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Don shall see the jewess on Saturday!

She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds o...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
99%
tripping church place of business
  04/07/06
no shit dooder? i wanna hit this chick bad.
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Just chill with her and take it easy, but try to pick up sig...
tripping church place of business
  04/07/06
yes def. even if we just stay pals, she surely has a ton of ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON. If she doesn't work out, find a w...
Deranged Meetinghouse Nibblets
  04/07/06
yeah i've hung out with her in the past plenty too, cuz we l...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
I'm proud of you, man.
Provocative bearded field codepig
  04/07/06
thanks dood
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
awesome. What are you going to be doing?
green startling menage newt
  04/07/06
lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel sug...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Odds are much better than if she had said no. that's all I ...
Deranged Meetinghouse Nibblets
  04/07/06
hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
i can only imagine what she looks like. good luck dooder
diverse dun cumskin public bath
  04/07/06
search for 'jewess'. i have pics of her on those threads. li...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn?
jet naked market
  04/07/06
hahaha well it's the first time. i've never gone out with a ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
you do realize 99% of jewish girls are either butterfaces or...
irate headpube
  04/07/06
well this girl just had a nosejob. score! but really, it ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Girl you're working with some ass yeah You're bad yeah ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
advice, thoughts?
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Are you going out for dinner or for lunch? If it's lunch do...
laughsome masturbator temple
  04/07/06
lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this ti...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
clean up your apt. before the date. Just in case. Get a phon...
green startling menage newt
  04/07/06
i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She pr...
green startling menage newt
  04/07/06
nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly nor...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid lunch date + hang...
twinkling adventurous police squad
  04/07/06
lol on a 1st date?
diverse dun cumskin public bath
  04/07/06
yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, i...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting la...
twinkling adventurous police squad
  04/07/06
not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL....
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a...
twinkling adventurous police squad
  04/07/06
i hardly ever talk on the phone. maybe twice a week. to frie...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. Se...
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd proba...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 't...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
yeah.
green startling menage newt
  04/07/06
nice. i dont need to be friendzonepwn3d by a chick that look...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up t...
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
LOL, you are one funny fucking dood.
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thoug...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
I know. Which is why I think you are fucking hilarious beyon...
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculatio...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don,...
electric striped hyena mother
  04/07/06
hahaah. maybe that sorta thinking will come in handy some da...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
It guess it's possible.
electric striped hyena mother
  04/07/06
Woah woah. Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? An...
ruby shitlib dilemma
  04/07/06
no, no one does. it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do lik...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
This post is retroactively hilarious 100% of the time.
cyan persian candlestick maker
  09/08/06
...
navy water buffalo blood rage
  09/17/06
and that's why youre stilla virgin 2 months later on
snowy garrison
  06/05/06
you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial mess...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
never be surprised about your successes.
twinkling adventurous police squad
  04/07/06
i always am surprised when i dont crash and burn, whether it...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
LOL
aphrodisiac theatre
  09/18/06
I'm giving this a 0% chance.
ruby shitlib dilemma
  04/07/06
J., ever the realist. Poor Don.
electric striped hyena mother
  04/07/06
well it's still 1 more date than you've been on in...your li...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off ...
ruby shitlib dilemma
  04/07/06
i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a wh...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I...
ruby shitlib dilemma
  04/07/06
well you sorta lose it after a while if you dont take girls ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
last july? Consider myself skeptical about your experie...
ruby shitlib dilemma
  04/07/06
well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive....
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
(gf sucked on his cock head and rubbed the shaft after lubin...
Mauve Concupiscible Feces Hospital
  04/07/06
how accurate.
maniacal pistol trailer park
  04/07/06
what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Play it cool. I would say jeans with a sweater should be fin...
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
cool. i am gonna shave tonight (i have maybe a week's worth ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
I would be clean-shaven, but that's just me. To me, a bit of...
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates&...
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
hmm. well what would be more casual than that? that's about ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retard...
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wan...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Did you purchase those randomly? Asics is supposed to be a ...
Beady-eyed Rehab
  04/07/06
no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
I thought I heard that beards are in these days.
Beady-eyed Rehab
  04/07/06
too bad i just shaved mine off a few weeks ago
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's ...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
resist the temptation, dooder
Anal selfie
  04/07/06
yeah. that's more of a 2nd date thing. or a never thing.
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Why does she go to UW-Madison if she's from the south?
Beady-eyed Rehab
  04/07/06
keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipati...
Racy background story
  04/07/06
OMG DOOD ME TOO!!! and clutching other areas.
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stin...
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Whoa - how do you justify spending money on cigarettes? It's...
laughsome masturbator temple
  04/07/06
TTIWWP
Beady-eyed Rehab
  04/07/06
what does that mean anyway?
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
This thread is worthless without pics.
Beady-eyed Rehab
  04/07/06
search 'jewess' there are other threads on this w/ pics
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
I see one picture. Are there anymore? It's tough to form a...
Beady-eyed Rehab
  04/07/06
warren.
Beady-eyed Rehab
  04/07/06
Are you Rick James, bitch?
Hairraiser parlour
  04/26/07
she's not attractive.
Spruce home
  04/07/06
Don't fuck this up, although you probably will.
Spruce home
  04/07/06
talk about foreshadowing...
Painfully honest parlor people who are hurt
  04/07/06
Damn. You were SPOT FUCKING ON!
Abusive stimulating rigpig potus
  09/08/06
Good luck bro.
Titillating cheese-eating school cafeteria
  04/07/06
Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that ar...
Odious ocher sanctuary
  04/07/06
credited. and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be...
Spruce home
  04/07/06
I found it funny...
maniacal pistol trailer park
  04/07/06
awesome advice. gay guys know how to pick up chicks the rig...
vigorous self-centered mood pervert
  04/07/06
i already did all that. minus the picture.
black insecure brunch
  04/07/06
Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were out...
maniacal pistol trailer park
  04/07/06
Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: warren buffettzini (M...
Multi-colored Kitchen
  04/07/06
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM Author: warren buffettzini (M...
Multi-colored Kitchen
  04/07/06
lolololol
aphrodisiac theatre
  08/19/06
Why'd it you have to drag this up? I was just starting to g...
fragrant dead boistinker boiling water
  08/19/06
never forget
Passionate Theater Stage Preventive Strike
  09/08/06
never forget http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
excitant narrow-minded area
  04/26/07
Hahaha she read this. Lol
Hyperactive cracking sweet tailpipe
  09/08/06
ah, yes.
aphrodisiac theatre
  09/18/06
legend of don barzini bump
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  11/19/07


