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Outta My Endzone: Sport and the Territorial Anus

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485 Perhaps...
Khaki federal theatre
  11/17/09
i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has download...
Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping
  11/17/09
This is the full text
Khaki federal theatre
  11/17/09
oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.
Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping
  11/17/09
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burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an assho...
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  11/17/09
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burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homo...
bossy trailer park
  11/17/09
this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually r...
burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29...
bossy trailer park
  11/17/09
You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic ...
white center
  11/17/09
I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normati...
burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new the...
Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping
  11/17/09
See e.g. Kim Jong Il
gaped walnut meetinghouse
  11/17/09
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ferengi
  11/08/26
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Wit...
burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore* ...
burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the ...
white center
  11/17/09
"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!&q...
bossy trailer park
  11/17/09
I just got done reading it...wow.
burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of pa...
Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping
  11/17/09
"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts...
burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series ...
Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping
  11/17/09
ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.
burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones,...
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  11/17/09
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burgundy indian lodge pozpig
  11/17/09
This has to be a flame!!! "Brian Pronger"? Edi...
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  11/17/09
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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki federal theatre

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22671885/10948750239485

Perhaps the worst academic paper ever written.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291014)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping

i've seen this on the board before. but nobody has downloaded the full text yet i think.

doesn't anyone here have a university journals database subscription or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291031)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: Khaki federal theatre

This is the full text

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291043)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping

oh, holy shit. thanks. i overlooked the new link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291050)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291931)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: gaped walnut meetinghouse

I like how he call a dick a "phallus" but an asshole and asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291091)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:15 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291143)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: bossy trailer park

"The practice of competitive sport itself can have homoerotic dimensions: the contact of the playing field, the spectacle of the partially clad body, the steamy environment of the showers and locker room...I argued that men's sport allows men and boys to exclude women and girls from their all-male environments, permits them to play with each other's bodies, to surround themselves with naked men in the showers and locker cooms, to enjoy that all-male contact, without suffering the vilification that usually comes from the open acknowledgment and pursuit of masculine erotic contact, the stigma of "being homosexual.""

Holy shit I can literally envision the hard on this guy was sporting when he wrote this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291157)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

this thing was fucking PUBLISHED? Did the editors actually read this with a straight face?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291192)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: bossy trailer park

No bullshit, this seriously reads like a well written evan29 post taken straight from XOXO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291208)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: white center

You can basically write gay erotica and call it an academic paper as long as you throw in some Foucalt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291319)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

I'd prefer if you eschewed these patriarchal, hetero-normative mental framworks in favor a alteric*, homo-inclusive vocabulary.

* = his word, not mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291338)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping

i like how he uses (on page 9) the penis to create a new theory of warfare:

"It goes without saying that a limp, shriveled penis is not effective in simulating the domineering masculine organization of desire. Given that no penis can live up to its phallic boast, no matter how swollen it gets, phallocentrism finds other ways to territorialize the body: innocuously, possibly, in body building, and more despotically in the territorial violence of warfare and competitive sport, for instance."

so basically, we have war because people can't actually live up to their boasts about having 15" horsecocks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291198)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: gaped walnut meetinghouse

See e.g. Kim Jong Il

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291323)



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Date: November 8th, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#50243037)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:18 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrance_and_Phillip_in_Not_Without_My_Anus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291178)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

*signs up for bullshit sports science class as a sophomore*

*class is taught by a butch lesbo*

*opens coursepack, is horrified to find this article in the table of contents*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291232)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:25 PM
Author: white center

I thought this would be some TTT's master's thesis, but the author is tenure track at the University of Toronto, and teaches in the "Sexual Diversity Studies program."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291254)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: bossy trailer park

"Alright, kids - who's read to play some FOOTBALL?!?!"

*Cheers*

"...faggots."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291268)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:30 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

I just got done reading it...wow.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291306)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping

it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings.

you may hate gilles deleuze, but there's no way in fuck he'd have come up with shit about how an endzone is an asshole trying to keep out a simulacra of a cock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291343)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:35 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

"it kind of irritates me how the writers of these sorts of papers drag in way-overpowered thinkers as citations, and then draw absolutely ridiculous conclusions from their writings."

as it should.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291363)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping

it's like taking a jet engine and hooking it up to a series of step-down transformers and gears and rods until it functions as a motor for your pencil sharpener.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291388)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:37 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

ty, I will use this analogy in my next note.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291393)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

My favorite quote, while not as tawdry as the previous ones, came at the end of the paper.

"When, in the context of the philosophy of the limit, we consider the conventional pleasures of sport...we see the simulation of desire in the territorial project that transforms the puissance of the human connection into a pouvoir of dominance and submission. Competitive sport, therefore is a profoundly unethical way to organize desire."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291423)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13291843)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Salmon 180 garrison ratface

This has to be a flame!!!

"Brian Pronger"?

Edit: guy is real http://www.ryerson.ca/library/subjects/sexdiv/pronger.html?SEARCH=Pronger,,Brian,1953

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292350)



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Date: November 17th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig

*orders a copy of "Body Fascism" for my grandma's birthday*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#13292943)



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Umber jew



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 8:57 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping



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Date: November 18th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping



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Date: December 3rd, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: burgundy indian lodge pozpig



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: mustard hairraiser liquid oxygen church building



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Date: January 1st, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: pearly duck-like locale



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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:16 PM
Author: Supple marketing idea lay



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Date: March 8th, 2010 4:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Public Bath Gaping



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Date: March 8th, 2010 5:46 PM
Author: mustard hairraiser liquid oxygen church building

this guy is being nominated for an obama cabinet spot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#14334071)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: mustard hairraiser liquid oxygen church building



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Date: August 24th, 2010 12:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle lemon station philosopher-king



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate degenerate



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 5:32 PM
Author: light market weed whacker



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Date: September 22nd, 2010 6:24 PM
Author: Talented Pit Persian



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Date: December 6th, 2011 10:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring chocolate degenerate



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Date: November 8th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Solved



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1140498&forum_id=2#50243017)