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There are some hot homeless teens in Venice brother

Venice and Santa Monica, this hot homeless teen asked for so...
burgundy bipolar box office
  07/05/11
homeless females make me feel particularly sad
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
especially if they are attractive, I wanted to offer her 100...
burgundy bipolar box office
  07/05/11
"sad" being a euphemism for?
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
like i'm cool judging 20-35 year old homeless men as worthle...
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
There is no part of you, not even the tiniest little fragmen...
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
not if she's all unbathed and shit
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
just tell her to take a shower bro aint that hard
burgundy bipolar box office
  07/05/11
"Please, mister. Anything would help." You sig...
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
moar
burgundy bipolar box office
  07/05/11
If Gibreel denies that he would have an untoward though, I w...
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
you're such a tease; worse than the nipple circling shit tha...
lurid anal narrative
  07/05/11
i shall deny it sir; i cannot do anything but
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
Part 2
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
well done sir; well done indeed
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
so what's the verdict? you tappin' that?
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
lustful thoughts? of course. i dunno though. would feel t...
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
prepare your anus for part 3 after i get back from the gym
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
are you hinting she is a tranny?
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
Part 3
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
180 180s. thou hast conquered, gallilean
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
yeah man you'd pwn that cunnus lol 180
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
by the way, magdelena? mary magdalene? your christlike att...
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
oh brother that was a 180 within a 180 like a russian doll, ...
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  07/05/11
okay man good just making sure i was gonna have to have her ...
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
you have no idea how much i wanted to lie and claim to be in...
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
I don't think he caved. Need part 4 pls.
Carnelian Crotch
  07/06/11
lol i know right? even i'm excited reading it, fuck
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/06/11
titcr
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  07/06/11
I don't know if we want it, the end of part 3 is so great. P...
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  07/06/11
cr
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  07/09/11
tyft julian the apostate reference
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  07/05/11
yw
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/05/11
shit man didn't even catch it though i knew he'd be dropping...
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
man i hate to respond to a fucking opus like this with a mer...
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  07/05/11
lolol ty
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
180, good work.
Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye
  07/06/11
CRIMINALLY underrated
Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye
  07/06/11
you know what i like? that despite multiple 180s, this is s...
Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman
  07/06/11
My dirty pumo 180s carry little weight. It should be raining...
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  07/06/11
...
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  08/26/11
this is the most turned on i've ever been on xoxo. (sorry dp...
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  07/06/11
180^3
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  07/06/11
180
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...
multi-colored aquamarine theater becky
  07/05/11
A little too strong at the end but 180 still.
Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye
  07/05/11
jesus
multi-colored aquamarine theater becky
  07/05/11
exactly right
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
...
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they make me feel funny, like my size 38 briefs are suddenly...
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  07/05/11
...
Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
  07/05/11
didn't Rowan let a homeless chick sleep in her apartment for...
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  07/05/11
lol
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  07/05/11
there was a chick on her porch and rowan kicked her in the t...
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  07/05/11
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  07/06/11
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  07/05/11
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  07/05/11
homeless dudes have more game then me FML
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  07/05/11
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  07/06/11
yeah man
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  07/06/11
cr. I've already set myself a calendar reminder to bump ever...
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  07/06/11
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  07/07/11
i thought this was going to be a thread about italy.
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Historical American
  11/06/26
i remember my poasts itt
askav
  11/06/26
And how does that make you feel?
Historical American
  11/06/26
i was a good poaster
askav
  11/06/26
Mid at best. Solzy was a good poaster. Hell, even Estrada.
Historical American
  11/06/26
i'm comfortable with your assessment
askav
  11/06/26
Twist too. We walked among giants. I was a nobody back then....
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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: burgundy bipolar box office

Venice and Santa Monica, this hot homeless teen asked for some change had dirty blond hair gave her like 2 dollars and some change

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427799)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

homeless females make me feel particularly sad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427800)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:39 PM
Author: burgundy bipolar box office

especially if they are attractive, I wanted to offer her 100 bucks for a blow job....unprotected of course

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427827)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:39 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