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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:35 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

She accepted the day/time/place I suggested. Schweet. Odds of getting some (eventually, not that day necessarily)?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531800)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: tripping church place of business

99%

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531808)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

no shit dooder? i wanna hit this chick bad.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531838)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: tripping church place of business

Just chill with her and take it easy, but try to pick up signs that she wants to get phsyical. Capitalize on any chance if it feels right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531861)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:45 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

yes def. even if we just stay pals, she surely has a ton of hot single friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531883)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:47 AM
Author: Deranged Meetinghouse Nibblets

THIS IS THE SPIRIT DON.

If she doesn't work out, find a way to hang with her and her friends. From there, your circle will expand dramatically.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531897)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:49 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

yeah i've hung out with her in the past plenty too, cuz we lived on the same floor in college.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531913)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:36 AM
Author: Provocative bearded field codepig

I'm proud of you, man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531810)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:41 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

thanks dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531857)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:37 AM
Author: green startling menage newt

awesome. What are you going to be doing?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531816)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

lunch at a cool nepalese place near the capitol (pretzel suggested it, actually)...then, que sera, sera.

maybe we'll take a walk by the capitol or one of the lakes, all of which are near there. it's really pretty and romantic around there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531848)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:38 AM
Author: Deranged Meetinghouse Nibblets

Odds are much better than if she had said no. that's all I can tell you dood :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531827)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:48 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what i suggested, without saying 'i cant do it at that time' or whatever. maybe this chick is a little less irritating than other girls i know, who alllllways do that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531908)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:57 AM
Author: diverse dun cumskin public bath

i can only imagine what she looks like. good luck dooder

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531973)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:01 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

search for 'jewess'. i have pics of her on those threads. linked from facebook.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532005)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:39 AM
Author: jet naked market

you're seeing a jew broad now? wtf?! when is it my turn?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531839)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:40 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

hahaha well it's the first time. i've never gone out with a jewish girl before (although i have often wanted to).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531854)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: irate headpube

you do realize 99% of jewish girls are either butterfaces or anorexics with fat noses? 3000 years of inbreeding does some bad things

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533340)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:46 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

well this girl just had a nosejob. score!

but really, it wasnt that big to begin with.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533432)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

Girl you're working with some ass yeah

You're bad yeah

Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah

His last yeah

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531887)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

advice, thoughts?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531969)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: laughsome masturbator temple

Are you going out for dinner or for lunch?

