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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
lol
Talented Startling Area
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
Underhanded twinkling tanning salon
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
Talented Startling Area
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
Underhanded twinkling tanning salon
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
Underhanded twinkling tanning salon
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
Underhanded twinkling tanning salon
  07/01/09
thansk
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
...
Vigorous base shitlib
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
up-to-no-good canary resort cuckoldry
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
Useless Motley Tank
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
Peach racy useless brakes digit ratio
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
Hairraiser Jewess
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
iridescent narrow-minded friendly grandma center
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
hideous cream partner
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
flushed adulterous telephone box office
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
glassy double fault
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
at-the-ready floppy house generalized bond
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
Ocher chapel patrolman
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
poppy heaven foreskin
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
Yapping mediation school cafeteria
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
fishy beady-eyed yarmulke station
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
exciting set
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/01/09
...
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/01/09
...
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
Pungent glittery internal respiration stain
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
poppy heaven foreskin
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/01/09
no
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
smoky supple international law enforcement agency mood
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
cerebral alcoholic jew
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
sadistic amethyst degenerate
  07/01/09
Great thread.
claret bat-shit-crazy boiling water
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
Tantric Razzmatazz Nursing Home
  07/01/09
this is good work.
flushed adulterous telephone box office
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
flushed adulterous telephone box office
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
flushed adulterous telephone box office
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
flushed adulterous telephone box office
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
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  07/01/09
...
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"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
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  07/01/09
thanks?
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
A+ thread
Mind-boggling hilarious national
  07/01/09
great flame
Heady bossy church round eye
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
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  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
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pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
translucent curious macaca
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
glassy double fault
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
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  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
how romantic
translucent curious macaca
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
Tan business firm
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
bistre theater fortuitous meteor
  07/01/09
dont think she did
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
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  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
Maroon soul-stirring kitty goal in life
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Maroon soul-stirring kitty goal in life
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The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
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...
Maroon soul-stirring kitty goal in life
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
Onyx Erotic Dilemma
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
Flesh Histrionic Home Mexican
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
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  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
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  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
adventurous rigpig
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/02/09
it's trash
big cerise indirect expression
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
Violet mental disorder
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
Talented Startling Area
  07/02/09
......maybe...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
Violet mental disorder
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
Talented Startling Area
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
awkward travel guidebook quadroon
  07/02/09
i will do that
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
crusty pit
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
Tan business firm
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
Tan business firm
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
Tan business firm
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
bateful dragon
  07/06/09
156
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
bateful dragon
  07/06/09
120
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
Talented Startling Area
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
fiercely-loyal hunting ground
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
sickened queen of the night sex offender
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
nudist den death wish
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
Hairraiser Jewess
  07/06/09
yeah?
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
Hairraiser Jewess
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
Hairraiser Jewess
  07/06/09
oh fuck
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
jade dashing point athletic conference
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
nudist den death wish
  07/07/09
...
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Hairraiser Jewess
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
fantasy-prone violent theater stage
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
Hairraiser Jewess
  07/09/09
...
adventurous rigpig
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
appetizing unholy kitchen immigrant
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
Amber Electric Furnace
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
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  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
jade dashing point athletic conference
  11/10/10
so what happened???
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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Talented Startling Area

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Underhanded twinkling tanning salon

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

its been like 3 months

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Talented Startling Area

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Underhanded twinkling tanning salon

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Underhanded twinkling tanning salon

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Underhanded twinkling tanning salon

Well, good luck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

thansk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Vigorous base shitlib

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good canary resort cuckoldry

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

but i also want to keep the girl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Useless Motley Tank

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Peach racy useless brakes digit ratio

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

Is this Tropes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: iridescent narrow-minded friendly grandma center

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: hideous cream partner

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: flushed adulterous telephone box office

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: glassy double fault

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready floppy house generalized bond

LOL

BREADPWND

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: Ocher chapel patrolman

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: poppy heaven foreskin

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Yapping mediation school cafeteria

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: fishy beady-eyed yarmulke station

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: exciting set

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage

tranny fucking?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Pungent glittery internal respiration stain

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage

pics of qt hipster girl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: poppy heaven foreskin

tmfcr man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

not outting myself or her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: smoky supple international law enforcement agency mood

Say you were cured. It happens.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: cerebral alcoholic jew

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: sadistic amethyst degenerate

please keep this flame going, tyia

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: claret bat-shit-crazy boiling water

Great thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Tantric Razzmatazz Nursing Home

LMAo, ur such a playa

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: flushed adulterous telephone box office

this is good work.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: flushed adulterous telephone box office

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: flushed adulterous telephone box office

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

how do i find that out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: flushed adulterous telephone box office

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: arousing bull headed lodge water buffalo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Naked love of her life sanctuary

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

thanks?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious national

A+ thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Heady bossy church round eye

great flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: disrespectful space elastic band

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: scarlet deranged locus marketing idea

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: translucent curious macaca

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: glassy double fault

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Tan business firm

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: translucent curious macaca

how romantic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: Tan business firm

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: bistre theater fortuitous meteor

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

dont think she did

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Lascivious site striped hyena

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

yeah tat wouldnt work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring kitty goal in life

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring kitty goal in life

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring kitty goal in life

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Maroon soul-stirring kitty goal in life



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Onyx Erotic Dilemma

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

chimay, dood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage

fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Flesh Histrionic Home Mexican

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: stimulating jet locale community account

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: big cerise indirect expression

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: adventurous rigpig

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

wheat and carbs are delicious

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: big cerise indirect expression

it's trash

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: Violet mental disorder

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: Talented Startling Area

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

......maybe...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Violet mental disorder

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: Talented Startling Area

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: awkward travel guidebook quadroon

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

i will do that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: crusty pit

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: Tan business firm

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: Tan business firm

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Tan business firm

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: bateful dragon

"Gluten For Punishment"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

156

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: bateful dragon

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Talented Startling Area

180^180 tyvm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hunting ground

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: sickened queen of the night sex offender

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: nudist den death wish

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

celiac doesn't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

yeah?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

oh fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: nudist den death wish

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violent theater stage

this was a good thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: adventurous rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: appetizing unholy kitchen immigrant

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Amber Electric Furnace

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: High-end galvanic temple

love this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: jade dashing point athletic conference

TY dood! :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Marvelous karate

so what happened???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)