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Thea: your ass-wiping method is TTT
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:39 PM Author: flushed contagious useless brakes people who are hurt 1. Balls get in the way. 2. Can't see what you're doing. 3. Kept thinking my hand would hit toilet water. 4. My ass was on the back of the seat, where I don't like to be. |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:40 PM Author: frum soul-stirring church milk correct on all four counts
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:46 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth 1. Apparently I'm the only man on the board who doesn't store his testicles inside his asshole.
2. Oh, but you CAN see what you're doing when you reach around behind you? WHERE YOUR EYES *DON'T* GO?
3. Which means you have a lot more flexibility to reach where you need to, as opposed to your method where you can barely reach to the nexus in the first place. That said, it's a pretty simple matter of staying close to the body instead of skimming the surface.
4. Well, yeah, there's no way around that. I don't like being so far forward on the seat.
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:47 PM Author: mentally impaired ebony black woman wait....i just tried your method earlier. my cock kept getting in the way. honest. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383384) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:49 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth Duh. This is not for black dudes. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383406) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:49 PM Author: flushed contagious useless brakes people who are hurt Or those with penises longer than one inch? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383424) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:50 PM Author: Copper ape correct (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383433) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:54 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth Touche. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383502) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:49 PM Author: Copper ape that is a problem I encountered too. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383408) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:48 PM Author: Copper ape I think you have small balls. I couldn't get my hand back there without rubbing my wrist all over them. It was gross. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383391) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:48 PM Author: Frozen House You're admitting that balls are gross? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383398) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:49 PM Author: Copper ape I'm in my work clothes and I don't want my wrist rubbing up on them. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383417) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:51 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth They do tend to withdraw while I'm on the pot, again, I'll give y'all that. But really, at the risk of being circular, grow a pair. There's not a damn thing wrong with coming into contact with your own balls.
The ideal way to do this is to lay your forearm flush along the junction of your thigh and pelvis, clear of the package, and do all the work with the wrist. Then when you're ready to inspect, you can slide your arm back out, always using your thigh/pelvis as a guide so that you know you're not going to smear the candy wrapper on yourself. Take a look, see what you need to see (without ever pulling the paper all the way up out of the bowl), then drop it and get another sheet set if you need it. |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:52 PM Author: White Orchestra Pit Pocket Flask Withdraw? Mine hang down between my legs. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383482) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:54 PM Author: Copper ape I don't even understand what he means. My almost touch the water when I am shitting. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383501) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:54 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth Jesus. Law students are biological freaks of nature. They have saggy balls and assholes coming out their spines.
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:55 PM Author: White Orchestra Pit Pocket Flask His must be the size of grapes.
Mine are kind of like 2 large brown eggs hanging in the toe of a loose sock. |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:56 PM Author: Copper ape exactly, and we are the "freaks" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383526) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth Larger than grapes, smaller than large eggs. Maybe medium eggs. Not sure what color.
Sometimes they hang low, sometimes they're up tight. When shitting, they're usually up tight.
It's a temperature control mechanism. The cooler your surroundings, the tighter to your body they will be. It's typically cool in my bathroom, particularly when sitting on a cold toilet seat a few inches above cold water.
If you guys never have your balls retract, congratulations. You're probably all shooting blanks.
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: Copper ape They contract when I run and workout, but I can't remember them contracting when I shit though. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383603) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: White Orchestra Pit Pocket Flask I usually dump after I get up in the morning. They're warm from being wrapped in a sheet all night. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383608) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:48 PM Author: Frozen House 176 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383394) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:49 PM Author: flushed contagious useless brakes people who are hurt 1. Mine hang between my legs, where I have to reach for your method.
2. See answer for #3. You can then bring it out and look at it. Also being closer, you can tell what you're doing better.
3. Your ass is closer to the back so you can quickly get your hand in and out, as opposed to the front where you have further to go and your hand is way inside the bowl.
4. Ha! |
Date: May 5th, 2004 2:50 PM Author: Vermilion Quadroon Nursing Home hello?!
Theaetetus is wrong |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:52 PM Author: flushed contagious useless brakes people who are hurt I must have missed that one. sorry. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383467) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:50 PM Author: frum soul-stirring church milk I think the fact that Thea is the ONLY guy that does this pretty much shows that he's wrong, not the rest of us. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383442) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:53 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth I may be the only guy in this forum but I assure you I cannot be the only one. My way just makes too much sense.