If it's lunch don't expect anything too romantic during your walk -- most chicks are not exhibitionists.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531983)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

lunch. no i dont expect any sort of physical contact this time, other than maybe a hug or an arm around her.

i sorta think chicks appreciate it when you dont go for it on the first date. 2nd is better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531991)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: green startling menage newt

clean up your apt. before the date. Just in case. Get a phone #.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532013)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going to set up phone/internet in a day or two, i think. i am just sick of going without it. it's annoying.

and for local phone service (i hardly ever make LD calls anyway) and DSL, it's only like 30 dollars a month.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532026)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: green startling menage newt

NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She probalby thinks you are nuts from her experience living on your floor. She'll think you've grown up and joined modernity if you whip out your cell for something.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532123)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

nah i dont think she thinks i'm nuts. i am really fairly normal, or at least i seem so, i think.

yeah pay-as-you-go is good.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532143)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous police squad

lunch date= 15-30% chance of getting laid

lunch date + hanging out all day, then going out at night=100%

It's in your hands now, Don.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531972)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 1:59 AM
Author: diverse dun cumskin public bath

lol on a 1st date?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5531989)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:00 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, if it goes *really* well. if she touches me, i'll do this. otherwise, i'll just ask her out for another day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532000)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous police squad

ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting laid (if she is a slut). If nothing else, you will get a second date in this second scenario. Get a cell phone yet?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532024)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:05 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

not yet. i think i am going to get a regular landline + DSL. it's only like 30 dollars a month together, i think!

i'll give my work phone till then, i guess. it should be only a couple of days.

or maybe i should get a prepaid phone and keep borrowing internet. that might be cheaper and easier.

whaddya think?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532035)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous police squad

dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a cell phone. If you have to choose between the two, get a cell phone. If you get fired tommorrow, get a cell phone.

By the way, how much do you actually talk on the phone, like to friends and family?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532085)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:24 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

i hardly ever talk on the phone. maybe twice a week. to friends for maybe 15 minutes, to my mom once a week for maybe an hour or two.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532150)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: Anal selfie

I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. See how long you can hang out with her, but keep your spidey sense attuned if she gets tired of you. Don't hold on to long, or else she'll want to jet.

And like my old roommate used to say: "Be yourself, but don't be *too* yourself".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532086)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532154)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:02 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

so she prolly thinks this is a date, right? i said let me 'take you out' and she said okay.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532011)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM
Author: green startling menage newt

yeah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532021)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:06 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

nice. i dont need to be friendzonepwn3d by a chick that looks this good.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532040)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:16 AM
Author: Anal selfie

Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up the whole tab and leave a tip. Though this might not fit into your weird little utilitarian musings on money, just man up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532098)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.

that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.

that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532158)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: Anal selfie

LOL, you are one funny fucking dood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532168)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

funniest thing is i am not entirely kidding. i already thought about this and did the calculation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532175)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: Anal selfie

I know. Which is why I think you are fucking hilarious beyond belief.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532190)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculation before i buy a 50 cent soda. or before i buy 50k worth of securities. that's just how i do.

it's sorta fun actually.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532194)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: electric striped hyena mother

Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don, I'm fucked up and weird and probably have some mental problems, but you definitely take the cake.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532195)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

hahaah. maybe that sorta thinking will come in handy some day though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532200)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: electric striped hyena mother

It guess it's possible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532202)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:42 AM
Author: ruby shitlib dilemma

Woah woah.

Does anyone know this girl's facebook ID? Anyone want to email her this thread?

