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Great: Symplicity now lists LLM programs instread of Jobs

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of onl...
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
ahah. scam to the core. rank?
offensive indian lodge
  12/15/10
T14
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)
offensive indian lodge
  12/15/10
does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now act...
Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret
  12/15/10
...
offensive indian lodge
  12/15/10
...
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insul...
Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret
  12/15/10
What? Really?
ruby cuck
  12/15/10
yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the scie...
Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret
  12/15/10
career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's fla...
pale native
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Titillating flirting nursing home
  12/15/10
this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserv...
Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your mis...
Titillating flirting nursing home
  12/15/10
this did not happen sorry
Charismatic wagecucks brunch
  12/15/10
sadly, it really did happen
Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret
  12/16/10
I definitely believe it.
Odious At-the-ready Tank Pocket Flask
  12/16/10
i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in febru...
Abnormal Supple Market Partner
  03/23/11
flame
rough-skinned hot messiness dragon
  01/11/12
It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for...
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeatin...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
180.
Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration
  12/15/10
It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
LOLLM Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law Sch...
pale native
  12/15/10
180
Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration
  12/15/10
That's the one.
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
180
offensive indian lodge
  12/15/10
So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment"...
Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret
  12/15/10
All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attor...
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked becau...
Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret
  12/15/10
a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just g...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
don't you think the nice little internship they give you as ...
vermilion crackhouse
  12/15/10
most internships don't require a $70 application fee http...
pale native
  12/15/10
What's tuition?
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be...
pale native
  12/16/10
lol
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/19/10
ROFLMAOOOOO I dont know if it is because I'm sleep depriv...
Charismatic wagecucks brunch
  01/29/11
still hilarious never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fuc...
Charismatic wagecucks brunch
  03/23/11
holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bu...
Bateful milk
  01/06/11
cr
pale native
  01/29/11
awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd. Duke L...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
In other words...
Charismatic wagecucks brunch
  12/15/10
holy fucking shit
Big-titted theater kitty cat
  12/15/10
One hundred and eighty.
Infuriating hairless state
  12/15/10
lol No.1 in entrepreneur law
Flesh son of senegal antidepressant drug
  12/16/10
" post graduate employment".
Abnormal Supple Market Partner
  03/23/11
In the sales game this is called an "up sell." ...
provocative generalized bond
  01/12/12
What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?
offensive indian lodge
  12/15/10
lol uh...
house-broken pontificating gaping
  12/15/10
What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you alr...
vermilion crackhouse
  12/15/10
I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where ...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
For a different perspective
vermilion crackhouse
  12/15/10
There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets...
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/15/10
Pay $40K a year for this!
vermilion crackhouse
  12/15/10
lol. If he was so hell bent on getting more education wh...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes h...
vermilion crackhouse
  12/15/10
Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
LOL
pale native
  12/15/10
art school brother
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
180
Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration
  12/16/10
Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and ha...
vermilion crackhouse
  12/15/10
lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good b...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end esco...
Charismatic wagecucks brunch
  03/23/11
same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got
Abnormal Supple Market Partner
  03/23/11
why the fuck are we subsidizing this?
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
if only taxpayers had standing to sue.
vermilion crackhouse
  12/15/10
I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw ...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/15/10
this makes me sad.
sepia self-absorbed property fortuitous meteor
  12/15/10
For an orientation activity you would think that they would ...
vermilion crackhouse
  12/16/10
http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg you ...
Charismatic wagecucks brunch
  12/16/10
* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad * * i graduate in the ...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/16/10
Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the ...
vermilion crackhouse
  12/16/10
fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?
pale native
  12/16/10
Lmao
narrow-minded gay wizard pisswyrm
  01/29/11
...
bronze macaca
  03/31/11
When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND ...
Excitant nighttime goal in life public bath
  12/15/10
...
iridescent locus mood
  12/15/10
Not funny, at all. MODS!!!!
Swollen demanding blood rage
  12/15/10
wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people f...
Flesh son of senegal antidepressant drug
  12/16/10
bump for afternoon crowd
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/16/10
...
Flesh son of senegal antidepressant drug
  12/16/10
this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an ...
mischievous hell laser beams
  12/16/10
better to know early on.
Curious center
  12/16/10
I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientatio...
sepia self-absorbed property fortuitous meteor
  12/16/10
do it faggot, go to dental school
Soul-stirring Pervert
  12/16/10
TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big sc...
Odious At-the-ready Tank Pocket Flask
  12/16/10
same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eve...
mischievous hell laser beams
  01/11/12
...
vermilion crackhouse
  12/16/10
love the porn soundtrack why the edit brother? multiple 1...
pale native
  12/16/10
I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on sym...
Razzle Kitchen Deer Antler
  12/17/10
these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federa...
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/17/10
They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accredit...
Razzle Kitchen Deer Antler
  12/17/10
...
Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration
  12/19/10
They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.
Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard
  12/19/10
still listed! not too late to apply folks!
pale native
  01/05/11
SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP DEAR U...
cobalt disrespectful newt
  01/05/11
this is good
Talented location
  01/05/11
criminally underrated
Charismatic wagecucks brunch
  01/29/11
Solid brother.
Curious center
  01/29/11
...
Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration
  02/14/11
...
diverse anal business firm indirect expression
  03/23/11
...
bronze macaca
  03/23/11
lololol
Big-titted theater kitty cat
  03/31/11
lol
Shivering church building
  12/07/11
bloody brilliant
pungent national cuckoldry
  01/11/12
...
internet-worthy meetinghouse
  01/11/12
can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' ca...
pale native
  01/06/11
gtown, too
narrow-minded gay wizard pisswyrm
  03/23/11
Was just posted at my T2.
vibrant domesticated trailer park
  03/31/11
...
pale native
  02/14/11
...
bronze macaca
  03/23/11
Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP...
pale native
  03/31/11
...
bronze macaca
  03/31/11
This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on...
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  12/07/11
it's up at my school and somehow under "position type&q...
Sickened opaque death wish principal's office
  12/07/11
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1
cheese-eating trust fund wrinkle
  01/11/12
do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?
Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate
  01/11/12


