Date: August 4th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: Vigorous Cheese-eating Friendly Grandma International Law Enforcement Agency
srsly, a few weeks ago I rejected a boomer whose resume was basically a list of outdated, useless skills and a multi-year employment gap. I politely told her we were looking for people with actual experience in emerging tech and AI but the blunt truth is she’s a fucking fossil. Yesterday she followed up to announce that she has “intensified her knowledge and expertise in AI” and “took it a step further and obtained a certification in the use of AI.” Now she’s asking when we can hire her.
Date: August 4th, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Vigorous Cheese-eating Friendly Grandma International Law Enforcement Agency
Can’t say without risking being outted. She didn’t get an interview. Her friend who used to work for us got her resume in front of me and they both keep harassing me to hire her.