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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
sick internal respiration
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Curious Home Blood Rage
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
vivacious theater stage puppy
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Indigo arousing corner
  10/24/16
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Boyish International Law Enforcement Agency
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  02/20/18
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  06/03/19
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vivacious theater stage puppy
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  01/25/16
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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  01/25/16
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pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
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Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
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Lime Shaky Hairy Legs Stage
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Misunderstood University Incel
  01/25/16
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  01/26/16
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Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  06/13/17
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Ebony electric mad-dog skullcap gas station
  12/19/17
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Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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Curious Home Blood Rage
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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Boyish International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/27/16
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  01/23/17
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  03/15/17
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Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  04/20/17
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180 ocher abode
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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  05/15/22
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  05/04/24
ruthless.
nyuug
  01/25/16
Brutal
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Concupiscible Generalized Bond
  01/25/16
...
mischievous step-uncle's house
  01/25/16
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Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
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dashing mentally impaired trust fund
  01/25/16
damnit
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  01/25/16
...
galvanic bright plaza
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
jfc
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/25/16
Cr edit
galvanic bright plaza
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/25/16
Cr
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
hm
crimson institution
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
wait
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Curious Home Blood Rage
  01/26/16
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Sexy Disrespectful Range
  01/25/16
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Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Concupiscible Generalized Bond
  01/25/16
...
Duck-like Mind-boggling Site Elastic Band
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
nyuug
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
nyuug
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
dashing mentally impaired trust fund
  01/25/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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  01/27/16
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  01/25/16
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Aqua Partner
  01/25/16
O LORD
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jfc
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  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
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  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
fishy comical athletic conference
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...
galvanic bright plaza
  01/25/16
Lmao
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  01/25/16
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Curious Home Blood Rage
  01/26/16
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  02/15/16
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  10/27/17
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  05/24/18
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  03/16/20
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  02/18/22
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  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Misunderstood University Incel
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
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  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
180
sick internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
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  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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  12/26/17
...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  08/12/19
180
vivacious theater stage puppy
  01/26/16
...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/27/16
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Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
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  03/04/16
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  05/19/16
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  10/24/16
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  01/03/17
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  01/23/17
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180 existential horror
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  10/27/17
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  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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fishy comical athletic conference
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Titillating depressive
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
toxic
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/25/16
TY bro
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
...
fishy comical athletic conference
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Rough-skinned Maroon Box Office
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Odious shrine
  10/27/17
...
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  10/27/17
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  05/24/18
...
propecia mathematica
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
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  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
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  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
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  01/25/16
i lol'd
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  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
lol
