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Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars....
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Sooty Haunting Forum New Version

Fuck, are you flaming, fag?

Does she live with you or wtf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: provocative umber sex offender

is she White

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

yes why

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Mahogany bawdyhouse idea he suggested

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: provocative umber sex offender

LOL BROTHER JUST LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804870)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:27 PM
Author: 180 Pisswyrm

get out now brother

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:36 PM
Author: supple background story

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Navy Jet-lagged Hell Skinny Woman

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy hall



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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Stimulating cyan indian lodge multi-billionaire

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:12 PM
Author: Overrated Incel

prepare ur anus

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:14 PM
Author: Jet Foreskin Address

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Domesticated odious site indirect expression



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: zippy theatre newt

LOL BROTHER

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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: topaz really tough guy casino

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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:14 AM
Author: provocative umber sex offender



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: idiotic mad-dog skullcap

LOL just LOL

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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM
Author: Spectacular nibblets

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 9:02 AM
Author: twinkling step-uncle's house



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:22 AM
Author: provocative umber sex offender



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: impertinent sinister cuck

yourfukked

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly public bath

LOL

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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz weed whacker

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: salmon charismatic digit ratio

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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:23 AM
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Fighting Haunted Graveyard



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring range

unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Opaque Laughsome Abode

use your cock head

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Walnut theater stage cuckold

*masturbating furiously*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:26 AM
Author: Canary chapel

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: Domesticated odious site indirect expression

For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."

Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."

Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.

Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.

Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: racy fuchsia locus

180

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: dark preventive strike

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Rambunctious Snowy Space Giraffe

lol

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Mahogany bawdyhouse idea he suggested



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Overrated Incel

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: Histrionic flushed stead hunting ground

this may be the funniest post i've ever read

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804921)



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM
Author: primrose soul-stirring range

POTT

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Dun piazza



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready green trailer park round eye

tyft

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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: Lavender meetinghouse circlehead



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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM
Author: lemon library boiling water

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"

*round of applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:41 AM
Author: Citrine location coldplay fan

I read this like when George Michael says "ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!" in their live duet of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924016)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM
Author: Ebony dilemma mexican



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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:05 AM
Author: Coral trip gas station

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Date: September 7th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Gay Deer Antler Puppy



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:32 AM
Author: impertinent sinister cuck

wtf

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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM
Author: unhinged candlestick maker

best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM
Author: Ocher dashing property



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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: cream knife

*slow clap turning into roaring applause*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221)



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM
Author: unhinged candlestick maker



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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM
Author: zippy theatre newt

lol

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: ferengi



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Date: November 6th, 2026 5:53 AM
Author: Eliz Holmes' Long Tangy Turdwang Gnawing Defense ( )

LOL

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Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Spot

update plz.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832904)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

We have broken up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Spot

was it because you got her poo on your hand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832912)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Exhilarant Spot

oh yeah dump her two-timing crippled ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832931)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Know-it-all boyish filthpig temple

Was this whole thing flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924048)



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Date: September 7th, 2011 10:00 AM
Author: Rusted macaca codepig

yea she just broke a fingernail.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18924143)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 7:11 AM
Author: Mahogany bawdyhouse idea he suggested

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004696)



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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

Nice bump

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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape

Alt flame is epic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM
Author: cream knife

How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants

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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM
Author: cream knife



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Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle ape



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Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM
Author: Iridescent travel guidebook brunch

WTF

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Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Excitant national



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Date: January 23rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Chrome high-end gay wizard

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Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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