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It's WWI, you're in a trench with Whokebe

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pro...
Green state alpha
  08/13/09
fuck. yes.
Medicated dysfunction
  08/13/09
180
hot range
  08/13/09
there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you
Impertinent honey-headed shrine
  08/13/09
you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip ...
thriller amber hall kitty cat
  08/14/09
...
Azure slimy famous landscape painting
  08/14/09
amazing
Maize school
  08/14/09
nice work
Ruby bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal
  08/14/09
ty
Green state alpha
  08/14/09
...
razzle-dazzle drab milk codepig
  08/14/09
dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know wha...
swollen balding church building
  08/14/09
I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of h...
razzle-dazzle drab milk codepig
  08/14/09
Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he c...
swollen balding church building
  08/14/09
It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the t...
Floppy Office
  03/14/10
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Sable resort
  10/27/09
i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too
Sable resort
  11/21/09
link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops?
Scarlet diverse regret
  11/24/09
180
Sable resort
  01/14/10
180
stimulating fanboi
  01/14/10
epic
stimulating fanboi
  03/14/10
top 5 post right here
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  03/14/10
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Floppy Office
  03/14/10
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  03/19/10
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Green state alpha
  04/18/10
very nice
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  04/18/10
180 for unfathomable
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  06/21/10
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  08/30/10
motherfuck
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  10/08/10
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  04/12/11
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  04/24/11
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house-broken business firm
  06/17/11
180
jet weed whacker
  07/11/11
wow
orange half-breed
  07/11/11
Yep.
Aqua big new version stage
  08/13/09
...
Green state alpha
  08/14/09
yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.
Bronze temple
  08/14/09
hm
Green state alpha
  08/14/09
I'd probably stab him to death.
crusty mexican mother
  08/14/09
i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then ...
impressive pozpig parlor
  08/14/09
...
Sable resort
  10/27/09
...
Green state alpha
  11/24/09
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lake cracking box office
  03/14/10
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Lascivious Dingle Berry
  03/19/10
Of course...
Bespoke rigpig circlehead
  03/19/10
would read again
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  03/19/10
you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty com...
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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM
Author: Green state alpha

and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497726)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: Medicated dysfunction

fuck. yes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497737)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:35 PM
Author: hot range

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497739)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Impertinent honey-headed shrine

there was only one piece of gum...Whokebe chewed it for you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497764)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: thriller amber hall kitty cat

you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.

he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.

months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502114)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:15 AM
Author: Azure slimy famous landscape painting



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Maize school

amazing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502179)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Ruby bat-shit-crazy sneaky criminal

nice work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502182)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Green state alpha

ty

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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle drab milk codepig



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM
Author: swollen balding church building

dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503666)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle drab milk codepig

I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503671)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: swollen balding church building

Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12503695)



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Floppy Office

It's a shame that doods like this get shackled down to the toil of BIGLAW.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395937)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:07 PM
Author: Sable resort



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Date: November 21st, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Sable resort

i would like to become a grand vizier of cavalrymen, too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13332519)



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Scarlet diverse regret

link to doughboys fighting ottoman troops?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#13360845)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:31 AM
Author: Sable resort

180

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Date: January 14th, 2010 1:34 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

180

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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: stimulating fanboi

epic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395753)



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Carnelian chad

top 5 post right here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14395772)



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: Floppy Office



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Date: March 19th, 2010 4:42 AM
Author: sienna hunting ground



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:18 PM
Author: Green state alpha



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Date: April 18th, 2010 12:22 PM
Author: Flirting market feces

very nice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14745539)



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Date: June 21st, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: Spectacular plaza

180 for unfathomable

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15306045)



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Date: August 30th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: lake cracking box office



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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: High-end Brass Trailer Park

motherfuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#16241774)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 11:13 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: April 24th, 2011 2:03 AM
Author: hairraiser pink philosopher-king



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Date: June 17th, 2011 7:26 PM
Author: house-broken business firm



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Date: July 11th, 2011 6:58 PM
Author: jet weed whacker

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#18479369)



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Date: July 11th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: orange half-breed

wow

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Date: August 13th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Aqua big new version stage

Yep.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12497767)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: Green state alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500318)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: Bronze temple

yes, i'd split my gum with whokebe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12500686)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: Green state alpha

hm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502007)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 10:57 AM
Author: crusty mexican mother

I'd probably stab him to death.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502078)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 11:00 AM
Author: impressive pozpig parlor

i'd slip the gum back in my pocket for safekeeping and then turn to him and allow him to slam his fist into my face, which is what he'd been planning

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#12502092)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:05 PM
Author: Sable resort



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Date: November 24th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: Green state alpha



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Date: March 14th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: lake cracking box office



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Date: March 19th, 2010 5:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Dingle Berry



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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:27 AM
Author: Bespoke rigpig circlehead

Of course...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433724)



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Date: March 19th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: slap-happy foreskin kitchen

would read again

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#14433758)



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Date: June 20th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: sienna hunting ground

you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1063083&forum_id=2#15300900)



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Date: October 8th, 2010 12:45 AM
Author: very tactful bbw



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Date: July 22nd, 2011 4:50 AM
Author: hyperactive police squad clown



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