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Jews use Bulova watches to trick God
| Deep misanthropic queen of the night field | 08/03/26 |
| Thirsty Translucent Becky | 08/03/26 |
| Deep misanthropic queen of the night field | 08/03/26 |
| Thirsty Translucent Becky | 08/03/26 |
| exciting onyx selfie | 08/03/26 |
| Deep misanthropic queen of the night field | 08/03/26 |
| contagious idiotic dysfunction | 08/03/26 |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 2:00 AM Author: Deep misanthropic queen of the night field Jews want (need?) to sing on the Sabbath. But they don't want to sing off-key. And they aren't supposed to do any work. That means they aren't supposed to use any instruments, or even a tuning fork.
BUT!
There are certain old Bulova watches that emit a hum, because the watch movement utilizes a tuning fork powered by a battery. And Jews using this hum as a reference for what key to be in DOESN'T COUNT as doing work. Somehow.
God tricked again!!
https://forward.com/culture/483442/how-one-vintage-watch-has-been-making-cantors-lives-easier-for-more-than/ |
Date: August 3rd, 2026 2:01 AM Author: Thirsty Translucent Becky It sure is easy to trick God, when he finds out about the telephone wire encapsulating an entire city, he's going to be sooooo pissed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888982&forum_id=2#50042024) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 3:12 AM Author: Deep misanthropic queen of the night field How do they know which side of the wire is inside or outside?
Who is to say that these cities aren't outside the wire, and everywhere that is not these cities is inside? |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 5:11 AM Author: Thirsty Translucent Becky God is stupid, he clearly doesn't know either (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888982&forum_id=2#50042074) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 5:28 AM Author: exciting onyx selfie LOL. He doesn't even know it's just a piece of string! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888982&forum_id=2#50042076) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 3:46 AM Author: Deep misanthropic queen of the night field I have to say, out of all the ways Jews think they are tricking God, this is probably the most ridiculous.
They could play things safe & sing a little off-key in order to not piss off God. But no, they track down esoteric watches that were discontinued decades ago and just... hope they're not pissing off God? |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM Author: contagious idiotic dysfunction jews are ridiculous (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888982&forum_id=2#50042312) |