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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Obsidian odious jewess whorehouse

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: startled degenerate travel guidebook

is she White

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804858)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

yes why

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Twinkling Business Firm Tattoo

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: startled degenerate travel guidebook

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: saffron bat-shit-crazy sanctuary

get out now brother

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: flushed provocative property

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: hairless stimulating hominid

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: costumed abode

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Thriller Point Depressive

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Nighttime fear-inspiring range

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: lake digit ratio



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: aromatic awkward pistol

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Magical Center Mother

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Dull cuck

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: walnut ticket booth marketing idea

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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Spectacular Chapel

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal church building

LOL

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: trip office

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Bearded Liquid Oxygen Stead

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: slippery mental disorder national



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: Fragrant theater prole

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Sinister green halford

use your cock head

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bistre yarmulke

*masturbating furiously*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Razzle area partner

tcr

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: lake digit ratio

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Shivering hall

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: drab corner

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: big-titted bull headed dilemma

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Twinkling Business Firm Tattoo



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Thriller Point Depressive

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: erotic stubborn house

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Fragrant theater prole

POTT

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Bateful antidepressant drug genital piercing



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: mewling french chef parlour

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Dark Splenetic Juggernaut Brunch



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: Flesh pungent selfie school

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: salmon laughsome crackhouse goyim

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Appetizing Forum



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Crystalline main people macaca

180

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Sexy Bearded Doctorate Principal's Office



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: Spectacular Chapel

wtf

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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: Lavender Multi-colored Lodge

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Bossy naked tanning salon quadroon



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: Unholy Stage

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: Lavender Multi-colored Lodge



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: aromatic awkward pistol

lol

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic Balding Sound Barrier Hell

update plz.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

We have broken up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic Balding Sound Barrier Hell

was it because you got her poo on your hand

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic Balding Sound Barrier Hell

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Dashing clear casino new version

Was this whole thing flame?

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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Ultramarine international law enforcement agency

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Twinkling Business Firm Tattoo

lol

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

Nice bump

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm

Alt flame is epic

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: Unholy Stage

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Unholy Stage



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Pisswyrm



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: misunderstood magenta gaping

WTF

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Author: know-it-all foreskin

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