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  06/01/17
...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
sick internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
Stimulating windowlicker stage
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Razzmatazz crotch
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Razzmatazz crotch
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Razzmatazz crotch
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Razzmatazz crotch
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Razzmatazz crotch
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
lurid anal narrative
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
Lmao
soul-stirring police squad coffee pot
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
lmao true
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  01/25/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
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...
Stimulating windowlicker stage
  12/26/17
Haha
Sinister jade gaping
  03/19/20
...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
...
dashing mentally impaired trust fund
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Rough-skinned Maroon Box Office
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Disgusting rigor
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
red razzle prole mad cow disease
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
nudist kitchen goal in life
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Glittery chocolate main people spot
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
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  06/03/19
oh no
stirring crystalline market becky
  08/08/19
LOL
Alcoholic at-the-ready parlour
  03/16/20
JFC
propecia mathematica
  03/19/20
Update?
Spectacular impertinent associate sweet tailpipe
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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  01/25/16
...
pink violent nowag
  01/25/16
...
Ebony electric mad-dog skullcap gas station
  05/19/16
...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
dashing mentally impaired trust fund
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Cr
dashing mentally impaired trust fund
  01/26/16
...
Curious Home Blood Rage
  01/26/16
...
Curious Home Blood Rage
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
Greedy beady-eyed library pisswyrm
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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  01/26/16
...
Salmon church building gay wizard
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Shimmering ticket booth boistinker
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
vigorous pearl tanning salon
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
mint knife
  01/26/16
...
Wine Tank Principal's Office
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
sick internal respiration
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
mint knife
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Shimmering ticket booth boistinker
  01/26/16
...
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vivacious theater stage puppy
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laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
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Wine Tank Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
Ebony electric mad-dog skullcap gas station
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Microsoft Product Anomalies
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
jet love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Tan school cafeteria
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
vivacious theater stage puppy
  01/26/16
...
Indigo arousing corner
  10/24/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
sadistic coral senate wrinkle
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Nighttime Hospital
  04/04/16
...
irradiated henna resort rigpig
  03/15/17
*applause*
flickering circlehead mental disorder
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...
180 ocher abode
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...
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...
nudist kitchen goal in life
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...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
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  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
dashing mentally impaired trust fund
  01/26/16
...
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
Describe
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
bearded know-it-all center
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
Fuck
bearded know-it-all center
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  01/26/16
cq's!
lurid anal narrative
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
...
propecia mathematica
  03/19/20
...
irradiated henna resort rigpig
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Anal pozpig
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Tan school cafeteria
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Greedy beady-eyed library pisswyrm
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Thriller offensive address kitty
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Tan school cafeteria
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/26/16
...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Tan school cafeteria
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
mint knife
  01/26/16
...
Wine Tank Principal's Office
  01/26/16
...
Curious Home Blood Rage
  01/23/17
...
irradiated henna resort rigpig
  03/15/17
...
vigorous pearl tanning salon
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
underrated
Indigo arousing corner
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...
Ebony electric mad-dog skullcap gas station
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...
Boyish International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Orchestra Pit
  01/26/16
...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
jfc
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/26/16
...
cream locale
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
mint knife
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
do u love it
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
...
menage stock car
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
mint knife
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
mint knife
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
...
pea-brained lay
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Beta milky ladyboy
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
sable trailer park half-breed
  01/26/16
...
bearded know-it-all center
  01/26/16
...
vivacious theater stage puppy
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
fiercely-loyal cocky stag film
  01/26/16
...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Wine Tank Principal's Office
  01/26/16
JFC
zombie-like hell fanboi
  01/26/16
180
crackhouse voyeur
  01/26/16
...
psychic clown
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
bearded know-it-all center
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
...
Beta milky ladyboy
  01/26/16
...
Beta milky ladyboy
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Trip Ratface
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
180 twist
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
THIS
