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I'm your GIRLFRIEND. And I'm MAD.

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Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
it's not what it looks like
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
honey, honey. please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; ...
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide ...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. lo...
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
lol, provo?
180 hall
  12/17/09
weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat o...
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
you're right. i'm sorry.
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't car...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
*texts audrey back*
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.
sticky garrison
  12/17/09
...
Ultramarine Property
  11/05/10
i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb."...
filthy bipolar mad-dog skullcap shrine
  09/05/11
Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout...
chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi
  09/06/11
what did I do???
bateful maize locus
  12/17/09
Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, an...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!
bateful maize locus
  12/17/09
You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's ju...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
*shrugs* *goes back to playing MW2*
bateful maize locus
  12/17/09
*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears* *stomps out ...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
lulz
deep gaped cuckold
  03/12/10
Wasn't me.
Hyperventilating piazza famous landscape painting
  12/17/09
Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best frie...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
Just settle down, settle down, settle down! I'll give you...
Hyperventilating piazza famous landscape painting
  12/17/09
I do!!! *squeals*
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
180
beta parlor yarmulke
  12/17/09
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Deranged Lay
  11/05/10
180
Heady multi-billionaire
  11/05/10
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chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi
  09/06/11
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chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi
  09/06/11
*slaps you in the face* Shut up bitch. I told you I don't w...
Overrated cobalt mad cow disease
  12/17/09
*casts eyes downward* *a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my f...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
See, we're both happier when you know your place.
Overrated cobalt mad cow disease
  12/17/09
*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
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lurid anal narrative
  07/03/11
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cerebral puppy liquid oxygen
  07/03/11
u suck mah cock boy
Maniacal razzle international law enforcement agency
  12/17/09
180 thread
Racy Flushed Point
  12/17/09
Don't be mad, baby *starts erotically massaging your shou...
Haunting Messiness Cuck
  12/17/09
I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE a...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
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Coral Coffee Pot
  12/08/10
What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ag...
Haunting Messiness Cuck
  12/17/09
Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that ...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for ...
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the b...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't gra...
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going...
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?
shimmering fortuitous meteor fat ankles
  11/05/10
She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fau...
Ultramarine Property
  11/05/10
lol true
Ultramarine Property
  01/12/11
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cerebral puppy liquid oxygen
  07/03/11
That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.
arousing skinny woman
  12/17/09
all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always...
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who wou...
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
nah men only cheat when their gfs say no
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably ab...
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move...
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.
Heady multi-billionaire
  11/05/10
holy shit askav you need better gfs
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
lol you ain't lyin'.
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
t,oc,itcr
Talented Brilliant Corner Mental Disorder
  12/17/09
lol
exhilarant idiotic ratface
  01/12/11
LOL
Ultramarine Property
  01/12/11
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Titillating gay milk telephone
  01/12/11
true lulz
comical community account
  01/12/11
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Heady multi-billionaire
  01/12/11
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Multi-colored Ladyboy
  01/12/11
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Multi-colored Ladyboy
  09/06/11
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marvelous pungent brunch jap
  01/02/12
*commits to a life of celibacy*
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
*raeps you*
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
*pwns you by having installed rapex*
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
PWN PWN PWN
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
*was raeping your butt*
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with you...
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device....
charismatic preventive strike stage
  12/17/09
*cums in your ass*
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
my gf would never pull this shit
Swashbuckling tanning salon water buffalo
  12/17/09
I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
lol, as if i need prodding
Swashbuckling tanning salon water buffalo
  12/17/09
girls that do shit like this are not really people
Overrated cobalt mad cow disease
  12/17/09
they're usually good for make-up sex
Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin
  12/17/09
Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.
Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
posting in an epic thread
contagious incel range
  12/17/09
Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to part...
mind-boggling meetinghouse
  12/17/09
babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?
Topaz laughsome field
  12/17/09
The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.
glassy base
  12/17/09
That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conv...
mind-boggling meetinghouse
  12/17/09
:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone ...
Light cheese-eating chapel pisswyrm
  03/12/10
LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.
pearly vivacious haunted graveyard state
  11/05/10
lolol
Ultramarine Property
  11/05/10
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mind-boggling meetinghouse
  09/05/11
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Kink-friendly Prole
  12/17/09
Why? *polishes husband of the year trophey*
Peach Adventurous Heaven
  12/17/09
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Kink-friendly Prole
  12/18/09
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Kink-friendly Prole
  01/02/10
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Kink-friendly Prole
  03/12/10
sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the &l...
offensive legal warrant crotch
  03/12/10
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Kink-friendly Prole
  04/09/10
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Yapping dun feces persian
  04/15/10
this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)
sadistic bisexual juggernaut
  04/15/10
still a 180 thread, really
sadistic bisexual juggernaut
  11/05/10
fuck.
sadistic bisexual juggernaut
  12/08/10
lolololol
sadistic bisexual juggernaut
  07/29/11
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lurid anal narrative
  07/29/11
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contagious incel range
  05/10/10
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lurid anal narrative
  07/09/10
This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.
Judgmental regret round eye
  07/09/10
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Ultramarine Property
  11/05/10
Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other gu...
cracking ungodly parlour
  11/05/10
HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.
razzle-dazzle wild resort elastic band
  11/05/10
I miss my girlfriend. :( She is nice. :)
Peach Adventurous Heaven
  11/05/10
holy fucking jesus this is EERIE
fluffy floppy orchestra pit pistol
  11/05/10
180 thread.
Heady multi-billionaire
  11/05/10
This is good work
galvanic bronze hell
  11/05/10
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contagious incel range
  11/05/10
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offensive legal warrant crotch
  12/08/10
Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.
Ultramarine Property
  01/12/11
i love this thread
comical community account
  01/12/11
ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it tho...
Ultramarine Property
  01/12/11
i feel ya
comical community account
  01/12/11
Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! C...
Ultramarine Property
  01/12/11
lol ty
Titillating gay milk telephone
  01/12/11
tyft
nofapping generalized bond shitlib
  01/12/11
is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex ...
Titillating gay milk telephone
  01/12/11
no
Ultramarine Property
  01/12/11
i can think of very real examples of that
nofapping generalized bond shitlib
  01/12/11
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Crystalline rigpig rigor
  01/12/11
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cerebral puppy liquid oxygen
  06/04/11
Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.
Mahogany roast beef step-uncle's house
  07/03/11
man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7...
amethyst godawful temple
  07/03/11
you know what to do brother
Odious address cuckoldry
  07/03/11
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cerebral puppy liquid oxygen
  07/29/11
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cerebral puppy liquid oxygen
  09/02/11
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fragrant sneaky criminal
  09/05/11
lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR
bossy supple stead toilet seat
  09/05/11
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Multi-colored Ladyboy
  09/06/11
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chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi
  09/06/11
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Odious address cuckoldry
  11/15/11
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cerise stimulating idea he suggested sweet tailpipe
  11/15/11
god what a great poaster
cerebral puppy liquid oxygen
  11/15/11
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lurid anal narrative
  01/02/12
can we please talk about how awesome this thread is
Titillating gay milk telephone
  01/12/12


