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most embarrassing sport to be a beginner at? golf?

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Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge
  08/11/26
Jai alai
Rebellious Party Of The First Part
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multi-colored trust fund national
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puce adventurous turdskin electric furnace
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cruel-hearted pink center half-breed
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ifnb.
Thirsty iridescent spot hissy fit
  08/11/26
picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it
Violent vibrant yarmulke locale
  08/11/26
ask Kenny
trip plum stock car set
  08/11/26
seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injure...
ruddy glittery trump supporter people who are hurt
  08/11/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M
Violent vibrant yarmulke locale
  08/11/26
can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after tur...
Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge
  08/11/26
did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process lik...
Naked mint headpube
  08/12/26
you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instr...
bonkers dilemma
  08/12/26
ty
Naked mint headpube
  08/12/26
good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. ...
Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge
  08/12/26
nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given...
Naked mint headpube
  08/15/26
skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which...
supple boltzmann
  08/13/26
if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can ...
bonkers dilemma
  08/12/26
what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on b...
ruddy glittery trump supporter people who are hurt
  08/12/26
there are always going to be super talented kids wherever yo...
bonkers dilemma
  08/13/26
Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/12/26
anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is lo...
doobsian chapel reading party
  08/13/26
spoken like a true fag
bonkers dilemma
  08/13/26
Poasting
Hideous sanctuary mother
  08/11/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned this the hard wa...
puce adventurous turdskin electric furnace
  08/11/26
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ruinous phenotype
  08/12/26
purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get ...
mind-boggling bat shit crazy pozpig
  08/11/26
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maroon friendly grandma
  08/12/26
surfing /thread
Canary harsh puppy
  08/11/26
you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/13/26
well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elab...
Canary harsh puppy
  08/13/26
LotLizard PogoSticking
alcoholic mentally impaired prole
  08/11/26
pickleball. imagine looking like a beginner at this "...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/11/26
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jag
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Naked mint headpube
  08/12/26
I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign ...
Fragrant Theater Potus
  08/12/26
unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/12/26
xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is...
Curious Telephone
  08/12/26
I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tenn...
Fragrant Theater Potus
  08/12/26
it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never playe...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/12/26
This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym clas...
tan stimulating ticket booth
  08/12/26
racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton ...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/12/26
Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off ...
tan stimulating ticket booth
  08/13/26
here's dirk playing tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/13/26
squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is ha...
supple boltzmann
  08/15/26
i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big. i...
maroon friendly grandma
  08/12/26
growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age ...
supple boltzmann
  08/15/26
if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"
Curious Telephone
  08/12/26
Water polo
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/12/26
bowling tp
Hyperactive citrine international law enforcement agency blood rage
  08/12/26
I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf....
Richard Ames
  08/12/26
tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and ...
maroon friendly grandma
  08/12/26
someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't ...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/12/26
what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/12/26
got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course...
maroon friendly grandma
  08/13/26
tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/13/26
probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either
maroon friendly grandma
  08/13/26
if you get paired with an azn then politely request the star...
supple boltzmann
  08/13/26
Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, ...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/13/26
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thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/15/26
i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf....
maroon friendly grandma
  08/12/26
SCUBA
twinkling underhanded crotch milk
  08/12/26
i feel like the answer has to be running because there&rsquo...
Sapphire Skinny Woman Bawdyhouse
  08/12/26
people who can't run just walk to the finish line
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/12/26
what's does a beginner at running even mean?
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/12/26
lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49
Hot ebony black woman hunting ground
  08/13/26
gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clot...
thriller foreskin windowlicker
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Canary harsh puppy
  08/13/26
i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. i...
Cobalt Marvelous Knife Office
  08/13/26
He could just lift extremely light weights
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/13/26
golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as...
Heady whorehouse
  08/13/26
(average xo poa)
Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge
  08/14/26
average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.o...
bonkers dilemma
  08/14/26
agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boo...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/14/26
you get it through your country club obviously
supple boltzmann
  08/14/26
anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bor...
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/14/26
ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc ...
supple boltzmann
  08/15/26
golf at that level is less about your score and more about b...
supple boltzmann
  08/14/26
have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the a...
Heady whorehouse
  08/14/26
Many issues spotted in this post The biggest is that you ...
silver frum therapy
  08/15/26
Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf eq...
supple boltzmann
  08/15/26
Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is ...
silver frum therapy
  08/15/26
I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipmen...
supple boltzmann
  08/15/26
are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a...
Heady whorehouse
  08/15/26
you sound really stupid.
Gay blathering stead depressive
  08/14/26
why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become...
Heady whorehouse
  08/14/26
Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school t...
ocher swashbuckling fortuitous meteor cuckold
  08/14/26
it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at o...
thriller foreskin windowlicker
  08/15/26
HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to...
supple boltzmann
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tan stimulating ticket booth
  08/15/26
Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is no...
cerebral heaven jew
  08/15/26