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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of only jobs it's now trying to sell us on some ridiculous LLM program.

*instead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819645)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: offensive indian lodge

ahah. scam to the core.

rank?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819647)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

T14

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: offensive indian lodge

what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819689)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret

does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now acting like ttt scams. It's sad, really

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819701)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: offensive indian lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819721)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822346)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret

seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insulting and upsetting this is? my career services office (t20) straight up told me to go back to school for something else.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819685)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: ruby cuck

What? Really?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819731)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret

yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the sciences in undergrad. If you want to make money you should really consider going back to school in a health related field. Have you thought about medicine or becoming a physician's assistant?" I know that people are going to accuse me of being flame BUT this really did happen. The career services lady then said something like "People think lawyers make money but we really don't" I called my family up crying that night. True story.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819763)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: pale native

career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's flame that costs you an extra few hundred dollars a year in tuition

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819780)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: Titillating flirting nursing home

SURVEY SAYS:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819829)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819847)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret

Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserve it for making the shit decision to go to law school. But, her comments nearly caused me to killself

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Titillating flirting nursing home

SURVEY SAYS:

sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your misery. you don't deserve it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819870)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks brunch

this did not happen sorry

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822359)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret

sadly, it really did happen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828538)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Tank Pocket Flask

I definitely believe it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832806)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: Abnormal Supple Market Partner

i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in february of 1L to work retail for that summer. no advice on internships for non- profits or legal aid or anything. "work retail". fuck. also a T-20

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583222)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:05 PM
Author: rough-skinned hot messiness dragon

flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765426)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for all those years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819747)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeating the mantra of networking and improving your resume

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822366)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration

180.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819652)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819662)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: pale native

LOLLM

Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

apply Close

Posted: Dec 15, 2010

Division N/A

Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

Employer Profile

Description

Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual.

Neither should their lawyers.

The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead the innovative ventures that will drive tomorrows global economy. The program fuses law and business to build knowledge in areas that are crucial to startups and entrepreneurial ventures, including finance, corporate structuring, IP, regulatory constraints and opportunities, taxation, and risk management. The curriculum is designed to provide maximum flexibility so you can design the path that best meets your needs, and coursework is augmented by practical experience and networking opportunities. Applications now being accepted for 2011-2012.