I just want to see her reaction, or at least hear about it secondhand.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532230)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

no, no one does.

it doesnt mean i dont like her. i do like her. and not just for how she looks, really.

but i just cannot help thinking in that pattern. i think that way about everything.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532240)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: cyan persian candlestick maker

This post is retroactively hilarious 100% of the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579965)



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Date: September 17th, 2006 6:54 AM
Author: navy water buffalo blood rage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6628575)



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Date: June 5th, 2006 1:13 PM
Author: snowy garrison

and that's why youre stilla virgin 2 months later on

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5914985)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:08 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial message, or to stall on getting together if she did. i am surprised i have succeeded so much so far.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532055)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:14 AM
Author: twinkling adventurous police squad

never be surprised about your successes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532087)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

i always am surprised when i dont crash and burn, whether it's with women or in investing or in school or at work or whatever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532163)



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Date: September 18th, 2006 12:40 AM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633652)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: ruby shitlib dilemma

I'm giving this a 0% chance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532165)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: electric striped hyena mother

J., ever the realist. Poor Don.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532167)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:29 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

well it's still 1 more date than you've been on in...your life.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532170)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: ruby shitlib dilemma

Didn't you use to have a girlfriend who used to get you off in some way or another? (please don't describe)

Why do you act like such a novice then?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532181)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:32 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

i'm not a novice. i'm just asking for advice. it's been a while. i havent even done a date since like last july.

i've gone out with tons of girls over the years. yeah i had that gf and you are right about what happened.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532185)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: ruby shitlib dilemma

This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I've borked tons of women".

Anyway, apparently you did something right in the past if you're to be believed, so I don't know why you're such a spazz acting like you're newly divorced after a 20 year marriage or something. "It's been a while." Yeah.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532196)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:36 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

well you sorta lose it after a while if you dont take girls out much, as i have not in a long time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532201)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: ruby shitlib dilemma

last july?

Consider myself skeptical about your experience.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532206)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

well after i left college, my social life kinda took a dive. i think it is finally coming back a bit.

in HS i went out with a different girl every week. only time in my life anyone ever called me a 'pimp.'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532213)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:39 PM
Author: Mauve Concupiscible Feces Hospital

(gf sucked on his cock head and rubbed the shaft after lubing it with her spit.)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536399)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: maniacal pistol trailer park

how accurate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536341)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:28 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

what do i wear? jeans, black shoes (not wingtips or whatever, just fairly casual black leather shoes), tan/white button-up, sweater?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532166)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:31 AM
Author: Anal selfie

Play it cool. I would say jeans with a sweater should be fine, and casual black leather shoes. Don't dress like a scrub, but no need to try too hard.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532182)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

cool. i am gonna shave tonight (i have maybe a week's worth of stubble now) so i have just a little stubble then. i hear chix dig a bit of stubble.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532188)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM
Author: Anal selfie

I would be clean-shaven, but that's just me. To me, a bit of stubble with sweater and jeans is scrubbier than clean-shaven with jeans and a hoodie.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532193)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

i think she likes kinda ubermanly guys though. she might go for the stubble.

yeah i dont even own a hoodie thank god. i remember when a girl, years ago, showed up on a date in a hoodie though. i was not pleased.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532198)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Anal selfie

Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates". The fact that this is just lunch makes me think you should dress even a bit more casual than a regular first date.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532205)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

hmm. well what would be more casual than that? that's about what i wear every day (though i wear sneakers instead of the black shoes).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532217)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:43 AM
Author: Anal selfie

Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retarded with jeans and sweatshirts. If it was just lunch, the most casual I would go would be nice jeans, North Face fleece, and nice white leather runners (something like the Adidas Superstars - something low-cut and kind of retro-looking).

Anyways, I'm out dooder. Best of luck on Saturday. I'm going away this weekend for a wedding, so I'll be checking this thread out on Sunday.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532239)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:45 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wanna err on the side of caution and not wear them. they are comfy and were sorta expensive, but they dont look that great these days.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532256)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

Did you purchase those randomly? Asics is supposed to be a good brand for jogging/running.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533374)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

no, i talked to a salesman at the shoe store, who saw how i was walking. he called it 'pronating,' where your foot is kinda tilted.

i have had ankle problems all my life. that's why.

he suggested these shoes cuz they are good on the ankles. i tried them on and liked them. so i got them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533445)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

I thought I heard that beards are in these days.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533327)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

too bad i just shaved mine off a few weeks ago

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533336)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's from the south). too risky? i dont think i could bring myself to spit in front of a chick on the first time out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532192)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM
Author: Anal selfie

resist the temptation, dooder

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532197)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

yeah. that's more of a 2nd date thing. or a never thing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532204)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

