Library.
Unfinished basement area for gym. |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Lascivious Well-lubricated Pistol Also, off the basement, a super secure collections gallery. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037990) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Sticky hall genital piercing any oddities & curio? or are you talking about rare maps, fine art, and collectible coin? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50037995) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: samoth I don't know if I'd trust a fancy house with excessive valuables, especially if there are lots of windows. It would depend on the neighborhood.
A true vault would be ideal, but not sure how much such a thing would cost.
Any home safe can be cracked in a few minutes, even the "fancy" ones for $20-30k. |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:10 PM Author: talking shivering corner jewess actual land. no garage other than maybe a detached one for a classic car. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038002) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:16 PM Author: Primrose site Land is cr, minimalist garage is not (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038009) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:18 PM Author: talking shivering corner jewess attached garages are faggot (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038011) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:32 PM Author: Primrose site If by "actual land" you mean 2 acres or whatever, lol, enjoy your one car garage.
If you have ACTUAL LAND then you're gonna want some garage space to actually do anything cr with it. Tractor, 4 wheelers, boat, etc |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:37 PM Author: talking shivering corner jewess i have no interest in tractors four wheelers or boats. i guess you can get a shed for a riding mower. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038035) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:28 PM Author: Rough-skinned trip range doctorate Actual land is gonna require a TRACTOR. You probably don't need a garage, pole barn or carport will suffice (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038225) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Primrose site Two dishwashers. I don't really like putting away dishes. So you have one that's for clean dishes and another that's for dirty ones. When the dirty one fills up, you run a cycle, now it's the clean one.
I'd also want a space for a sick two channel stereo. IDK whether this would be a dedicated listening room. It could just be a living room that has room for optimal speaker placement. I often look at the most expensive homes for sale near me & a lot of them don't have a great place for a stereo. |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:18 PM Author: internet-worthy crackhouse associate No road or neighbors in sight.
10+ acres. Mature trees throughout.
Large garage, preferably detached.
Full house backup power system.
Large porch out front, larger deck out back.
No pool.
Small sound proofed bar area downstairs with an overstuffed chair so I can sit and drink in peace. |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:44 PM Author: topaz mother keepsake machete What's the garage for if there's no road in sight? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038260) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:59 PM Author: internet-worthy crackhouse associate Fall back position in case my wife or kids figure out the combo to the lock on my personal bar area (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038300) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:01 AM Author: Flesh embarrassed to the bone gas station travel guidebook 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038444) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:47 PM Author: Narrow-minded Mentally Impaired Legal Warrant Cuckoldry (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038263) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 12:02 AM Author: Flesh embarrassed to the bone gas station travel guidebook (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038309) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Violet boyish library Why no pool? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50039601) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 12:11 AM Author: Narrow-minded Mentally Impaired Legal Warrant Cuckoldry just guessing, but, risk to children. and effort to upkeep. and cost that could be allocated elsewhere if money is finite (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50040180) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 4:48 PM Author: internet-worthy crackhouse associate We have one now and I hate it. kids loved it when they were little, but it's a total pain in the ass. Too much maintenance to keep us looking good, I'd rather have nice landscaping and lawn near the back deck. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50041226) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle chartreuse legend school cafeteria POWERFUL toilets (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038013) |
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Date: August 1st, 2026 12:02 AM Author: Lascivious Well-lubricated Pistol 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038308) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 9:34 PM Author: smoky parlour Home office where I can do zoom calls, camera not facing Drywall. Maybe no grand entrance or Huge Kitchen or unused Huge living room eating up square footage. Just to be different from the others. Idk if this will be good or bad.
imo if you’re entertaining, you want the kitchen in the back and restroom close by. You can do a barbecue and people can go inside/outside without it being weird.
No home theater bc that’s too Losery and Film gives me bad memories. But need some way for men to watch football without a ton of hens clucking at them from the open concept kitchen area at my imaginary get togethers. Maybe have the kitchen just occupy an entire Wing all on its own. Just to Troll the current State of Kitchens. Then a buffer zone. Then a men only area. Put up a Godfather poster to scare away millennial Women |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:33 PM Author: rambunctious market have to be able to flush wet wipes. No windows that kill birds (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50038237) |
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Date: July 31st, 2026 11:42 PM Author: Adventurous Rigor Must have:
-Made of stone, not wood or some other shit material. That's not even a real house.
-Big windows.
-Land, greenery, space for a garden.
Big pool, pond or other waterfront feature would be nice.
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Orchid balding piazza philosopher-king 12in concrete walls min underground bunker mounted railgun |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 4:57 PM Author: bateful casino gaping deck and/or patio thats mostly shaded on summer late afternoons and evenings (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888182&forum_id=2#50041248) |