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A bird got into my place last night and took a huge shit on my desk

Was out till like 11:30 and left balcony window open and cam...
arousing gunner
  07/30/26
A mezuzah (Hebrew: מְזוּזָה 'doorpost'; plural: מְ...
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arousing gunner
  07/30/26
Her name?
Frisky sneaky criminal kitchen
  07/30/26
Muh muh muh MY Mezuzah!
fragrant set
  07/30/26
wow. let me tell you how bad you fucked up from an eastern p...
Adulterous Codepig Famous Landscape Painting
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Date: July 30th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: arousing gunner

Was out till like 11:30 and left balcony window open and came back and there was a huge dove pigeon thing chilling on the floor in my room

Birds in the house is supposed to be a bad omen and birds are basically demons but birds shitting on you or something of yours is a good money omen so I don’t know how to take this - omens are also idolatry

I took the bird outside and he just chilled out there for a couple hours even tried to fly back into the glass door a few times to come back in but I got him to fly off healthily

Also, I switched out mezuzahs during the day and had it off the door while the bird snuck in which is kindve weird



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2#50035059)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: gay locale marketing idea

A mezuzah (Hebrew: מְזוּזָה 'doorpost'; plural: מְזוּזוֹת‎ mezuzot) is a piece of parchment inscribed with specific Hebrew verses from the Torah, which Jews affix in a small case to the doorposts of their homes.[1] These verses are the Biblical passages in which the use of a mezuzah is commanded (Deuteronomy 6:4–9 and 11:13–21); they also form part of the Shema prayer.

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2#50035071)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: lascivious idea he suggested



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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: arousing gunner

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/faaah-63455/

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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Frisky sneaky criminal kitchen

Her name?

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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: fragrant set

Muh muh muh MY Mezuzah!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2#50035197)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Codepig Famous Landscape Painting

wow. let me tell you how bad you fucked up from an eastern point of view.

birds are auspicious messengers. doves represent stability and tranquility. your desk in your home represents work, finance and authority. shitting on your desk is actually considered extremely lucky considering the odds of what it could have shat on. the bird choosing to stay in your home means what the bird was bringing was not just passing through your life but trying to anchor something in your life. the bird trying to return reinforces that it was trying to anchor something in your life.

the bird was bringing new beginnings at work or new found wealth to you.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2#50035284)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: arousing gunner

18000 tyft i am leaning towards good omen bc some really cr biz stuff happened while the bird was shitting alone in my room and chilling vibing

he/she/they/zher shit on my chair and printer also which is 1900000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2#50035286)