"sad" being a euphemism for?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427829)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:41 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

like i'm cool judging 20-35 year old homeless men as worthless street trash who should be avoided because i don't trust them and they might be hipsters but even obviously hipster women on the streets make me sad like thinking of a homeless puppy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427849)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:45 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

There is no part of you, not even the tiniest little fragment, not even in the darkest region in the blackest shadow of your heart, that thinks, upon seeing an attractive homeless girl: "Mmf. Want to take advantage."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427883)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

not if she's all unbathed and shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427887)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:54 PM
Author: burgundy bipolar box office

just tell her to take a shower bro aint that hard

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18427938)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:06 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

"Please, mister. Anything would help."

You sigh. Your heart is capacious; it contains enough compassion for all the destitute of your city and more besides. But your brain, forged by the bellows of your T14 law school, resists. You know you cannot universalize this behavior. You cannot save them all.

But her eyes are shining.

"Do you have a place to go?"

Tantalizing bits of milky flesh peer from underneath the tatters in her jeans.

"No, sir. Not tonight. It's supposed to get cold, I think. I read it in the paper. People leave papers everywhere. It's fine, but if you could spare something for a cup of coffee, that might help me stay warm."

You sigh again, deeper. Your eyes dance across her lithe body, the fullness of youth refusing to yield in important places. But your heart is good, and your thoughts are pure. This one girl you can save, and save her you shall. It is not right that she be subject to the glances, desires, catcalls, or worse of hearts and hands of men baser than yourself.

"Come with me. I will take you back to my place, get you dressed, give you some food, and we'll find you a shelter. You can't be out here tonight."

Her hazel eyes sparkle, a broad smile spreading across her dry lips, somehow full despite dehydration and exposure.

"Really?"

"Sure. C'mon." You extend your hand.

She hops to her feet, her firm tits fighting against inertia, and winning. She bounds a step toward you, and then back, forgetting to gather what little scraps of nothing she owns. She bends over in front of you. Your eyes can't help but glance at her apple-shaped ass, the denim of her too-small jeans pulled tight. Living without a home may be hard, but it seems to keep you in good shape.

She turns back to you, pulling a few strands of dirty, stringy blonde hair--you imagine that would clean up really well with a little shower and attention-- out of her face, and she nestles against you, utterly trusting, running one skinny, small palm up your chest, then back down, excitedly taking your hand in her own. She's warm.

"Lead the way," she chirps.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428001)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:08 PM
Author: burgundy bipolar box office

moar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428013)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:34 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

If Gibreel denies that he would have an untoward though, I will move on to part 2.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428261)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

you're such a tease; worse than the nipple circling shit that dooderonomy likes to do

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428385)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

i shall deny it sir; i cannot do anything but

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428390)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:11 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
Subject: Part 2

You arrive at your soft loft with your new consort closely in tow. She has clinged to your arm the entire way home, as though she recognizes that largesse so extraordinary is also gossamer, and is bound and determined to anchor you to her, lest you fly away as you must have in so many of her dreams.

Your place is tasteful, but a bit bachelor-y. It is the sort of place where a woman feels more like an ornament than an inhabitant. But your new guest takes to it immediately.

"Oh, my God!" she coos, wrapping your arm in hers and eagerly pressing her cheek to your shoulder. "I have never been in an apartment like this!"

She spins to look up at you, her lips near your chin, her eyes wide. "Can I look around? I promise that I won't take anything."

"I wouldn't mind if you did, if you needed it."

She looks at you, a furrow parting her sunkissed brow. A quizzical look quickly evolves to mistrust.

"I am a person, y'know. Please don't . . . please don't mess with me. Are you playing some kind of game?"

"No." You grab her by the shoulders, almost mechanically. You can think of nothing else to do. "No, of course not."

"Then why are you doing this?" Her eyes plead to you, and well up, bright with uncried tears. "Is it . . . I can pay you. I don't have money." She lightly grazes your hands on her arms, leading them down her sides and to her waist. "I can pay you though."

"No!" You cry, pulling your arms away.

