You'd think that over a year after release, he'd have taken down the first major boss. Nope, he's as far from that as he is from transitioning a halfway reasonable woman from "first date" to "transient fling." The only thing to be posted from now until the end of time on both milestones is "no movement."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2#46018084)

Emboldened by the flame of ambition.

Someone must extinguish thy flame.

Let it be Margit the Fell!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2#46018148)

No movement

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2#46958785)

Doodikoff, please let me know if I can go ahead and call this thread or if you're still trying

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2#46974614)

Date: November 28th, 2023 5:19 PM

Author: michael doodikoff

yeah that game sucked and was boring

naw just naw

(Has Doodikoff provided any Elden Ring update? Did he just give up)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2#47109800)

lmao j/k, Doodikoff is too pathetic to even run away from Margit as his 12 y/o self watches his adult self, tears welling up, sobbing "why doesn't he fight back?"

Therefore, several years later, we remain at . . . NO MOVEMENT.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2#49981017)

Typical first-playthrough times:

* Experienced Souls player: 1–10 attempts (10–60 minutes).

* Average first-time Souls player: 10–30 attempts (1–4 hours spread over one or more sessions).

* Brand-new player: Anywhere from 20+ attempts to several evenings is completely normal.

Many new players actually leave Margit, explore for 5–15 hours, level up, upgrade their weapon to around +3 to +5, and then come back. They often beat him in just a few tries after that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5132090&forum_id=2#49988353)