sadistic coral senate wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
Idiotic Nursing Home
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
cracking shivering field
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
cracking shivering field
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
lurid anal narrative
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Tan school cafeteria
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Medicated Frisky Chad
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Insanely creepy hall filthpig
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
lurid anal narrative
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Bespoke Persian
  01/26/16
fucking damn
sable trailer park half-breed
  01/26/16
...
Lime Shaky Hairy Legs Stage
  01/26/16
180
ponyboy curtis
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
fishy comical athletic conference
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/27/16
...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
claret piazza
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Rusted Magical Wagecucks
  05/19/16
repost please
fishy comical athletic conference
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Trip Ratface
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Rusted Magical Wagecucks
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
pea-brained lay
  01/26/16
tyft brother
sadistic coral senate wrinkle
  01/26/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  01/26/16
...
pink violent nowag
  01/27/16
180.
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  01/27/16
...
Idiotic Nursing Home
  01/29/16
...
racy trump supporter antidepressant drug
  01/31/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  02/01/16
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faggot firefighter
  02/02/16
brave
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  02/03/16
...
Spectacular impertinent associate sweet tailpipe
  02/22/16
...
laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Cruel-hearted Confused
  02/22/16
...
fishy comical athletic conference
  03/08/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  09/27/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  03/04/16
...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  04/04/16
...
ivory cumskin office
  04/04/16
cr
mint knife
  04/20/16
...
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  05/11/16
...
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  05/11/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  06/17/16
...
out-of-control brilliant dingle berry
  09/27/16
...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
lurid anal narrative
  10/24/16
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Rusted Magical Wagecucks
  10/24/16
...
racy trump supporter antidepressant drug
  10/27/16
...
Vermilion Double Fault
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
quadroon
  01/23/17
... ...
nudist kitchen goal in life
  01/23/17
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  07/08/17
Lol
Cruel-hearted Confused
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Peach macaca
  01/16/19
...
vivacious theater stage puppy
  02/11/17
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  03/13/17
...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  03/15/17
...
irradiated henna resort rigpig
  03/15/17
...
racy trump supporter antidepressant drug
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
maize
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
narrow-minded electric furnace
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
propecia mathematica
  06/01/17
...
Pungent Citrine Tattoo
  06/01/17
...
Ebony electric mad-dog skullcap gas station
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Primrose useless brakes
  06/13/17
...
propecia mathematica
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Sneaky criminal
  07/08/17
...
high-end
  08/18/17
...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  09/25/17
...
bearded know-it-all center
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  10/27/17
...
embarrassed to the bone location
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Cerise round eye
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Cerise round eye
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Vermilion Double Fault
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Cobalt azn roommate
  05/24/18
...
pink violent nowag
  07/25/18
...
bearded know-it-all center
  05/17/18
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
violent hunting ground sound barrier
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  07/25/18
...
Histrionic Station
  07/25/18
...
bearded know-it-all center
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/16/19
...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Peach macaca
  01/16/19
Jfc
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Soggy Pistol
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
cracking shivering field
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
magenta famous landscape painting
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
magenta famous landscape painting
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
mint knife
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
magenta famous landscape painting
  01/17/19
...
bearded know-it-all center
  04/08/19
...
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
embarrassed to the bone location
  04/09/19
...
magenta famous landscape painting
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
magenta famous landscape painting
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Carmine Indirect Expression
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  06/03/19
...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
ruddy tripping preventive strike space
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
magenta famous landscape painting
  06/03/19
...
vivacious theater stage puppy
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
magenta famous landscape painting
  08/08/19
...
magenta famous landscape painting
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
richard clock
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Swollen Blathering Stain Hominid
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
richard clock
  08/12/19
...
richard clock
  03/16/20
...
Slippery pervert
  02/02/20
...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  03/14/20
...
mint knife
  03/16/20
...
mint knife
  09/30/20
...
Startling philosopher-king
  08/27/21
...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  09/13/21
...
Sexy Disrespectful Range
  09/26/21
...
Lake turdskin
  10/11/21
...
180 ocher abode
  10/11/21
bump
mint knife
  03/12/22
...
Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness
  01/05/23
...
Spectacular impertinent associate sweet tailpipe
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Thirsty community account
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Puce new version candlestick maker
  10/13/23
...
Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend
  01/03/24
...
bearded know-it-all center
  08/09/24
...
Spectacular impertinent associate sweet tailpipe
  07/28/25
...
chestnut goyim
  12/29/25
...
sapphire keepsake machete
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Naked dun regret water buffalo
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: sick internal respiration

