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taking ?s
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Burgundy Electric Furnace
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the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in...
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180. Totally believable too. It's amazing how long som...
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*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*
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All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about...
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tell us how it went down
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he did tho
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When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave ...
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Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was...
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tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute...
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  02/03/15
"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call h...
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  07/13/18
I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned...
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  02/03/15
One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle o...
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  02/03/15
My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice...
stimulating multi-billionaire
  02/03/15
1. They obviously never would 2. Sounds unenforceable anywa...
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  02/03/15
for what damages?
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  02/03/15
Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up ...
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  02/03/15
titcq
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Gold theater stage
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I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out m...
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  02/04/15
please give me more details on giving notice via email
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saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting se...
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(Sam Seaborne)
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Need to know what was going through this guy's head.
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girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returne...
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A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of...
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  02/04/15
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lmao
Salmon Chapel
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Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out
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Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. Th...
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Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave ...
laughsome mischievous degenerate
  02/04/15
what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?
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  02/04/15
Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday
laughsome mischievous degenerate
  02/04/15
yea but they let you wear jeans to the office
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Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?
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*plans weekend getaway* *updates deal list*
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not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is re...
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that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pa...
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knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck th...
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At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit ...
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  05/06/15
come on
orchid glittery potus
  05/06/15
seriously he lost his shit.
spectacular yarmulke police squad
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I hope they make him partner at least
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Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was w...
laughsome mischievous degenerate
  05/06/15
did he have an exit op?
orchid glittery potus
  05/06/15
Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.
laughsome mischievous degenerate
  05/06/15
right...so what do they do?
orchid glittery potus
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Usually Pattaya
laughsome mischievous degenerate
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come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw,...
orchid glittery potus
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lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time re...
internet-worthy ceo
  07/21/15
:( (4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)
orchid glittery potus
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Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The f...
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Burgundy Electric Furnace
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One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he is...
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he hot?
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No.
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associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. wit...
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I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harde...
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whts he du now?
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uses Pizza Tracker
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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Electric Furnace



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Gold theater stage

taking ?s

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Electric Furnace

Describe

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Gold theater stage

the bro planned this far ahead of time and executed well. in the spring he had his office moved to be a less trafficked place by offering his spot to a more senior gunner. played it off like he had been passed over/squeezed out and had a legitimate gripe. partners stopped riding him so hard for a bit. summer program hits and he throws a few emails and public appearances w the program that cast him as a very involved recruiter, so when he started taking 3 hr lunches and dipping out at 4 or w/e it wasn't questioned out right, and he was obviously not pushing himself to turn any documents.

the first week after the end of the summer program he began to put up a series of false pretenses so that he wouldn't be staffed too hard while he made a quiet exit. I think he then scheduled/announced a 3 or 4 day weekend every weekend, with a full week thrown in there. After the end of August, people had stopped staffing him altogether. He ceased showing up at that point other than around like 10-11 (full suit) to turn on the lights and computer, look alive. then, by end of september, nothing. he claims they did not cut off his paycheck until thanksgiving.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245387)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:52 PM
Author: mildly autistic pistol

180 enjoyed this

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling station



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly histrionic corner therapy



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: rambunctious bateful death wish field

what a fucking hero

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245418)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: ivory filthpig pit

180

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: contagious stag film

180.

Totally believable too. It's amazing how long some people hang around. And then they fire some hard working idiot who works all nighters until his last day and you question the overall logic of the firm.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245441)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Milky french gas station

Yeah but that "hard working idiot" always made some series of crazy fuck ups like failing to cc people in the right order, or not double spacing after periods, or sometimes even using smart quotes instead of straight quotes in a document. People tend to forget that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248580)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Useless stage halford



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: maniacal menage



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Insecure Talented Elastic Band Public Bath

180

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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: sadistic patrolman boltzmann

ugh fma I'm that hard working idiot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110300)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: lemon cerebral set

Trannies are so kooky, with their outdated double-spacing and willingness to let an ancient government website dictate the quotation marks they use.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418747)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: cerise sexy tanning salon old irish cottage

Jesus Christ. . .

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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: jade titillating fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: lascivious jewess generalized bond

amazing, and believeable

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: fragrant slap-happy sneaky criminal trailer park

*prints and puts in nightstand drawer*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245564)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Pungent Stage Macaca



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: cerise sexy tanning salon old irish cottage



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: olive heady home indirect expression

then he got severance until february

do NOT let these fuckers scare you!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27246470)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant

Flame

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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Salmon Chapel

ty

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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Frum exciting psychic



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:48 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Meh I billed 700 hours in my last 15 months. Nobody really noticed. Had several months where I billed fewer than 10 hours.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250731)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: provocative nursing home

All the partners notice. They just didn’t do something about it. The monthly hours reports are widely read.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430908)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: scarlet pea-brained travel guidebook voyeur

biglaw partners HATE him

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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Thirsty temple



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: adventurous high-end principal's office



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Gold theater stage



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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Anal faggotry



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Bisexual sticky digit ratio hospital

lol

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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Anal faggotry



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: cerise sexy tanning salon old irish cottage



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Pungent Stage Macaca

tell us how it went down

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245332)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: electric walnut laser beams

he did tho

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: curious frozen hell cuckold

When I was a second year, there was this associate who gave her "notice" the very day that bonuses went into the account that she was starting at another firm the next day. I thought this was a 180 move and imagined it from her perspective-- every morning, she woke up and checked her bank account, only to find out that the bonus had not been deposited yet and therefore she was waiting at least one more day to give "notice." Finally, the fateful day came. She came in, told the managing partner she was leaving, and bailed at like 11 AM.

