Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Exciting Khaki Wrinkle
There was a table of all just women sitting and gabbing and I'd drank 4 or 5 pink russians (cranberry and vodka and blackcurrant liqueur, bartender had never heard of it but once people saw mine he said he made like 100 of them)
Anyway I walked over and said "is this the single auntie table? Nice to see you were all invited"the chicks laughed and said "how old do you think we are?" I guessed 38, they were 24-26 all cousins of the bride. None had Men with them. A lot of single women out there just existing now and not being properly dicked down by men.
Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Exciting Khaki Wrinkle
I'm known to be generous I'll give the groom an envelope with $400 cash, i just stick it in his pocket at the receiving line so I get invited to a lot of weddings