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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060695)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Rebellious Party Of The First Part

Jai alai

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060706)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: multi-colored trust fund national



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: puce adventurous turdskin electric furnace



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50062060)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pink center half-breed



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064462)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Thirsty iridescent spot hissy fit

ifnb.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060768)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Violent vibrant yarmulke locale

picking up a sport after like 25 is just asking for it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060771)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: trip plum stock car set

ask Kenny

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060773)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:52 PM
Author: ruddy glittery trump supporter people who are hurt

seems like skiing can actually get yourself seriously injured or killed. and you'd have to start out on the kiddie slopes with a bunch of children.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060807)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Violent vibrant yarmulke locale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCOGJW962M



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060816)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge

can confirm as someone who started learning to ski after turning 40 it is very humbling

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060936)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Naked mint headpube

did you eventually get good, or no? what was the process like, time, instructors, etc?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063060)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

you can improve a lot very fast if you pay for private instruction. it's very expensive though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063907)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Naked mint headpube

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064460)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge

good enough to do basic runs after the first 5 days or so. Slightly more competent the next time. Never going to be great but the goal was just to be good enough that I can ski with my kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064895)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: Naked mint headpube

nice! ty. and absolutely, that still sounds like it's given you access. i hear my friends talk about enjoying the apres at the towns in the alps etc and i'm not in the same galaxy bc i can't ski at all. tried as a kid and never really took

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070004)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

skiing you just fall a lot until eventually you don't, which is fine as a kid but sucks in your 40s. at that age just pay for private lessons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065563)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

if you take dumb risks, you can hurt yourself. but you can start with some lessons, then practice a lot, always staying without your capabilities. after a few years of regular practice (5-20 days on mountain per year), you can go everywhere on the mountain with the exception of extreme double black stuff.

the key is to go regularly and work your skills. it's always nice to go with someone better than you who will push you a bit. if you take one trip a year for 4-5 days, it's difficult to get better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063844)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: ruddy glittery trump supporter people who are hurt

what about the embarrassment of getting publicly styled on by kids?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064528)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

there are always going to be super talented kids wherever you go skiing. just get used to it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066424)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

Yeah boxing is up there too, speaking from experience

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064542)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: doobsian chapel reading party

anyone who skis to ski instead of to hit the apres bar is low iq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066301)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: bonkers dilemma

spoken like a true fag

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066425)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Hideous sanctuary mother

Poasting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060811)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: puce adventurous turdskin electric furnace

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned this the hard way circa 2012 when I first heard about XO / 4chan / Reddit from a college buddy of mine considering law school (probably for the better he didn't end up going in his case - very extraverted guy who would have been driven crazy by the expected RIGOR and did great financially in a completely different field)...

