Date: July 12th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: out-of-control jap
Which is what?
I have been convinced for decades that it's a woman or Jewish. But now I think both. Also definitely Texan which adds lol. Do you think it's a gay male?
Date: July 12th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Hyperactive chartreuse resort
i don't remember him admitting jew, but he's been repeatedly accused of it and has never denied. additionally, he refers to me as a "bigot" due to my antisemitism, LJL. he's clearly a jew.
also think it's a guy. he seems like a dumbfuck who tried to be edgy in college in 2004.
Date: July 12th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer
def not a female
too stupid to be a female. i realize that might sound counter-intuitive but the kind of aggressively stupid and clueless that sealclubber is is not the kind of stupidity that women have
also does not deliberately draw attention to himself like females do
Date: July 12th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)
Cr. The type of stubborn, independent thinking that results in only men being innovators that are right when the rest of the world is wrong is the same thing that results in only men being consuela and sealclubber types that are aggressively wrong yet continue to stridely peddle their dumb bullshit.
Date: July 13th, 2026 3:51 PM Author: Peach galvanic business firm
His identity is pushing--excuse me, HUMORLESSLY pushing--retarded 2003-era neocon takes that not a single other poaster on this bort support.
I agree there's no fucking way he's a woman. I've objected to him even being a jew given his abject retardation and lack of subtlety (e.g., no one would ever in a million years use the word "conniving" to describe sealclubber).
Date: July 13th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Possibly should have qualified my blank bump to the conniving part, but since it's hard to take sealclubber seriously in any capacity, the blank bump still seems warranted
Date: July 12th, 2026 5:54 PM Author: out-of-control jap
Bc this all dates back to yore when he couldn't be explained as simply dumb. There had to be an additional category. I posited female or Jewish at the time.
Now that's clear bc he's Jewish but the fq remained in my mind for a while.
Date: July 13th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: Peach galvanic business firm
That sealclubber = lindsey graham. It was never a top-tier theory--graham had a light-hearted, jaunty faggotry that was never matched by sealclubber staring at you from across a thread with the disposition and intellect of the Pout Pout Fish, resolutely refusing to understand or even engage with the premise of some disputed point being argued by 2+ superior poasters but 100% polygraph-verifiably ready to send your child to die for israel over the issue anyway--but it was a theory nonetheless.