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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578614)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

it's not what it looks like

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578616)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you get a text from your ex, and it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you go to the BATHROOM to respond and you LOCK THE DOOR even though I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO LET ME IN? IF YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM, WOULDN'T I HAVE SMELLED IT WHEN I CAME IN?!?!?!?!

And then you don't SHOW ME the text and say that I'm being INSANE and PARANOID? LIKE THAT'S NOT HURTFUL TO ME?! YOU *KNOW* MY DAD USED TO SAY THAT!! GOD I FUCKING *HATE* YOU!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578627)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

honey, honey.

please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; i can see that you're upset.

i was texting a friend about what to get you for christmas. i didn't want to show you cuz then you'd know what i was thinking of getting you. i didn't mean to act so suspicious. i just didn't want to ruin the surprise. can you forgive me?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578652)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide the word with your thumb. If you actually care about my feelings, AT ALL, you will SHOW me ALL of the texts you sent this person and you can just hide anything that relates to Christmas with your thumb.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. look at whatever you want.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578691)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a fuck about your STUPID FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES OKAY! What good is this if you didn't KEEP the texts? And I'm not supposed to be SUSPICIOUS? *REALLY*? Okay, so you wouldn't be suspicious if *I* deleted all of *my* texts when you ask for them, right? No, and it's not like you've EVER done that either, it's not like you asked to see *MY* texts from when my ex was visiting that weekend you were gone to Provo on your stupid "RETREAT" with AUDREY SLUT'S-HER-FACE! Oh, yeah, THAT is TOTALLY justified, but THIS is. And don't even TRY to say it's because you found his t-shirt here, YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT AND I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT! This is the *same, thing,* okay?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578730)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: 180 hall

lol, provo?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578737)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat of faith!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578770)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

you're right. i'm sorry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't care about me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578762)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