She yells, now. "Then what! What do you want from me!" Her body trembles, and she collapses against you, pressing her ear against your ribs, pulling on your shirt with cracked nails. "I don't have anything," she sobs.

You stroke her hair, holding her shoulders with your other hand. "And I don't want anything," you respond. "I just want to help. I promise."

She shivers and slowly pulls away from you. Her face is flush with embarrassment.

"Do you have a tissue?" she says, haltingly.

"Of course," you reply, lightly holding her by the shoulders. "Look, go have a seat on the couch. I am going to go get you something to eat and something to drink. And a tissue."

"Sir?"

"Yes?"

"You never told me your name."

"It's Gibreel."

She sighs and breathes in, as if to draw the sound into her lungs and keep it there. "Gibreel," she repeats softly. "I am Magdalena."

"Pleased to meet you, Magdalena."

"Can I . . ."

"What is it?" you ask.

"I don't want to assume."

"You aren't."

"Can I take a shower first? It's been a while." She looks down, pressing her chin into her neck, her full breasts starting to heave. The flush of embarrassment turns darker.

"Of course," you say coolly. "Down the hall, to the right. I have a robe hanging on the door. There are towels, shampoo, conditioner, a razor that my girlfriend used to use . . . I know that's a little gross, but you can use mine. I can put a fresh blade on. I have a new toothbrush . . . ."

Magdalena giggles. "I know how to shower, Gibreel. I can use her razor. Would she mind?"

"I doubt it," you reply. "She left me three weeks ago."

"Oh no," Magdalena says, softly. "Why?"

"I'd rather not--"

"Oh my God, of course, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, Magdalena."

"Maggie."

"Maggie."

"Okay, I am going to go take a bath, if that's okay. Can I stay in there a while?"

"Take your time."

Maggie strains to get onto her toes, pulling on your shirt sleeves, and kisses your cheek gently. "Thank you, Gibreel." She smiles, and turns back toward the hall, beginning to strip off her raggedy t-shirt. You watch, entranced. Her back makes a perfect hourglass down to her ass, in low-rise jeans. Two perfect dimples dot her flesh just above her ass. She is about to have her shirt completely over her head when you come to your sense.

"M-Maggie!" you sputter.

She turns back toward you, her tee shirt now seeming nothing more than a small rag, the bottom hemisphere of each perfect teardrop breast exposed, as well as the rosy pink of a large-ish areola on her right breast, her elbow on that arm being a bit further up. The glimpse you get makes you swallow hard in your throat, and the already full bulge in your pants press insistently for space. She pulls her shirt back down and playfully giggles.

"Just joking." She turns around and walks to the bathroom, closing the door behind her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428585)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:19 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

well done sir; well done indeed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428674)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:20 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

so what's the verdict? you tappin' that?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428686)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:24 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

lustful thoughts? of course. i dunno though. would feel too much like prostitution to act on though; plus disease; plus possible mental flaws (last thing i need is a girl who would freak out halfway through; plus need to focus because it would be perfectly natural for her to steal something because she has to survive too; plus plus plus

but those are all tools to control oneself, and god knows if i could use them effectively or not

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428727)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:25 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

prepare your anus for part 3 after i get back from the gym

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428742)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

are you hinting she is a tranny?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428770)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:55 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground
Subject: Part 3

You sit nervously on your couch, your fingers grasping at the fabric of your trousers. The pipes tremble that familiar pinging percussion of hot water running through cold pipes; or was that blood rushing past your ears? You had told Maggie it had been three weeks not to seem pathetic, but your girlfriend had left you three months ago. And it had been three months before that since you had been with her.

Your eyes drift past the doorknob of the bathroom down the hall from time to time between absent, uncomprehending stares at the television. Your thoughts wander unbidden to the scene beyond.

Why did you hear her showering--wasn't she going to take a bath? Why did she need to shower? She was shaving, right? But . . . what?

Christ.

Get it together, Gibreel. She can't be more than twenty. She's just a kid. She's on the street, you piece of shit. She's . . . GOD she's fucking hot.

Realizing it does you no good to sit on your couch and obsess, you get up to begin to make some food for the both of you. You open the cupboards, then peer into the freezer, and realize just how pathetic your bachelordom has become.