The managing partner was furious and raised the possibility with general counsel of trying to reverse the deposit into her bank account (!!!). I was aware of these rumors swirling and, on the sly, told her that just in case she should probably tell her bank that her checkbook was stolen and to change her account number, or something like that. Reportedly, though, the general counsel shot this idea down.

The best part? Obviously, the lack of notice meant that there was no time to transition her matters, one of which was some bullshit "business development" article that was due in like two months. The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245352)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:49 PM
Author: free-loading erotic weed whacker church building

Not no notice whatsover, but on two separate occasions I was told by an associate I was working with that her last day was Friday on, like, a Wednesday or Thursday. I'm a mid-level; once it was a junior, another time it was a senior, but it was infuriating. I have no sympathy for the firm, but that stuff can really screw other associates.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245382)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: curious frozen hell cuckold

I sympathize. If at all possible, then this sort of thing should be done in a way that doesn't screw over other associates. This phenomena is just one of the many things that happens because of the shitty coworkers you have in biglaw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245401)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Flatulent know-it-all haunted graveyard

tbf, associates get screwed over by all sorts of last minute shit, artificial deadlines, shitboomer partners fucking up, etc. an associate departing w/o notice isn't a major concern

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245411)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: free-loading erotic weed whacker church building

Being punched in the face six times is worse than being punched in the face five times, even if being punched in the face five times sucks enough on its own.

Fucked up partners and clients are out of my hands, but at least the other associates could try to avoid making things worse, too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245528)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: cerise sexy tanning salon old irish cottage

lol

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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: ivory filthpig pit

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245417)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Very Tactful Supple Alpha Spot

"The associate that it fell to was instructed to call her and get as much information as possible from her on where the article was going and what it should look like. Not flame. "

admit it, you were that associate

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36418753)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Galvanic bright resort ape

I basically did. I left literally 5 minutes after I resigned and never returned.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: contagious stag film

One kid in cap markets basically disappeared in the middle of a deal after getting yelled at by a partner, never returned. Resurfaced a few months later at Kirkland or some other sweatshop.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245428)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: stimulating multi-billionaire

My offer letter literally says if I dont give 30 days notice they can and will sue me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245511)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Galvanic bright resort ape

1. They obviously never would

2. Sounds unenforceable anyway - and what the fuck would the damages be

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245552)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: lascivious jewess generalized bond

for what damages?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245555)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: fragrant slap-happy sneaky criminal trailer park

Why you can give notice on day 1, and then just not show up for the next 30 days.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27245560)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:09 AM
Author: nofapping idea he suggested dilemma

titcq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110258)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Gold theater stage

ok man

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Date: December 6th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: mewling goal in life hall

l0l tulane grad. you never worked biglaw. no one cares what your shitty backoffice compliance job said in your $80,000 offer letter. HTH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32074008)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: concupiscible site



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Self-centered razzmatazz locale mad cow disease

I gave notice via email. Came in 5 days later to clean out my office. Firm kissed my ass though as I went to a client

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248632)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

please give me more details on giving notice via email

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833111)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: olive heady home indirect expression

saw a dude literally quit mid sentence, during a drafting session. partners from both sides, CFO, auditors there. he was pointing his pen at the MD&A saying "I think we'll need to put the target's fin-" and then he just stopped. calmly packed up his things, got up and walked out. fucking 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248648)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: pale twisted locus

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248652)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Sickened Scourge Upon The Earth Library

another scene that needs to be added to the XO biglaw movie script right here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27248706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: cerise sexy tanning salon old irish cottage



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Gold theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250636)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: vivacious chrome place of business

lol 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250660)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

(Sam Seaborne)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833114)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Trip wagecucks

Need to know what was going through this guy's head.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833141)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser peach heaven kitty



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380892)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: 180 chest-beating mother incel

girl i know went to italy on vacation and just never returned to work. did eventually give notice 3-4 weeks via email after her vacation was suppose to be over. i think she was getting paid the whole time too, lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250656)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

A guy at my firm became increasingly absent over a period of months. Eventually got to the point where we hardly ever saw him. Then somebody finally discovered that he had a profile online on another firm's website, while we were still paying him! Craziest part was that we later learned he pulled the same shit on another firm when he lateraled to our firm about a year prior.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250760)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:27 PM
Author: Shaky theater circlehead

lol, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251027)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Salmon Chapel

