Oh Doodikoff his sword held high, declared the knight camp's end was nigh

He crept upon the knights with stealth, hoping to preserve his health

The sword knights he swiftly dispatched, by stabbing them all in their backs

Then only one last stood near, a middling knight with shield and spear

Bravely then did Doodikoff charge, visions of runes looming large

But swiftly did it block his strikes, as had happened every night

His stamina drained and his poise shattered, Doodikoff's health meter soon was battered

His palms sweaty he rolled away, to drink a flask and fight another day

Refreshed he made his second challenge, approaching cautiously with shield in balance

But the knight's shield bash then broke his guard, because he blocked instead of rolling like a complete retard

As the spear pierced him his hands quivered, his health now reduced to a sliver

He turned to flee and flask again, but from behind the spear stabbed his skin

Doodikoff felled his runes were scattered, across the ground his ego splattered

He raced back to the camp to grab them, but was killed again by common rabble

His runes lost a roach crawled from its nest, and hissed at him to PUT THESE FOOLISH AMBITIONS TO REST

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055888&forum_id=2#44127822)

And it's all true, those spear knights fuck me up. Only beat one once using wolves

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055888&forum_id=2#44127969)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TPhFFrEcbAE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055888&forum_id=2#44135011)