They are perpetually mad as fuck but you can never tell exactly why, like they're always on the verge of genociding some random minority group. Their language is filled with unpronounceable words and names with a bunch of C, G, and Z's. They are Muslim but are always in a pissing match with other Muslim countries, and they worship Ataturk and literally try to stab you if you bring up him or Armenians or anything. It's in the middle of everything geographically so they seem eager to extract favors from US/Russia while simultaneously expecting to get invaded and destroyed. I guess they have elections (?) but maybe there was a coup or it might've been a false flag coup? What a weird fucking place, truly a disaster of modern history to have allowed "Turkey" to exist as a country.
They lost like 17 straight wars to Russia and had to be saved from Russian colonization and genocide by the TTT French and British each time. That's enough to make them feel inferior and pissed off at the whole universe.
Date: August 28th, 2018 8:40 PM Author: Fragrant Windowlicker
Lol. Imagine someone bringing up how shitty America is today and someone responding how awesome it is because native Americans built log huts and canoes
turkish girls are really hit or miss. ive fucked very feminine ones - extremely petite and feminine looking - and others who couldve been men i.e. massive BO and bushy eyebrows - rest assured she had a vagina -