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Home Gym Bros... Buying An Elliptical Trainer: Are Cheap Ones Shit?
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Date: July 8th, 2024 8:35 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford yes getting a treadmill too. ive only used professional cardio machines at gyms. are $300-500 ones crap? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822314) |
Date: July 8th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy why do you need more than one cardio machine? buy an erg and call it a day. or a treadmill/bike if you're a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822335) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 8:45 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford u cant row after an upper body workout (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822349) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 8:51 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy yes you can. you use your legs for like 80%. you might as well say you "can't lift anything over 10lbs" after upper body.
unless you're body building and 1RMing until absolute exhaustion, which you aren't because then you wouldn't be asking this question (or purchasing an elliptical), you can certainly do rowing after doing upper body.
regardless, my point stands: you don't need multiple cardio machines. you should be riding a bike or jogging for cardio anyway and only using a machine when the weather is unseasonable anyway. |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 8:52 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford in that case, the 1 machine best for wife and i is an elliptical. ur fighting the hypo. whatever that 1 machine is, the question is what kind of quality should i go for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822372) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: salmon university do NOT buy shitty quality. You're going to spend around $2k on a decent elliptical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822395) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford define decent. gym-grade? $2k for new ? what about buying used? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822461) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Cerebral puce forum dopamine The good gym ones are like 10k a pop. The Nordic step climber is decent for like 2k I think |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:52 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford the good gym ones like a precor are bulky as fuck; take up a ton of room and are hard to move.
what's nordic's schtick? are they gym quality? |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:36 AM Author: Cerebral puce forum dopamine no but just get bowflex max trainer thats what i was thinking of. shits fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823469) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 9:29 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford looking at these. are they more stairclimber than elliptical? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823535) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 12:54 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy this thread gave me diabetes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47824213) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:02 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy do the higher end machines have more space for hangers or something? elliptical machines are exclusively used for hanging clothes. i suppose the higher end machines will help you mog your other fat friends though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822416) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford is this redditt humor? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822464) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:17 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy damn, i just got owned. but now that TSINAH has arrived, the bort's best resource for weight loss and budgeting advice, you've finally got a real expert to rely on that won't just resort to hackey reddit jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822474) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:37 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford i'd rather hear tsinah talk out of his fat ass than your redditt "humor" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822529) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy bro, reddit is the place where a bunch of hogs will tell you "an elliptical is great! i'm 300lbs and low impact is really helping my weight loss journey" and "$500 is a pretty good machine! i have one and it works great!"
xoxo is where you come for unvarnished truth. go google the home gyms of your favorite athletes and count the ellipticals. it's exclusively for fat asses who will stop using them immediately. sorry that this hurts your feelings for some reason, which is odd because you don't even have one yet.
get an erg. or a bike if you're a pussy. that's all you need.
hth. |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:41 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford you dont get xo; stop pretending like you do.
if you got xo, you'd know that i'm a twink with 10.5% body fat who has worked out 6 days a week (every day but shabbos) for his entire adult life and i'm clearly not in the "fat asses who will stop using them immediately" category. |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy if "getting" xo means identifying different pumos i'm really glad i don't "get" xo.
you're a twink but you don't want an erg because "you can't do it after upper body?" you're done here man and you're maf about it. being a pumo was a good choice. i can't imagine getting so steamed because someone on the internet criticized ellipticals. |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:27 AM Author: Contagious bossy area chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823452) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:51 PM Author: Black Glittery Gunner Yes you can lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822572) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:39 PM Author: heady hairless crotch Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822535) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:40 PM Author: heady hairless crotch Buy a Concept2 erg or assault bike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822538) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:40 AM Author: Flickering judgmental temple goal in life cr wtf. an elliptical for your home gym lol, stop being a faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823473) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:48 PM Author: sticky laser beams lay Probably fine unless you want some useless fancy display (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822570) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 9:51 PM Author: Black Glittery Gunner All ellipticals are shit
Get a Jacob's ladder, versaclimber, rower
And yes, you can row after lifting. I do it all the time. |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 10:01 PM Author: heady hairless crotch Versaclimber is killer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822597) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:20 AM Author: Twinkling place of business black woman Can attest. Did 3000 feet on one yesterday and am about to do 2500 feet. Brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823442) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:29 AM Author: Black Glittery Gunner It's the fucking worst lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823457) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:24 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford jacob's ladder is too intense to do every day. it's fucking killer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823450) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:28 AM Author: Black Glittery Gunner Go slower or for shorter time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823456) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 9:25 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford a mix of HIIT and long-distance steady-state cardio is CR. as 180 a workout as it is, i dont see jacob's ladder as something one should buy as their ONLY cardio machine. it's a good machine for a gym to have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823526) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 1:30 PM Author: Black Glittery Gunner Yeah, I mean, I think ideal is a rower or a versaclimber. But I would rather a Jacob's ladder over an elliptical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47824326) |
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Date: July 8th, 2024 10:14 PM Author: arousing fantasy-prone pit Elliptical 😏 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47822639) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:40 AM Author: Chartreuse sickened jew puppy just go on a fucking hike. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823472) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford ROFL state your iq before I engage you further. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823502) |
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Date: July 10th, 2024 2:31 AM Author: Chartreuse sickened jew puppy Go on a hike outdoors. At least in one part of your life get off the fucking hamster wheel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47826760) |
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Date: July 10th, 2024 8:53 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford you seem really stupid so let me genuinely break this down for you. wife and i both work out 6 days a week, and we're busy people with 2 kids. not outing where i live but most people aren't going to have hiking trails anywhere convenient to where they live -- let alone have weather convenient for 365 day hiking. to tell someone to "just do hike everyday, dont go to a gym ever" is the most dumb and retarded shit ever" -- they're going to end up hiking once every month at most. plus, if someone only has 20 mins to work out and do some HIIT shit, a hike is just totally not happening. you're so fucking dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47827135) |
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Date: July 11th, 2024 3:42 AM Author: Chartreuse sickened jew puppy Take a hike. You seem sad. Im sorry you've prioritised the wrong things in your life so you can't enjoy being in nature.