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27252075)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 10:11 AM
Author: nofapping idea he suggested dilemma

Don't tell me you acted like a bitch and ratted him out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#32110269)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: Dull misanthropic mood rehab

Dude went to Asia on vacation and just didn't come back. The story is that he met some girl and stayed there for a few months. Firm stopped paying him after a few months (4?) and then eventually packed up his office for him. Sadly there's been so much turnover since he was around that his legend is dying.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250819)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Another guy at my old firm took FOUR months paternity leave and then announced his two weeks notice his first day back. Pretty strong.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250844)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:19 PM
Author: 180 chest-beating mother incel

what firm has a 4 month paternity leave policy?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27250949)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Well I'm not going to out myself but there aren't many. Quinn gives you 3 days lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251065)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: aggressive piazza

Holy fucking shit not flame

http://abovethelaw.com/2008/03/featured-survey-results-paternity-leave/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251159)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:56 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Have a kid Monday, back in the office Friday

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251236)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: pink jet-lagged dog poop

yea but they let you wear jeans to the office

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28380837)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: Useless stage halford

Maybe a euro firm? Linklaters?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251099)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Dull misanthropic mood rehab

*plans weekend getaway*

*updates deal list*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251130)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:49 PM
Author: Sickened Scourge Upon The Earth Library

not sure about 4 months, but every California employer is required to at least offer you 6-months paternity leave

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251188)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: 180 chest-beating mother incel

that is definitely not the law. it's 6 weeks at 55% your pay and 12 weeks total unpaid for men and women. 6 months would be awesome but alas not the law.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251221)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: adventurous high-end principal's office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36419244)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle people who are hurt range

knew an econ consulting bro who literally said "fuck this" and quit at 12:30 am one night while working on something.

i know another bro who exhausted all his vacation + sick days in dec (3+ weeks) when his bonus hit his account and the gave his 2 week notice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27251182)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: spectacular yarmulke police squad

At my old firm I saw this mid-level literally lose his shit and quit. he was working on some bullshit Final Pretrial Order Exchange and the biglaw partner was RIDING him day and night about the fucking thing. He than was on the phone with co-counsel going back and forth about the undisputed facts and disputed facts, exhibits, and what not.

The associate got so frazzled trying align the spacing b/c partner kept nitpicking the lining of the numbers and text he said I CANT TAKE THIS I CANT TAKE THIS and left.

they seriously called him back and had HR talk to him and like they brought in a psychologist to talk to him. It was really weird. The partner even apologized to the guy. I think they gave him like 2 extra weeks off. I guess this isn't really on point but he basically quit but got talked back into coming through brainwashing by the therapist.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833203)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

come on

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833210)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:32 PM
Author: spectacular yarmulke police squad

seriously he lost his shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833237)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: contagious stag film

I hope they make him partner at least

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381128)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Iridescent state



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382149)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Yeah we just had a dude snap and quit with no notice. Was way behind on shit and left clients hanging. Usually people give at least 2 weeks though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833215)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

did he have an exit op?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833223)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Nah, nobody leaves to a legit exit op with no notice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

right...so what do they do?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833416)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Usually Pattaya

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833943)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

come on there must be something people can cop after biglaw, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27833963)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: internet-worthy ceo

lol no. most ex biglaw associates never obtain full time regular employment after leaving biglaw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381043)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

:(

(4th year bro quitting law without an exit option)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381285)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate

Dude actually resurfaced in-house a few months later. The firm still haven't recovered from the damage he did.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381245)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Burgundy Electric Furnace



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#27837539)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling bearded space water buffalo

One night a V10 associate emailed regarding a subpoena he issued to my client. I responded before 10am the next morning and got a bounce back that the associate no longer worked there. I don't know if he quit or was fired between 11pm and 10am.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381908)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381919)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Charismatic amber brunch

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28381931)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling bearded space water buffalo

I just googled the guy. He went from a V5 to a V35 firm. I still don't know if he quit or was fired.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382036)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

he hot?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382061)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling bearded space water buffalo

No.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382089)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Federal gaming laptop

associate was repeatedly fucked over by asshole partner. with huge project pending, partner took annual two week vacay in europe. associate used Flight Tracker to see when plane actual took off, walked down to HR, gave notice, and never returned, using sick days and personal days to eat up the two weeks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382104)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Iridescent state



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382160)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Primrose racy national security agency

I have a feeling he fucked over another associate much harder than the partner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382167)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

whts he du now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382190)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:23 PM
Author: Insecure Talented Elastic Band Public Bath

uses Pizza Tracker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382209)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Federal gaming laptop

Moved to smaller city and works at a small firm with two friends from law school. He says he can walk to his kids sports events from the office. Bought a house. Still works hard but has achieved sanity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382216)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: orchid glittery potus

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#28382226)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: curious frozen hell cuckold



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Date: December 11th, 2016 9:48 AM
Author: Anal faggotry



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: laughsome mischievous degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36430643)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Pontificating Dragon Round Eye

Triggered

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2799642&forum_id=2#36431010)