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:54 PM Author: Copper ape I hope you teach your son (if it is a boy) to do it this way. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383507) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:55 PM Author: frum soul-stirring church milk Yes, you said you learned it from your father, so apparently there are others. You are most definitely wrong though. The ass is to be wiped from behind. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383519) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:02 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth I assume that's where I learned it but I don't remember. And I'm not about to ask either parent. Bad enough I asked my wife what she does.
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:51 PM Author: White Orchestra Pit Pocket Flask I honestly thought I was the OP.
Correct.
It's TTT.
There's really no way to do it without smearing trunk on your junk. |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:56 PM Author: startled rose filthpig pistol Wait? People reach into the bowl and under? Gross. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383525) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:56 PM Author: Copper ape exactly (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383531) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:57 PM Author: frum soul-stirring church milk Yeah, how retarded is that? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383535) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:58 PM Author: Frozen House Wouldn't you straighten up first? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383555) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:58 PM Author: dashing coral kitty point i'm confused... they're reaching from the front with a toward-the-butt motion?
or... is it a forward swipe? nasty.
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:58 PM Author: frum soul-stirring church milk Reach down like you're going to pick up something your sitting on from between your legs. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383556) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 2:59 PM Author: Frozen House It's apparently different for men because of their stuff in the front. I'm not sure I understand either. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383561) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:00 PM Author: startled rose filthpig pistol I'm not understanding why anyone would do this. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383577) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:04 PM Author: Frozen House Yes - why is it bad again to wipe from behind? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383618) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:05 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth Because it's easier, cleaner, a more natural movement and makes more sense. It's plainly obvious to me that toilet seats are designed to facilitate this method. I honestly can't understand how the other way is supposed to be better or more graceful or more natural. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383631) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: dashing coral kitty point yeah. it's not something i want to think about too much, but it just seems strange. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383586) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth Reaching into the bowl is inevitable unless you're going to be incredibly messy and stand up like Harrison does it.
So now it's just matter of which path you take. |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:05 PM Author: startled rose filthpig pistol You're not even coming close to anything bad if you reach behind though. Why would you want to have your arm stretch over all that toilet water? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383636) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:08 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth You're no closer to the toilet water going from the front than from the back. Asshole's still in the same place.
If you're one to bring the soiled paper out for a look, you'll be pulling it past your back and side without being able to see what you're doing. Going from the front, you don't have to pull it past anything, just move your hand forward so you can look down and see. Apparently some guys have issues viewing around their genitalia, which frankly I find difficult to believe, but whatever. Shouldn't be a problem for you though.
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:10 PM Author: startled rose filthpig pistol Your hand is no closer either way, but a greater surface area of your arm is at risk of coming into contact with it if you reach from the front. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383692) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:13 PM Author: Awkward Wild Scourge Upon The Earth I suppose, but this risk doesn't seem significant to me at all, unless your toilet only affords a couple inches of clearance between the surface of the water and the bottom of the seat. I've never known a throne like that. There's usually a good six inches or more. Plenty of room to do whatever you like without worry. And again, it's not like you're swooping and flitting around all over the place down there. There's a specific objective, and it's on your body, not on the water. No reason at all to be throwing curve balls. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383729) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:19 PM Author: flushed contagious useless brakes people who are hurt Never known a throne like that? I know many. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383830) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:00 PM Author: Pontificating wrinkle church building I don't think its that big a deal. I've wiped my ass in any number of different ways.
You guys must all be robots if you mechanically wipe your ass the same exact way every single time. |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:01 PM Author: Stirring insanely creepy office mad-dog skullcap I test new and different methods. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383587) |
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Date: May 5th, 2004 3:03 PM Author: Pontificating wrinkle church building a true renaissance man (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#383606) |
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Date: May 28th, 2004 4:08 AM Author: sexy menage (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#580900) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2005 1:35 PM Author: White Orchestra Pit Pocket Flask (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#2921557) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2005 1:41 PM Author: flushed contagious useless brakes people who are hurt I reiterate: my position on this issue remains the same, regardless of the political and social events of the past year. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#2921609) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Shaky Mustard Hissy Fit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=23163&forum_id=2#2922850) |