You seem really fucking stupid. |
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Date: July 11th, 2024 9:10 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford you seem REALLY stupid. totally non-responsive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47830393) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 3:33 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47824726) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 9:34 AM Author: apoplectic pisswyrm orchestra pit Lol that in 33 posts no one has at attempted to answer OP's question. This is Reddit shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823538) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford cr. led by reddittt extraordinaire gunnerattt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823567) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 12:26 PM Author: flushed seedy really tough guy you're just MAF you got blown out. the question was answered -- ellipticals are shit pure shit at any price. hegemon is the undisputed xo fitness masterman and agreed. what more do you want? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47824088) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:04 PM Author: concupiscible casino dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47825617) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 9:56 AM Author: Twinkling place of business black woman I'll answer it The cheap ones are complete shit, shaky, lack good range of motion and smoothness, probably break sooner
Buy a decent used one on Facebook marketplace |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 9:57 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford what are good brands to look for used versions of that arent $5k retail new and really really bulky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47823576) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 12:44 PM Author: Twinkling place of business black woman dunno
just get the ones that are $5k new but cheaper used on facebook marketplace
An elliptical is kind of complicated and I would imagine could break down, I would want a solidly made one.
I just checked facebook marketplace - a nordictrack elliptical, which I assume is pretty good, goes for like $350-1000 - here is a commercial grade one for $750 https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/hab/d/atlanta-nordictrack-elliptical/7760675591.html
Ive had to take my versaclimber apart a few times for repairs that i did myself.
Also my dad bought some $100 ripoff "climbing cardio machine" after I raved about the versaclimber and it is a complete piece of crap and you feel like you are about to fall over all the time |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 6:59 PM Author: Fragrant senate milk thread locked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47825593) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 3:43 PM Author: excitant light center This is mine and it can handle my weight and is sturdy and durable. I love it.
https://www.amazon.com/Niceday-Elliptical-Hyper-Quiet-Magnetic-Resistance/dp/B08V8M5ZGS/
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Date: July 9th, 2024 10:25 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford lol @ the chink garbage literature:
rofling @ LCD with exactry data
why is every amazon product some ESL garbage like this |
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Date: July 10th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: excitant light center Hard to pay attention to any text in that image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47827184) |
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Date: July 10th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford i didnt even notice the girl. i just noticed the horrible text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47827187) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 3:45 PM Author: Poppy internal respiration I think weight is a good proxy for quality. I have a Sole 80 treadmill. It weighs nearly 300 lbs. and has been great. It's sturdy and durable and feels like a gym machine. MSRP is currently $2800. I paid $1600 at Dick's on sale a few years ago. Looks like typical discount price now is about $1900. Sole makes ellipticals, too, but I don't have one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47824760) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 3:45 PM Author: Demanding Big Depressive Corn Cake A home gym bro would be asking about power racks and 28mm vs 29mm barbells.
You're a kike cardiofag. |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 6:38 PM Author: Crimson aromatic foreskin stage Nooooo his gains bro noooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47825497) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 6:55 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford Don’t worry I’m going to sperg out about cages next. Wife wants the machine first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47825573) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 6:58 PM Author: Demanding Big Depressive Corn Cake Little hint for you.
99% of people who buy home cardio equipment never use it. |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:16 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford Your point? Lol at this generic reddittt garbage. 99% of people with gym memberships don’t use them either. Wife and I both worked out 6 days a week for years at the gym
We just built a home gym and are already using it every day with the free eights and pull-up bar we have. Why wouldn’t we use our cardio machine? |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: Demanding Big Depressive Corn Cake MFCR. I (reasonably) assumed you were normies. I retract all criticism and snark and offer much respect for the consistency.
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:28 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford Ty. I do think the advice ITT not to cheap out seems credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47825747) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:29 PM Author: Demanding Big Depressive Corn Cake I tend to agree -- and especially for cardio equipment actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47825756) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 10:27 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford if im not gonna cheap out on cardio equipment, i'm weary of spending $500+ USED on a good piece of equipment. that's a lot to spend for something where you dont know the condition. electronics break...
suck it up and buy something new? |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 6:13 PM Author: Fragrant senate milk it's always worth investing more in the highest quality equipment
you can feel the difference
you'll fuck up your body if you have improper form combined with crappy machines |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:03 PM Author: Demanding Big Depressive Corn Cake This is why training of any kind with machines is generally retarded, unless you're using some very specific machine for a very specific accessory exercise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47825613) |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 7:03 PM Author: Stimulating macaca legal warrant Yes, the cheap ones are shit and you will definitely notice a difference. In my experience they affected the quality of my workouts but perhaps you would have a different take. If you are going to get an elliptical and/or treadmill, get a good one.
I will also offer that I think you should choose one or the other but, hey, it's not my money. |
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Date: July 9th, 2024 10:27 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford what does xo think of this $1000 elliptical:
https://www.johnsonfitness.com/Horizon-70-AE-Elliptical-P33614.aspx |
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Date: July 10th, 2024 5:20 PM Author: scarlet philosopher-king halford what does xo think of buying a used precor for like $500? who the fuck knows what's wrong w it. that's a lot for something used (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5552399&forum_id=2#47828523) |