Position Type

Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Desired Class Level(s)

3L Class, LLM, Graduate/Alumni



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819718)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819724)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

That's the one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819729)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: offensive indian lodge

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819737)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret

So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment" does that mean that they will count people enrolled in it as "employed" for purposes of the rankings?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819774)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attorneys" which is SOME bullshit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819783)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:12 PM
Author: Translucent Fiercely-loyal Regret

this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked because I was t20 and not t14, but I guess even t14 students are having a hard time. I have no idea what people at true ttts are doing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819888)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just got a job and he graduated in 09.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822376)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:56 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

don't you think the nice little internship they give you as part of the entrepreneurship program is employment? I think it is! They probably give you $250 per month towards starting your own law office.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819789)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: pale native

most internships don't require a $70 application fee

http://www.law.duke.edu/admis/degreeprograms/llm/app_instruct

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819919)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

What's tuition?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819960)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: pale native

Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be comparable to the tuition for one year of the Law School's JD program and its LLM for International Law Graduates. The current annual tuition is $46,930, plus fees.

http://www.law.duke.edu/llmle/faq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831929)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856779)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:16 AM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks brunch

ROFLMAOOOOO

I dont know if it is because I'm sleep deprived or because this is proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that even top law schools are now total fucking scams, but this was the most hilarious thing I've read in days.

Thank you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164792)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:26 AM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks brunch

still hilarious

never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fucking LLM

whoever created this scam LLM should be prosecuted for fraud

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582948)



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:07 AM
Author: Bateful milk

holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bump up their employment numbers but you are PAYING them to do so! it is that sort of creative business sense that made American great.

EDIT: they are charging $47k for this??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983782)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: pale native

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165331)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd.

Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities

Shouldn't Duke have done that in the JD program?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822440)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks brunch
Subject: In other words...

"Let me fuck you a little deeper in the ass as you take it with a smile" (Duke Law)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822461)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Big-titted theater kitty cat

holy fucking shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822529)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: Infuriating hairless state

One hundred and eighty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822586)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Flesh son of senegal antidepressant drug

lol No.1 in entrepreneur law

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828630)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: Abnormal Supple Market Partner

" post graduate employment".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583228)



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Date: January 12th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: provocative generalized bond

In the sales game this is called an "up sell."

This LLM is an "add-on" or an "accessory" to the JD.

They use the same faculty, classrooms, etc. as for the JD, even recruit already paying customers, I mean students.

Pure profit for the school.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19766218)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: offensive indian lodge

What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819738)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:10 PM
Author: house-broken pontificating gaping

lol uh...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819876)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you already graduated from?

1. What has been your favorite thing about Duke's Law and Entrepreneurship LLM so far?

I have been most pleased with the way the program is so vastly different from law school.

2. How has Duke Law surprised you?

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5723&u=11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822502)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

Love the slamming of Notre Dame in this post.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822524)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse
Subject: For a different perspective

A Collegial and Vibrant Community

The word “community” is often used by alumni and current students when describing their Notre Dame law school experience. The sense of community that exists among Notre Dame law students, faculty, and staff is fostered by a culture that encourages students to do their personal best, while supporting classmates in their development as professionals. Students are greeted warmly, treated collegially, and challenged intellectually, all within an environment of cooperation and faith, which will form the basis of life-long friendships and professional relationships.

http://law.nd.edu/admissions-and-financial-aid/why-notre-dame-law-look-closer/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822572)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets his BA in Santa Barbara, goes to South Bend Indiana for law school and decides to spend a year getting a worthless LLM in North Carolina.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823618)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse
Subject: Pay $40K a year for this!

3. Tell us about a class outside the law school or an extracurricular activity you are involved in.

This semester, I am...shadowing a local restaurateur...

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5774&u=11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822522)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

lol.

If he was so hell bent on getting more education why didn't he just get an MBA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822544)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes he cross registered for.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822580)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job he'd be working right now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822610)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: pale native

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823812)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

art school brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823843)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:25 PM
Author: Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and having art class:

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/gallery?id=157

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822604)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good body

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:29 AM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks brunch

seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end escorting.

why is she doing this to herself?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582953)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:47 AM
Author: Abnormal Supple Market Partner

same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583245)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

why the fuck are we subsidizing this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

if only taxpayers had standing to sue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822699)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw art class.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: sepia self-absorbed property fortuitous meteor

this makes me sad.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824055)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

For an orientation activity you would think that they would at the very least work on a COLLABORATIVE finger painting project instead of all sitting at their individual canvases.

Though I suppose the idea here is that the school is giving them the message that they are going to be solo attorneys for the rest of their lives. If so, this is a good first class lesson.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16830870)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks brunch

http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg

you can just see the look of dejection on his face as he holds his head down reaching for a tube of paint

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828507)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad *

* i graduate in the top 1/3 of my class from a t25 *

* i can't even find a 45k job and am now in art class *

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828518)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse

Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the supplies too. He probably just arrived 10 minutes ago. The other guy looks happy about it though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828582)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: pale native

fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831949)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:20 AM
Author: narrow-minded gay wizard pisswyrm

Lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165237)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:11 AM
Author: bronze macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653041)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Excitant nighttime goal in life public bath

When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND BOUQUET OF FLOWERS GIFTING SPREE at the law school, I still can't decide if I want it to start in career services, or take it up to the admissions office. Decisions, decisions.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823649)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: iridescent locus mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Swollen demanding blood rage

Not funny, at all.