*texts audrey back*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578765)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:56 PM
Author: sticky garrison

oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579428)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477167)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: filthy bipolar mad-dog skullcap shrine

i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb." This shit was great

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911875)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi

Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout) regularly confesses to doing abhorrent things on this forum. She's posted about how she shoplifted hundreds of dollars of items for no reason, lies to men about being pregnant to get the abortion money, and lies to her family about being pregnant for attention. I don't think potential employers or schools should consider her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917703)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: bateful maize locus

what did I do???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, anyway. I'm just being stupid, right? "Oh, Cynthia's being ridiculous again guys, let me go try to calm her down! She's such a stupid bitch!" Right? Well PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, don't let me KEEP you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578643)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: bateful maize locus

JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578650)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's just what you didn't do. I'm over it, I guess. It's no big deal. I'm stupid for expecting anything.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578672)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: bateful maize locus

*shrugs*

*goes back to playing MW2*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578686)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears*

*stomps out of room into bathroom, locks door*

*sobs weakly*

*texts picture of my tits to guy who flirted with me at a bar*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578698)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: deep gaped cuckold

lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367826)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating piazza famous landscape painting

Wasn't me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578629)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best friend* TELLS ME EXPLICITLY that she saw you talking to another girl in your class and "smiling like you knew her," I am just supposed to assume that that wasn't you? Okay, great. So you're calling my friend a liar. I'm SO GLAD to know how you feel about my friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Hyperventilating piazza famous landscape painting

Just settle down, settle down, settle down!

I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills

Give you anything you want

Hundred-dollar bills

I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see

Just marry me marry me marry me!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578688)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

I do!!! *squeals*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578742)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: beta parlor yarmulke

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579458)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Deranged Lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477580)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Heady multi-billionaire

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477618)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917705)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Overrated cobalt mad cow disease

*slaps you in the face*

Shut up bitch. I told you I don't want to hear it. Now clean this fucking house.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578651)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

*casts eyes downward*

*a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my face*

*turns and walks to linen closet*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578678)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Overrated cobalt mad cow disease

See, we're both happier when you know your place.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578719)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578776)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: cerebral puppy liquid oxygen



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411906)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Maniacal razzle international law enforcement agency

u suck mah cock boy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578681)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Racy Flushed Point

180 thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578693)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Haunting Messiness Cuck

Don't be mad, baby

*starts erotically massaging your shoulders*

*lands little kisses on the back of your neck*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578738)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578746)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578804)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE about my period, but you want to eat me out during? Like I could even FEEL GOOD during that, when ALL I'm thinking about is how DISGUSTING you must think I am? Do you have any idea what it's like to BLEED down there? And I'm supposed to let you TOUCH me when I'm like that? WITH YOUR *TONGUE*?! God what is WRONG with you! Do you do that with OTHER girls?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578822)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: Coral Coffee Pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762713)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Haunting Messiness Cuck

What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ago...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578824)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that *SUSAN* was on her period and that I thought it was WEIRD that she was on her period because we ALWAYS have our periods at the SAME TIME and I *didn't* have my period at that time and I was EVEN on the *white* pills on my birth control and it still wasn't COMING and I said that I was SCARED that I might be PREGNANT but APPARENTLY you don't listen when I talk, is that it?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578837)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for rootin' for a team like that...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578855)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the bus a man grabbed my ass and I didn't pull away.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578865)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't grabbed my ass since high school football (no homo)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578882)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578890)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: shimmering fortuitous meteor fat ankles

MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477978)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fault.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477992)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

lol true

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: cerebral puppy liquid oxygen



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411925)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: arousing skinny woman

That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578791)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always says yes to sex.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who would hide it best?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578813)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

nah men only cheat when their gfs say no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578823)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably about wanting to break free of the relationshipal chains and to experience the hunt, to pwn strange or something.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578842)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move on.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578857)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Heady multi-billionaire

