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Date: June 19th, 2016 8:29 PM Author: Buff center macaca Hey, TWINKS, welcome to the Classic The Beefboy features FUCKSTICKS That are practically Jurassic We’ll need some TURTLEBACKS tonight so join the scrum You’re gonna see a guy named Otter Shooting ropes of CUM
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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:56 PM Author: Buff center macaca (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744052) |
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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:57 PM Author: Bearded Pit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744063) |
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Date: June 19th, 2016 10:59 PM Author: mint step-uncle's house double fault Lol.
Elton John is 180 |
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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:00 PM Author: zombie-like geriatric dragon home one fucking eighty (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744111) |
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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:40 PM Author: Buff center macaca TY, brother.
Care to CUM-tribute a verse? |
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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:49 PM Author: chestnut medicated newt It's an often misheard lyric, but the chorus (and title of the song, of course) is "Yanny and the Hets." Sir Elton may be a homosexual, but he and cowriter Bernard Taupin recognized the sheer straight-as-fuck heterosexuality of nude bodybuilding. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744539) |
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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:51 PM Author: Buff center macaca 180000000
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Date: June 19th, 2016 11:53 PM Author: chestnut medicated newt The pair also contributed "Cockodile Rock," a song the Stimsonian Foundation has been working diligently on locating the original masters to. We believe Chateau d'Heterouville, the studio near Paris where the song was recorded, has the source material; however, the Chateau has been reluctant to part with the tapes due to general French anger over the results of the recent Spunk Of The West Open, a warmup event for major summer meets like Stimbledon. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744575) |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:00 AM Author: Buff center macaca Not much on the traditional song lyric sites. But found this
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I remember when COCKS got sprung Me and Douton had so much fun Reppin' plates and stimmin' bones Had a twenty inch MEATSTICK And a TWINK of my own
But the biggest STIM I ever got Was doin a thing called the COCKODILE ROCK While Gay Cutler was posing in his socks We were STIMMIN and SPRAYIN' to the COCKODILE ROCK |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:10 AM Author: chestnut medicated newt I've heard this version a few times. I've also heard alternate lyrics that say:
Stimming holes and making twinks moan Had a nearby Pounders and a twenty-inch bone But the biggest load I ever shot Was during a thing called the COCKODILE ROCK...
As always, we are searching for the proper historical record, and will make the song OFFICIAL upon consensus. |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:14 AM Author: Buff center macaca This kind of SCHOLARSHIP really makes this bort a treasured resource for both the casual IFNB fan, as well as the archivist/completist (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744756) |
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Date: October 25th, 2024 5:48 PM Author: chestnut medicated newt Well, cock rocking is nude, no jockstraps and the semen all just spills I never knew me a better stim And I guess I never will |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:01 AM Author: Bearded Pit But due to the frequency of the mishearing over the years he indeed does sing "Jets" at some live performances, accompanied by an elaborate ensemble dance troupe of MUSCLEGODS who shower the front five rows with precisely timed JETS of POWERJIZZ during the chorus and outro (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744617) |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:15 AM Author: chestnut medicated newt Another funny story. That actually started when Rammstein - who, by the way, are all enormous IFNB fans - covered the song in an industrial-metal version during the 1998 Family Values tour. Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann either misheard the lyrics himself or simply modified them to fit the stage show, which already featured a large jizz cannon. Sir Elton joined Rammstein on stage for a rendition of the piece at the 2003 Grammys.
The rest, as they say, is history. |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:19 AM Author: Buff center macaca Any truth to the rumor that Dan Otter and Snake Assombo had a backstage row over which one would enter the 2006 Bayreuth Bigboy to "Mann Gegen Mann"?
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:28 AM Author: chestnut medicated newt Honestly, I'm not sure. That's one of those legendary backstage fights that has probably been embellished over the years if not outright manufactured from thin air, much like the 1992 Axl Rose/Kurt Cobain MTV VMA scrap. A very drunk Matt Sorum once told me the latter was simply Courtney Love screeching at 1989 and 1991 IFNB champion Richhard (yes, with two H's) Biggleston, a man perfectly named for his later career, and Axl and Kurt merely bumped each other by accident carrying her out of the green room.
Regarding the Assombo/Otter fight, Rammstein refuses to give an interview on the subject. |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:33 AM Author: Buff center macaca Glad you referenced Biggleston. He's not really known by a lot of the younger IFNB fans, but he had a pretty good run. IIRC, he flamed out pretty hard post-92. A lot of people say it was because he lost a couple of clutch training twinks in a small-engine plane crash right before a major Pan-Asian tour. But I know people who've managed to correspond with him over the years and he says he wanted to just go out on top. Not sure I buy it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744861) |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:40 AM Author: chestnut medicated newt There's a LOT of rumors of crystal methamphetamine abuse in DickBig's wake, including another legendary rumor of him shooting a meth/heroin/synthetic THC cocktail directly into his penis at an afterparty for the 1993 AmsterDAMN! show. Some claim the drug abuse made him impotent. Like you say, it's hard to ferret out the truth. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744900) |
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Date: June 20th, 2016 12:59 AM Author: Buff center macaca (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30744995) |
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Date: June 21st, 2016 9:07 AM Author: Buff center macaca (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30753441) |
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Date: June 21st, 2016 9:19 AM Author: Idiotic talented dilemma mental disorder He's got a massive cock, don't wear no jock You know I read it in a muscleblooooooog Oh Yanny and the hets |
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Date: June 22nd, 2016 8:57 PM Author: chestnut medicated newt (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30766524) |
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Date: June 27th, 2016 2:16 AM Author: Buff center macaca (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#30799775) |
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Date: April 19th, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Idiotic talented dilemma mental disorder (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#33113642) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2017 11:29 PM Author: vibrant state (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#34273750) |
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Date: October 8th, 2017 3:44 PM Author: vibrant state Hey kids, shake your dicks together The spotlight's hitting something That's been known to raise your weiner...
Oooh JK and Yanny, Buck the club paulette...they're so stimmed out. Y-y-y-yanny and the hets. Oh they're wide and they're wonderful. Oh Yanny's got quite the peen.
HE GOT A HEFTY SPLOOGE A BIRTHDAY SUIT I READ ABOUT IT ON THE IFNBeeeeeeeeee |
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Date: March 25th, 2018 11:06 PM Author: vibrant state (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3260055&forum_id=2#35688299) |
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