Date: August 13th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Green state alpha
and he's staring at you. The whites of his eyes are more pronounced due to the dirt on his face and clothes. He has one of those WWI Doughboy helmets, and his gun's got a bayonet on it. You're getting mad because he's not blinking. Your sarge comes up and he has this big walrus mustache and he's yelling about how you boys are the finest and he wants you to charge up and over and then you'll be heroes back home and he says you'll all just love the jazz age, he knows it, but duty comes first. You look back over at Whokebe and he's still just staring at you. You have one piece of chewing gum (whatever that brand is that has "zebra" stripes and loses flavor really fast; you brought it with you from your own time and it's the only thing you have distinguishing you as a 21st century person). Do you split it with Whok or what?
Date: August 14th, 2009 11:07 AM Author: thriller amber hall kitty cat
you offer whokebe the gum. he will politely accept and slip the gum into his breast pocket. an awkward silence will intercede. without forewarning, whokebe will then leap out of the trench and attack an ottoman cavalryman. he will wrestle the ottoman man down, slit his throat, take off his uniform, and put it on.
he will mount the horse and return to the ottoman field camp. his charm and charisma will impress all and he will be appointed grand vizier of cavalrymen. then he will march INTO the sea and the ottoman cavalrymen, overwrought by whokebe's daring, will follow to their ocean graves.
months later, whokebe emerges from the sea. everyone is startled at the unfathomable development. when asked how he survived, he blows a bubble with the gum and lets it pop and then explains how he lived in a bubble under the sea until he was positive all of the ottoman cavalrymen were dead.
Date: August 14th, 2009 2:58 PM Author: swollen balding church building
dood, can I be you for a day? I would be curious to know what your stream of consciousness is like given that you come up with stuff like this without even trying.
I have oft wondered this. And whether people IRL think of him as that guy in torts who doesn't talk much, or the associate who turns in well researched but bland pleadings
Date: August 14th, 2009 3:03 PM Author: swollen balding church building
Who knows...he might be a really outgoing, witty guy or he could be one of those guys who hides his creativity IRL and lets it manifest on internet chatblogs.