"Easy Mac, microwave burritos, and vodka. Great."

A few moments later, you close your laptop. Pizza is on the way. You are tempted to engage the pizza tracker and post nonchalantly about how LaRonda has placed your new homeless girlfriend's pizza in the oven at 4:54 p.m., but you think better of it. You generally leave that kind of personal, confessional posting to askav, anyway.

Girlfriend?

By the time the pizza arrives, Maggie is no longer showering. She's bathing. You knock gently on the door.

"Maggie?"

"Yes?"

"Just letting you know, pizza's here."

A silent beat, and then clumsy splashing. Maggie whips the door open, a terry cloth robe held loosely around her torso with one hand. You notice her breasts immediately, porcelain turned rose from the heat of the water: they are large, barely contained, and press insistently against the folds of fabric. Her hair is now radiant gold, and you realize she had been a literal dirty blonde. Her lips are now plump with moisture, and, for the first time, you can smell her without the odors of the street to mask her. She smells like licorice.

Maggie peers at you, her eyes again filling with tears. "Can I . . . can I just have a few more minutes? Is that okay?"

"Maggie, of course."

She smiles at you, tears once held now streaming down her already wet cheeks. "I haven't . . . I haven't had pizza in a really long time." She chokes. "No one has ever bought me that."

You stare, stunned.

"It's just pepperoni and mushroom," you say dumbly.

She smiles, grabbing your hand with hers, wrapping her fingers around your thumb. She drags your thumb underneath her eyes, wiping away her tears.

"Thank you," she almost whispers. "I will be done soon."

"S-sure." You turn around as she closes the door.

Fuck. You've never been this hard.

In a few more minutes, Maggie finishes up. You've already put four slices onto her plate, imagining that she's hungry, and you've poured some soda for her and yourself. You've placed the food on the coffee table, and you have the television playing as she steps out of the bathroom, steam billowing from within and out into the hallway. She is a vision from Cecil B. Demille.

The thin terry cloth robe clings to her wet body obscenely. Her figure is a perfect hourglass; she is curvy but lithe, with the robe cinched tight at her vanishing waist. Her hips sway back and forth as she walks, her smooth, slender thigh parting the opening of the robe at each step. The top half of the robe dips low into her cleavage, her rhythmic breathing lifting her breasts up to form a deep indentation at her clavicle. Her nipples are clearly erect, and you can see a hint of their pinkish color through the sheerness of the fabric. Her large, round hazel eyes peer down at you.

"Is that for me?" she says, her voice mellifluous and high, even childlike, in register. She collapses on the couch next to you, squeezing her feet beneath her perfect ass. Her right thigh is exposed almost entirely to her pussy, and as she reaches forward for her plate her robe shifts.

So she had been shaving.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430169)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:02 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

180 180s. thou hast conquered, gallilean

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430236)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:03 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

yeah man you'd pwn that cunnus lol 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430246)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:04 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

by the way, magdelena? mary magdalene? your christlike attempt to avoid carnal sin? c'mon man give me some credit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430252)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:07 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

oh brother that was a 180 within a 180 like a russian doll, don't think i didn't notice on the first read

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430281)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:08 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

okay man good just making sure i was gonna have to have her wash your feet or some shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430286)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:09 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

you have no idea how much i wanted to lie and claim to be innocent just to get a part 4

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430292)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:23 AM
Author: Carnelian Crotch

I don't think he caved. Need part 4 pls.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430907)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:20 AM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

lol i know right? even i'm excited reading it, fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431445)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: Shivering out-of-control bawdyhouse skinny woman

titcr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431515)



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:56 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye

I don't know if we want it, the end of part 3 is so great. Part four would need a big twist to not go straight into graphic erotica.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431640)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: rambunctious reading party hissy fit

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18460061)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:16 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine theater becky

tyft julian the apostate reference

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430341)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:17 PM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

yw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430351)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:18 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

shit man didn't even catch it though i knew he'd be dropping some science on me with some language like that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18430359)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:14 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine theater becky

man i hate to respond to a fucking opus like this with a mere animated .gif that has wide currency on the internet, but i swear that -- after i had read the final sentence and taken a few seconds to decompress -- this is was my exact reaction in my empty apartment, right down to the strangely determined facial expression:

http://tinyurl.com/624jqwo

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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:16 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

lolol ty

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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:11 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye

180, good work.