...was afraid to poast until 2013, but was then in so many words told how retarded I sounded and needed to lurk moar, so I went back to the drawing board and poasted AGAIN a few times in 2014, then a lot more in 2015 to decent feedback, didn't poast much due to IRL craziness from 2016 to 2020, but then began MEGApoasting as Emilio Estevez circa 1992 starting sometime in late 2020 or early 2021... and the rest is HIStory for better or worse! 🐶

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50062066)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling bat shit crazy pozpig

purely individual sports like skiing or even golf u can get away with fucking up and not ruining everyone else's time, if you're hitting it all over the place ur buds will just let u drop constantly. but in tennis or racquetball ur gonna make ur partner miserable and think ur a doofus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060894)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma



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Date: August 11th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Canary harsh puppy

surfing

/thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50060896)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

you can just lie down on the board if it's too hard to stand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064963)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Canary harsh puppy

well, i mean, no. no not at all really. i'd be happy to elaborate if you need

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065607)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: alcoholic mentally impaired prole

LotLizard PogoSticking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50061105)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

pickleball.

imagine looking like a beginner at this "sport"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50062082)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: jag



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Naked mint headpube



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Fragrant Theater Potus

I went to a conference and one of the events you could sign up for was pickleball, so I did. Never played before. Ended up destroying everyone I played, including people who play all the time. After everyone came up to me and asked how long I've been playing and were shocked when I said it was the first time lo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063067)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

unless ur a tennis or ping pong player, this is farfethed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063838)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Curious Telephone

xo is 80% asian so the chances of one of these being true is extremely high

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063851)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Theater Potus

I've played tennis a few times. Wouldn't call myself a tennis player. Played ping pong as a kid. How is pickleball supposed to be hard?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063897)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

it's not hard. it's just not likely that, having never played before, you "destroyed" every single other person -- presumably many of whom had played before -- unless you went to an AARP conference.

if you're reasonably athletic, you would be able to hold your own. but i dont think you destroyed everyone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064719)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: tan stimulating ticket booth

This. I remember in college we had to do some weird gym class to graduate it was like 1 credit. Some waste of time.

Only thing open was “racquetball.” I remember the guy teaching it was like some former world champion. When he saw me he was amazed asking how long I did it for. I’m like this is the first time I ever picked it up. You just hit the ball with a racquet then then you get the hang of the bounces you just make it hit weird spots on the wall. He was actually mad I just started. At the time I was playing baseball there at the college.

A lot of lib sports and hobbies any normal athlete can just dominate but no one ever wasted the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064554)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

racketball and squash are serious sports that require a ton of skill -- ball striking, movement and strategy.

dont equate them with pickleball, which is a joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064729)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: tan stimulating ticket booth

Not true. Obviously you won’t be a world champion off the street.

But it’s one of those sports that takes in skills from other sports and helps you be “dominant” among regulars.

For example if you’re a great football player and baseball player but never picked up a basketball in your life, you most likely won’t dominate a pickup basketball game.

I bet you any amount of money Tiki Barber can pick up a racquetball thing and dominate 90% of the population bc of his hand eye coordination and strength alone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066061)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

here's dirk playing tennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNbn4GGPNA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50066258)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

squash is super easy to pick up as a noob. Racquetball is harder and you have to worry about losing an eye and/or testicle

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070026)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

i was pretty shocked when pickleball suddenly got big.

i always thought it was just something my elementary PE teacher made up after somebody donated giant ping pong paddles to the school

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063848)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

growth line of pickleball aligns very much with the avg age of boomers over the years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50070030)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Curious Telephone

if u have to ask uve already failed as an "adult"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063070)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

Water polo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063781)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive citrine international law enforcement agency blood rage

bowling tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063850)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Richard Ames

I think most people expect someone to be pretty bad at golf. Much more embarrassing to be really bad at tennis or some shit like that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063853)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

tennis is weird you can be able to hit the ball solidly and as hard as anyone else yet be absolutely terrible at it. is that embarrassing? idk

golf if youre hitting it solid and far youre already like top 10%

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50063862)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

someone who strikes the tennis ball hard and solid wouldn't be absolutely terrible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064737)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

what if it takes you an hour to get to the second hole?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064927)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

got paired with a fat neckbeard like this on a public course once. we told him to go back and ask for a refund or credit for the range instead.

as we walked away he not flame yelled "I WISH LIFE WAS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064953)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

tbf had he played a lot of golf video games?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50064962)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

probably. i didnt ask. didnt get his console history either

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065532)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

if you get paired with an azn then politely request the starter to reassign them to a later group