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Curious Home Blood Rage

This one stings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683283)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: vivacious theater stage puppy

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Indigo arousing corner

jesus no...

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood University Incel

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680351)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: charismatic dead lodge idiot

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Lime Shaky Hairy Legs Stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Tan school cafeteria

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cocky stag film

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

Yeah, probably true.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cocky stag film

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Maroon Box Office

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Odious shrine

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: nudist kitchen goal in life

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Thriller offensive address kitty

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Passionate dull dog poop

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: sadistic coral senate wrinkle

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cocky stag film

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

Will do my best. TY

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: sick internal respiration

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Stimulating windowlicker stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crotch

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crotch

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crotch

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crotch

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz crotch

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: pink violent nowag

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring police squad coffee pot

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: pink violent nowag



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Maroon Box Office

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Disgusting rigor

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: red razzle prole mad cow disease

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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: nudist kitchen goal in life

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Author: Glittery chocolate main people spot

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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: dashing mentally impaired trust fund

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: mint knife

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Wine Tank Principal's Office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: sick internal respiration

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: mint knife

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Shimmering ticket booth boistinker

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683523)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Wine Tank Principal's Office



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: jet love of her life

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Tan school cafeteria

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: vivacious theater stage puppy

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: sadistic coral senate wrinkle

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Nighttime Hospital

cr this is poetry

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201794)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: flickering circlehead mental disorder

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543111)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor

recommending their own IVF doctors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: dashing mentally impaired trust fund



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cocky stag film



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cocky stag film



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

Please be flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

are u stil maried

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

yes - 3 years this May

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Medicated Frisky Chad

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center

Fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. OK - pissed off. Wife frigid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Anal pozpig

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Tan school cafeteria

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Greedy beady-eyed library pisswyrm

except for your autism

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Tan school cafeteria

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cocky stag film

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
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Author: Tan school cafeteria

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: mint knife

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Nofapping Temple Multi-billionaire

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Indigo arousing corner

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Orchestra Pit

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Trip Ratface



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

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Author: cream locale



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: mint knife

lmao at the dog bit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor

do u love it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: mint knife

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: mint knife

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness

ok fair im kinda slow today

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

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Author: Beta milky ladyboy

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: sable trailer park half-breed

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal cocky stag film

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Wine Tank Principal's Office

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: zombie-like hell fanboi

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: crackhouse voyeur

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: psychic clown



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Beta milky ladyboy



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Beta milky ladyboy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Trip Ratface



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

mmm hmmm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Trip Ratface

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

180 twist

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: laughsome infuriating genital piercing fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: sadistic coral senate wrinkle

THIS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Idiotic Nursing Home



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Medicated Frisky Chad

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Medicated Frisky Chad

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Medicated Frisky Chad

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Medicated Frisky Chad

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: cracking shivering field

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: cracking shivering field

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Medicated Frisky Chad

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Tan school cafeteria

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Medicated Frisky Chad

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hall filthpig

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Bespoke Persian

180. *GULPS*

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sable trailer park half-breed

fucking damn

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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Lime Shaky Hairy Legs Stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis

180

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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: fishy comical athletic conference

Goodbye, XO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

Alright wish I never made this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: claret piazza

what the fuck was in this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Rusted Magical Wagecucks

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: fishy comical athletic conference

repost please

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Trip Ratface

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Rusted Magical Wagecucks

it was absolutely brutal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: pea-brained lay

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: sadistic coral senate wrinkle

tyft brother

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
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180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Idiotic Nursing Home



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: faggot firefighter

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Confused

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Rusted Magical Wagecucks

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: quadroon

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: nudist kitchen goal in life

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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Confused

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: irradiated henna resort rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: racy trump supporter antidepressant drug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: maize

"i made it," he thought.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: narrow-minded electric furnace

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

bump for leolenin

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Pungent Citrine Tattoo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Ebony electric mad-dog skullcap gas station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Primrose useless brakes

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Sneaky criminal

where is corporate slave?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: high-end



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone location



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Cerise round eye

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Cerise round eye

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Vermilion Double Fault

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Cobalt azn roommate

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: pink violent nowag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: violent hunting ground sound barrier

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

The signs were, sadly, all there

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Station



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

Not what I needed right now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Peach macaca

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

Jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Soggy Pistol

I hate this thread so fucking much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: cracking shivering field

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting

Obeezy’s recent past*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: mint knife

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone location

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Carmine Indirect Expression

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: ruddy tripping preventive strike space

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: vivacious theater stage puppy



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: magenta famous landscape painting



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Swollen Blathering Stain Hominid

Does that include you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Slippery pervert



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: mint knife



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: mint knife



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Startling philosopher-king



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Sexy Disrespectful Range



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Lake turdskin



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: 180 ocher abode



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: mint knife

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Bistre cowardly cruise ship messiness



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Spectacular impertinent associate sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Thirsty community account

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Puce new version candlestick maker

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious newt organic girlfriend



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: bearded know-it-all center



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Spectacular impertinent associate sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: chestnut goyim



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: sapphire keepsake machete



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Naked dun regret water buffalo

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#49548061)