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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:12 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye

CRIMINALLY underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:48 AM
Author: Peach Lascivious Scourge Upon The Earth Patrolman

you know what i like? that despite multiple 180s, this is still true

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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye

My dirty pumo 180s carry little weight. It should be raining 180s in here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18431502)



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Date: August 26th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground



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Date: July 6th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

this is the most turned on i've ever been on xoxo. (sorry dpsis)

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Date: July 6th, 2011 8:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Native Black Woman

180^3

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Date: August 26th, 2011 3:24 PM
Author: Contagious bbw hall

180

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:23 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine theater becky



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy gas station round eye

A little too strong at the end but 180 still.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428821)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine theater becky

jesus

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

exactly right

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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:15 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground



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Date: July 5th, 2011 6:40 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

they make me feel funny, like my size 38 briefs are suddenly a half-inch too tight somewhere

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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:11 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground



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Date: July 5th, 2011 7:48 PM
Author: transparent school cafeteria idiot

didn't Rowan let a homeless chick sleep in her apartment for a while, and then the chick stole her stuff or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#18428404)



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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:18 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

lol

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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: Orchid range telephone

there was a chick on her porch and rowan kicked her in the teeth as she slept

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Date: July 6th, 2011 11:17 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Flesh Charismatic Office

I saw a homeless girl and guy in MFH last night. They were probably about 20 years old each. She was fairly cute and he looked half crazed. BF-GF couple it seemed. As I was passing them and giving her the up and down while they were conversing, she suddenly said "sparesomechange?" to which I just froze for a second before continuing walking. When a hot chick asks you for help you instinctively want to do something for her, but what could I do while she was with her loser bf.

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Date: July 5th, 2011 8:32 PM
Author: Plum Clown

I saw a bummy looking homeless dude holding up a sign at an intersection once. While I was still waiting for the light to change, some hot as FUKKK blond chick shows up looking all fresh and clean and gives him glass of water and starts putting sunblock on his neck. You could tell immediately she was the dude's gf or something.

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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:15 PM
Author: burgundy bipolar box office

homeless dudes have more game then me FML

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Date: July 5th, 2011 10:08 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground



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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:17 PM
Author: useless adventurous center sandwich

hai travis bickle

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Date: July 5th, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground



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Date: July 6th, 2011 1:06 AM
Author: Shivering out-of-control bawdyhouse skinny woman

My guess is that this thread will receive bumps in 2013 and beyond.

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Date: July 6th, 2011 10:04 AM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

yeah man

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Date: July 6th, 2011 12:05 PM
Author: cobalt love of her life

cr. I've already set myself a calendar reminder to bump every few months when real porn just isn't cutting it.

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Date: July 6th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: Translucent concupiscible nursing home

180

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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: rambunctious reading party hissy fit



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Date: July 7th, 2011 12:13 AM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine theater becky



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Date: July 7th, 2011 12:20 AM
Author: chrome beady-eyed genital piercing toilet seat

i thought this was going to be a thread about italy.

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Date: July 7th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: Iridescent erotic lodge hunting ground

lucky surprise

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Date: July 9th, 2011 5:10 PM
Author: bearded locale place of business

jfc dood if i didn't know you liked gibreel i would say you just fucking pwn3d him, hard.

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Date: July 10th, 2011 8:51 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 12:01 AM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine theater becky



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Date: January 25th, 2012 9:59 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)



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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: askav

i remember my poasts itt

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)

And how does that make you feel?

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: askav

i was a good poaster

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)

Mid at best. Solzy was a good poaster. Hell, even Estrada.

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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: askav

i'm comfortable with your assessment

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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Historical American (SQQQ)

Twist too. We walked among giants. I was a nobody back then.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1694917&forum_id=2#50236630)