MODS!!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824230)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: Flesh son of senegal antidepressant drug

wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people forget trustafarian already

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828654)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

bump for afternoon crowd

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828479)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:02 PM
Author: Flesh son of senegal antidepressant drug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828716)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:28 PM
Author: mischievous hell laser beams

this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an offer from CCN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832604)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:42 PM
Author: Curious center

better to know early on.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832693)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: sepia self-absorbed property fortuitous meteor

I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientation if that'll cheer you up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832721)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pervert

do it faggot, go to dental school

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832744)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: Odious At-the-ready Tank Pocket Flask

TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big scholarship. It was the worst decision of my life. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832837)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:04 PM
Author: mischievous hell laser beams

same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eventually they gave me a free ride so i went. still debating whether to stick around.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765415)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: vermilion crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832791)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: pale native

love the porn soundtrack

why the edit brother? multiple 180s there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jC0LeLL9w&feature=related

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832838)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Razzle Kitchen Deer Antler

I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on symplicity is sad, but you can chalk that up to some idiot at career services. But the fact that places like Duke and UCLA are churning out unemployed law grads and then turning around and offering then utterly worthless LLMs so the schools can pocket a few hundred grand in federal loans is a motherfucking joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832914)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federal loans.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832950)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Razzle Kitchen Deer Antler

They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accreditation of schools that engage in this clown shit. These degrees are worth less than a Phoenix MBA and cost a hell of a lot more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832989)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856680)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: Trip Grizzly Hall Haunted Graveyard

They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856794)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:49 AM
Author: pale native

still listed! not too late to apply folks!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975896)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:53 AM
Author: cobalt disrespectful newt

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP

DEAR UCLA 3L:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP WITH A CONFERRAL OF A GRADUATE DEGREE OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM THE DEAN OF THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF LAW IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. OUR SCHOOL HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS TO US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. JAMES BARRALL, AN ATTORNEY WITH THE PRESTIGIOUS VAULT-10 LAW FIRM OF LATTHAM AND WATTKINS, WHO WILL BE ASSISTING US IN THIS TRANSFER. AS A LAW STUDENT, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF ONE OF THE GREATEST LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A CHECK FROM YOU IN THE SUM TOTAL OF 45,000 AMERICAN US DOLLARS. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY CULA STUDENT WHO WILL APPRECIATE WHAT AN ADVANCED DEGREE HAS TO OFFER SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO DEANSCHILLLOSANGELES@UCLA.EDU SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR PRESTIGIOUS ADVANCED LAW DEGREE FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE DEGREE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY DEAN MICHAEL SCHILL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975928)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Talented location

this is good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16979936)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:22 AM
Author: Charismatic wagecucks brunch

criminally underrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164823)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:29 AM
Author: Curious center

Solid brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164843)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:59 PM
Author: Cracking famous landscape painting internal respiration



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17287453)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: diverse anal business firm indirect expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583225)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: bronze macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17584005)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:16 AM
Author: Big-titted theater kitty cat

lololol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653064)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 3:04 AM
Author: Shivering church building

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523606)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: pungent national cuckoldry

bloody brilliant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765610)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765673)



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:37 AM
Author: pale native

can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' career websites? we know it's posted at UCLA and CLS. what about HYS?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983907)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded gay wizard pisswyrm

gtown, too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583878)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: vibrant domesticated trailer park

Was just posted at my T2.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17656317)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: pale native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17287435)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: bronze macaca



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Date: March 31st, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: pale native

Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP program? Missed the opportunity to apply? Dont worry deadlines been EXTENDED to APRIL 30!

Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship

* apply

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Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual. Neither should their lawyers. The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead ... More

Application Deadline: Apr 30, 2011 Posted: Mar 31, 2011

Employer Duke Law School (Durham, NC) Position Type Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Location ID 11652

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17652924)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:08 AM
Author: bronze macaca



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Date: December 7th, 2011 2:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on my school's website I will never give them a penny in donations.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523579)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: Sickened opaque death wish principal's office

it's up at my school and somehow under "position type" it says "Attorney, Full-time associate position"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19524979)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: cheese-eating trust fund wrinkle

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765442)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hateful idiot senate

do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765755)