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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Dashing senate circlehead
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
vivacious whorehouse
  04/18/25
Cr.
Floppy School Cafeteria Windowlicker
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
checked out chud
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Contagious Indigo Nursing Home
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Mahogany Parlor
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
chestnut motley kitty sandwich
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
...
Snowy mewling kitty cat public bath
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena
  04/18/25
...
Harsh Rigor
  04/18/25
...
carmine talking ape
  08/17/26
...
White hunting ground idiot
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Azure Racy Therapy
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
dull slap-happy home trump supporter
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
dull slap-happy home trump supporter
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Harsh Rigor
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
dull slap-happy home trump supporter
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
dull slap-happy home trump supporter
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
odious cobalt stage quadroon
  04/18/25
jfc goys
dull slap-happy home trump supporter
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Harsh Rigor
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Harsh Rigor
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund
  04/18/25
...
Violent Charismatic Kitchen Fat Ankles
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
dull slap-happy home trump supporter
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/18/25
...
White hunting ground idiot
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Painfully honest coral plaza
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Fucking Fuckface
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
vivacious whorehouse
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  08/17/26
...
MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
hyperactive lettuce range
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
hyperactive lettuce range
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
checked out chud
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  09/20/26
...
Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Dashing senate circlehead

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: vivacious whorehouse

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Floppy School Cafeteria Windowlicker

Cr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: checked out chud

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Contagious Indigo Nursing Home

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Mahogany Parlor

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: chestnut motley kitty sandwich

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Snowy mewling kitty cat public bath



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Harsh Rigor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: carmine talking ape



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: White hunting ground idiot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Azure Racy Therapy

Okay, i lol’d

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: dull slap-happy home trump supporter

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: dull slap-happy home trump supporter

who's a good boy?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Harsh Rigor

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: dull slap-happy home trump supporter

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: dull slap-happy home trump supporter

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: odious cobalt stage quadroon

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: dull slap-happy home trump supporter

jfc goys

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Harsh Rigor

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

wtf is fodip?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Harsh Rigor

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Ty friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Violent Charismatic Kitchen Fat Ankles



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: dull slap-happy home trump supporter

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: White hunting ground idiot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Painfully honest coral plaza

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: vivacious whorehouse

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

ur dumb

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena

(ballsack dipper)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

idk wtf that even means

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Splenetic sapphire abode striped hyena

it's not very hard to figure out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: hyperactive lettuce range

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: hyperactive lettuce range

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

You just aren’t hitting it right

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: shimmering self-centered fortuitous meteor trust fund

i'm not hitting it at all

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: checked out chud

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone opaque office turdskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50149087)