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5891943&forum_id=2#50065536)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

Oriental Stanford Golfer Takes 1:20 To Line Up 8 Foot Putt, Misses (VID)

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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker



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Date: August 12th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: maroon friendly grandma

i never really judged anyone for completely sucking at golf. sometimes its pretty funny though

otoh if i saw a "man" trying to field in baseball/softball and they threw like a girl id probably think theyre a faggot forever

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Date: August 12th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: twinkling underhanded crotch milk

SCUBA

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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Skinny Woman Bawdyhouse

i feel like the answer has to be running because there’s like 12yos running sub 6 miles and every other feat that would take your 30+ yo ass years of dedicated training to achieve

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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

people who can't run just walk to the finish line

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Date: August 12th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

what's does a beginner at running even mean?

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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Hot ebony black woman hunting ground

lol who is still playing sports here we’re like 45-49

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Date: August 13th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

gymnastics. you won't even be wearing the right kind of clothes

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Date: August 13th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Canary harsh puppy



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Cobalt Marvelous Knife Office

i can barely even imagine a 'beginner' adult powerlifter. imagine some aging guy walking into a powerlifter gym and fiddling around with weights that are substantially lighter than what the gym's women use.

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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

He could just lift extremely light weights

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Date: August 13th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Heady whorehouse

golf is absolutely the least embarassing sport to suck at as a beginner, plenty of doods have been playing for decades and still suck ass, you should get a lesson or two and hit the range enough to be making contact with the ball but once you can do that, which isn't hard, you're probably only 10 strokes behind people who have played for years

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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Laughsome amber ceo indian lodge

(average xo poa)

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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: bonkers dilemma

average handicap is 14 according to usga: https://www.usga.org/content/usga/home-page/handicapping/world-handicap-system/whs-stats.html

someone new who is just making contact with the ball is probably 2-4 strokes per hole behind average.

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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

agreed. keep in mind that only serious players and bored boomers have an official usga hcp index. does your average weekend golfer even bother getting an official hcp?

14 hcp is a mid-80's golfer.

most golfers arent even bogey golfers w/o cheating (mulligans, drops, picking up 5 feet putts)

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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

you get it through your country club obviously

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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

anyone who is part of a country club is serious and/or a bored boomer.



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Date: August 15th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

ppl over 40 with decent jobs who don’t belong to a cc confuse me

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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

golf at that level is less about your score and more about being able to hit it consistent enough to not look like a retard and not fuck up the rest of the group's round

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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Heady whorehouse

have you heard of the term "selection bias?" the average golfer doesn't have a handicap



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: silver frum therapy

Many issues spotted in this post

The biggest is that you assumed an average golfer registered their handicap with USGA

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Date: August 15th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

Kind of strange that you buy thousands of $ worth of golf equipment but stop short at a $50 ghin fee

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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: silver frum therapy

Nobody cares. Are you refuting that the average handicap is much higher than whatever USGA said? If not then STFU

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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

I’m saying that dropping a bunch of $ on golf equipment and good amount of your time and mental energy towards it but never playing in any kind of game where you would need a real handicap is sort of dumb.

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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Heady whorehouse

are you aware that most normal people don't ever engage in a sanctioned athletic event after high school? Surely you are

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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: Gay blathering stead depressive

you sound really stupid.

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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Heady whorehouse

why? most golfers are hacks and it isn't that hard to become a hack as well

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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: ocher swashbuckling fortuitous meteor cuckold

Football. Because it shows you did not play in high school therefore you are a pussy

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Date: August 15th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: thriller foreskin windowlicker

it was the only sport I felt "naturally" good at outside of water sports, but I didn't like it.

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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

HS football players who go through years of bullshit only to be perpetual benchwarmers are probably the biggest pussies out there.

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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: tan stimulating ticket booth



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Date: August 15th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: cerebral heaven jew

Starcraft, you will die instantly every time and there is nobody but yourself to blame

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