Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Harsh Violent Home
I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy
Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM Author: Harsh Violent Home
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM Author: Talented maniacal queen of the night
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Harsh Violent Home
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Talented maniacal queen of the night
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.
idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM Author: Harsh Violent Home
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.
state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Talented maniacal queen of the night
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.
unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM Author: Talented maniacal queen of the night
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM Author: Harsh Violent Home
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM Author: Harsh Violent Home
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."
and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM Author: Talented maniacal queen of the night
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"
tyft
well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.
Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM Author: Harsh Violent Home
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.
"Jessica is wonderful. She's such a sweet person, who really cares about her clients. My brazilian waxes have all been fantastic. I have had literally nothing grow back in almost 2 weeks, and no ingrown hairs. And, the process itself is really not that terrible (coming from someone who has no pain tolerance). She talks to you the whole time to distract you, and while she's quick, she's also thorough. No stray hairs left. Unlike the praised Tammy at Polished, Jessica is thorough and her services are absolutely worth the money. And, it's very easy to book here! Highly recommended."
Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Harsh Violent Home
yeah but:
One Medical Group
Category: Family Practice
Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East
5.0 star rating
8/28/2014
...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).
Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM Author: mischievous kitchen
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *
* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *
"Waddup bro!"
"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"
"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."
"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."
"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"
* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *
"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"
"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"
"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"
"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"
"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."
"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"
"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."
"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"
"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."
"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"
"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."
"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"