This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

holy shit askav you need better gfs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578832)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

lol you ain't lyin'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578848)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Talented Brilliant Corner Mental Disorder

t,oc,itcr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578929)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:00 PM
Author: exhilarant idiotic ratface

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036901)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036907)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Titillating gay milk telephone



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036913)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: comical community account

true lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036915)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Heady multi-billionaire



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036948)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ladyboy



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ladyboy



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: marvelous pungent brunch jap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19689577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

*commits to a life of celibacy*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578899)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

*raeps you*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578900)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

*pwns you by having installed rapex*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578908)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

PWN PWN PWN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578910)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

*was raeping your butt*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578918)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with your vaginal muscles. in your ass, it would just go further up your rectum into your bowels.

*gleefully fucks your ass*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578939)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: charismatic preventive strike stage

you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device.

*reports you to the fbi*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578951)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

*cums in your ass*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578953)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon water buffalo

my gf would never pull this shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578921)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578930)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tanning salon water buffalo

lol, as if i need prodding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Overrated cobalt mad cow disease

girls that do shit like this are not really people

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578937)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Duck-like impertinent abode turdskin

they're usually good for make-up sex

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578943)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole

Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578981)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: contagious incel range

posting in an epic thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse

Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to participate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579464)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: Topaz laughsome field

babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579526)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: glassy base

The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579530)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse

That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conversation almost verbatim. Fun times.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579570)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 7:21 AM
Author: Light cheese-eating chapel pisswyrm

:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone to cheat on her with. Sometimes I dress up and tell her I'm going out with some friends and then just go grocery shopping and study in the parking lot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368976)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: pearly vivacious haunted graveyard state

LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477229)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

lolol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477643)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583227)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: Peach Adventurous Heaven

Why?

*polishes husband of the year trophey*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583258)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:50 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13585924)



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Date: January 2nd, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13704633)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:28 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: offensive legal warrant crotch

sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the <3

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368089)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Prole



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Date: April 15th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: Yapping dun feces persian



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Date: April 15th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: sadistic bisexual juggernaut

this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14722023)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: sadistic bisexual juggernaut

still a 180 thread, really

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477160)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: sadistic bisexual juggernaut

fuck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762779)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: sadistic bisexual juggernaut

lolololol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639706)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: contagious incel range



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Judgmental regret round eye

This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457533)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: cracking ungodly parlour

Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other guys there?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477243)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wild resort elastic band

HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477572)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Peach Adventurous Heaven

I miss my girlfriend. :(

She is nice. :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477590)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: fluffy floppy orchestra pit pistol

holy fucking jesus this is EERIE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477608)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Heady multi-billionaire

180 thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477638)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: galvanic bronze hell

This is good work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477981)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: contagious incel range



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: offensive legal warrant crotch



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036857)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: comical community account

i love this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036865)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036874)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: comical community account

i feel ya

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036880)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! Current gf shtick, when it sucks, sucks for different reasons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036923)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Titillating gay milk telephone

lol ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036905)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: nofapping generalized bond shitlib

tyft

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036938)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Titillating gay milk telephone

is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex who's stomping her foot on the word "MAD"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036931)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Property

no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037115)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: nofapping generalized bond shitlib

i can think of very real examples of that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037213)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:48 PM
Author: Crystalline rigpig rigor



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Date: June 4th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: cerebral puppy liquid oxygen



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: Mahogany roast beef step-uncle's house

Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411866)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: amethyst godawful temple

man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7 times now, and wants to talk and talk and talk about how little i care for her and how thoughtless i am.

ATD? wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411894)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: Odious address cuckoldry

you know what to do brother

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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:11 PM
Author: cerebral puppy liquid oxygen



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 2:20 PM
Author: cerebral puppy liquid oxygen



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Date: September 5th, 2011 3:58 PM
Author: fragrant sneaky criminal



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:09 PM
Author: bossy supple stead toilet seat

lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911871)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ladyboy



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible philosopher-king fanboi

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917702)



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:30 PM
Author: Odious address cuckoldry



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: cerise stimulating idea he suggested sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: cerebral puppy liquid oxygen

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19375413)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:17 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: January 12th, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: Titillating gay milk telephone

can we please talk about how awesome this thread is

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19771755)