Date: April 7th, 2006 1:48 AM Author: black insecure brunch
hahha yeah. i'm surprised she just agreed to precisely what i suggested, without saying 'i cant do it at that time' or whatever. maybe this chick is a little less irritating than other girls i know, who alllllways do that.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: black insecure brunch
i am prolly gonna give her my work phone for now. i am going to set up phone/internet in a day or two, i think. i am just sick of going without it. it's annoying.
and for local phone service (i hardly ever make LD calls anyway) and DSL, it's only like 30 dollars a month.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:20 AM Author: green startling menage newt
NOOOOO buy a cell phone...jsut a pay as you go thing. She probalby thinks you are nuts from her experience living on your floor. She'll think you've grown up and joined modernity if you whip out your cell for something.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:00 AM Author: black insecure brunch
yeah i could suggest we see a movie or something at night, if it goes *really* well. if she touches me, i'll do this. otherwise, i'll just ask her out for another day.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:04 AM Author: twinkling adventurous police squad
ok, I alter my second scenario, 80-100% chance of getting laid (if she is a slut). If nothing else, you will get a second date in this second scenario. Get a cell phone yet?
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: twinkling adventurous police squad
dude, you have a job, and money. Get your landline+DSL AND a cell phone. If you have to choose between the two, get a cell phone. If you get fired tommorrow, get a cell phone.
By the way, how much do you actually talk on the phone, like to friends and family?
I've never done lunch as a first date, but it could work. See how long you can hang out with her, but keep your spidey sense attuned if she gets tired of you. Don't hold on to long, or else she'll want to jet.
And like my old roommate used to say: "Be yourself, but don't be *too* yourself".
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM Author: black insecure brunch
hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.
Don't be a fucking tightwad in this instance, Don. Pick up the whole tab and leave a tip. Though this might not fit into your weird little utilitarian musings on money, just man up.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:27 AM Author: black insecure brunch
yes, i definitely will. look at it this way...if spending 20 bucks gets me a 10% chance of getting laid, then the value of sleeping with her is only $200.
that is way cheaper than a hooker. and she's young and clean and it'd be legal.
that is, if you really want to mathematically justify this.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM Author: black insecure brunch
dood i make all decisions that way. i do a little calculation before i buy a 50 cent soda. or before i buy 50k worth of securities. that's just how i do.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:34 AM Author: electric striped hyena mother
Well in that case you aren't kidding at all. Seriously, don, I'm fucked up and weird and probably have some mental problems, but you definitely take the cake.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:08 AM Author: black insecure brunch
you know, i never expected her to respond to my initial message, or to stall on getting together if she did. i am surprised i have succeeded so much so far.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:35 AM Author: ruby shitlib dilemma
This reminds me of that time when Steve Carrell said "I've borked tons of women".
Anyway, apparently you did something right in the past if you're to be believed, so I don't know why you're such a spazz acting like you're newly divorced after a 20 year marriage or something. "It's been a while." Yeah.
Hoodies can be prestigious, especially on "lunch dates". The fact that this is just lunch makes me think you should dress even a bit more casual than a regular first date.
Depends on the runners. Cross-trainers generally look retarded with jeans and sweatshirts. If it was just lunch, the most casual I would go would be nice jeans, North Face fleece, and nice white leather runners (something like the Adidas Superstars - something low-cut and kind of retro-looking).
Anyways, I'm out dooder. Best of luck on Saturday. I'm going away this weekend for a wedding, so I'll be checking this thread out on Sunday.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:45 AM Author: black insecure brunch
they're old, somewhat dirty Asics running shoes. i might wanna err on the side of caution and not wear them. they are comfy and were sorta expensive, but they dont look that great these days.
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:33 AM Author: black insecure brunch
this girl once said she LOVES it when guys spit (hey, she's from the south). too risky? i dont think i could bring myself to spit in front of a chick on the first time out.
Date: April 7th, 2006 10:40 AM Author: Odious ocher sanctuary
Consider getting a haircut, shaving, wearing clothes that are similar to clothes that a normal person wears. In fact, walk outside your building RIGHT NOW, take a picture of some guy walking by, and try to dress like him.
Date: April 7th, 2006 5:20 PM Author: maniacal pistol trailer park
Wow. I can't believe you posted this. I thought you were outted from that thread asking how to ask her out over e-mail. That was sort of cute. This is just... odd. Why would you even ask the odds of getting laid? You just met this girl. Take it easy... that was what I suggested, looks like you were obviously too paranoid to listen... anyway, you'll live. Just say something like you like to pretend you're someone else online, not your real identity, or something. Maybe pretend you're bipolar.
Date: April 7th, 2006 5:36 PM Author: Multi-colored Kitchen
Date: April 7th, 2006 2:25 AM
Author: warren buffettzini (My chances of success increase dramatically with every attempt.)
hahhaa good stuff. if i were really 'being myself' i'd probably start talking about Posner and yen-to-krona carry trades. not the most exciting stuff for a girl.