Why does she go to UW-Madison if she's from the south?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533448)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:38 AM
Author: Racy background story

keep us posted. i'm clutching my computer desk in anticipation of what happens next.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532209)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:40 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

OMG DOOD ME TOO!!! and clutching other areas.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532218)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 2:46 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

god i gotta try not to smoke before i see her so i dont stink. or maybe i can a few hours before and shower/brush. this is gonna be hard.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5532262)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:39 AM
Author: laughsome masturbator temple

Whoa - how do you justify spending money on cigarettes? It's like hiring someone to kill you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533387)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

TTIWWP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533290)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:31 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

what does that mean anyway?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533339)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

This thread is worthless without pics.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533351)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

search 'jewess' there are other threads on this w/ pics

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533451)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

I see one picture. Are there anymore? It's tough to form an opinion from only one picture.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533490)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:10 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Rehab

warren.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533622)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser parlour

Are you Rick James, bitch?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8012413)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:48 AM
Author: Spruce home

she's not attractive.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533454)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:32 AM
Author: Spruce home

Don't fuck this up, although you probably will.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533354)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest parlor people who are hurt

talk about foreshadowing...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536300)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Abusive stimulating rigpig potus

Damn. You were SPOT FUCKING ON!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579800)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:34 AM
Author: Titillating cheese-eating school cafeteria

Good luck bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533362)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:40 AM
Author: Odious ocher sanctuary

Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that are similar to clothes that a normal person wears. In fact, walk outside your building RIGHT NOW, take a picture of some guy walking by, and try to dress like him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533397)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:41 AM
Author: Spruce home

credited.

and for the love of sweet jesus don't try to be "funny".

You aren't Don, you really aren't.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533402)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:18 PM
Author: maniacal pistol trailer park

I found it funny...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536276)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:47 AM
Author: vigorous self-centered mood pervert

awesome advice. gay guys know how to pick up chicks the right way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533440)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 10:49 AM
Author: black insecure brunch

i already did all that. minus the picture.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5533456)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: maniacal pistol trailer park

Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were outted from that thread asking how to ask her out over e-mail. That was sort of cute. This is just... odd. Why would you even ask the odds of getting laid? You just met this girl. Take it easy... that was what I suggested, looks like you were obviously too paranoid to listen... anyway, you'll live. Just say something like you like to pretend you're someone else online, not your real identity, or something. Maybe pretend you're bipolar.

G'luck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536294)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored Kitchen

Date: April 7th, 2006 1:46 AM

Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)

Girl you're working with some ass yeah

You're bad yeah

Make a Donnie wanna spend his cash yeah

His last yeah

Oh god...poor Don...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536355)



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Date: April 7th, 2006 5:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Kitchen

Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM

Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)

hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.

Oh God... this one's a gem also.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#5536370)



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Date: August 19th, 2006 2:20 AM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre

lolololol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467405)



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Date: August 19th, 2006 2:21 AM
Author: fragrant dead boistinker boiling water

Why'd it you have to drag this up? I was just starting to get over the lost of Don...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6467412)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Passionate Theater Stage Preventive Strike

never forget

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579790)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: excitant narrow-minded area

never forget

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46 out of 60 on my first practice MPRE (Earl)

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/220037/autoadmit_threat_shuts_down_hastings.html

http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com/2007/03/reader-sent-me-link-to-washington-post.html

http://psychology-101-should-be-a-required-class-at-yale-law-school.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=607238&mc=10&forum_id=2

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/thread.php?thread_id=197266&mc=105&forum_id=2

Yale Law Journal issues call for papers about AutoAdmit

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can someone post a pic of Jill H. from NYU?

I want to hate fuck a feminist

Jill Filipovic: Come in here.

Jill Filipovic: Lathorpe Answers

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CT Upbringing -> UMich LS -> Contract Atty -> Feministe

I have it on good authority that Jill F has rape fantasies

I have it on good authority that Jill F has rape fantasies

I have it on good authority that Jill F has rape fantasies

guys-what r some reasons u stop sleeping with a girl?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8012394)



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Date: September 8th, 2006 3:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive cracking sweet tailpipe

Hahaha she read this. Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6579949)



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Date: September 18th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac theatre

ah, yes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#6633642)



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Date: November 19th, 2007 8:42 PM
Author: exhilarant citrine box office fat ankles

legend of don barzini bump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=395499&forum_id=2#8915466)