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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
richard clock
  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
Cobalt ladyboy
  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
Floppy Mentally Impaired Dilemma
  12/11/09
this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
boyish ceo parlour
  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
richard clock
  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
aphrodisiac pit
  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
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  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
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  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
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  12/11/09
The anecdote takes place before he had become President
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  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
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  12/11/09
idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or po...
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  12/11/09
For some reason, this one is my favorite
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  07/12/10
i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
Wild therapy
  12/11/09
yeah! i agree
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  12/11/09
would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
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  12/11/09
correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
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  12/11/09
I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
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  12/11/09
That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
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  12/11/09
Because this was in Russia.
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  12/11/09
He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
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  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
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  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
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  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
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  12/11/09
this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
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  12/11/09
I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
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  12/11/09
i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, ...
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  12/11/09
To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
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  12/11/09
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  12/12/09
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  11/14/11
it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
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  12/12/09
Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
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  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
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  12/12/09
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  01/05/10
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  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
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  12/12/09
I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as t...
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
a pumo never logs into his account again. why?
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  12/12/09
I'm not sure.
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  12/12/09
I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
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  12/12/09
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  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
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  12/12/09
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  01/05/10
i have the same question.
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  01/05/10
i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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  01/05/10
Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn'...
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  01/05/10
Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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  01/23/10
ty
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  09/14/10
I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
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  01/23/10
philosphics. pure philosophics.
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  01/23/10
Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
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  01/23/10
i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
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  01/23/10
I don't think he was president yet.
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  01/24/10
Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
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  01/24/10
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i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
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  01/24/10
he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
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  02/03/10
something about prezidents.
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  02/03/10
i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at...
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  02/25/10
*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westla...
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  02/25/10
The converted coal into oil.
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  03/08/10
I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned ...
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  03/09/10
My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
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  04/07/10
he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
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the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the...
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  05/01/10
It appears that this event predated his ascension to the ova...
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  05/01/10
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  05/01/10
are you the first pumo
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  05/14/10
why not?
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  05/14/10
good point. this story must be fake.
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  05/15/10
the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
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  05/27/10
he wasn't president yet
out-of-control iridescent psychic
  06/17/10
HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
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  06/17/10
no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
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  06/17/10
brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
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  07/12/10
Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
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  07/12/10
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  07/12/10
Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness i...
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  07/12/10
no one knows
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  07/12/10
Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de ...
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  07/17/10
THIS THREAD SUCKS
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  08/19/10
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  08/20/10
lol ty
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  11/11/11
it was before he was elected.
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  09/14/10
I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
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  09/30/10
...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
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  09/30/10
I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
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  11/25/10
President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
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  11/25/10
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  11/25/10
this was before he was president
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  11/25/10
dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
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  01/21/11
Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
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  01/21/11
tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
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  09/09/11
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  11/11/11
It was probably because he never understood why everything h...
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  11/11/11
this thread won't die
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  11/14/11
couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS ...
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  12/12/09
I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of ...
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  12/12/09
WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1
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  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
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  12/12/09
p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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  02/25/10
all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat t...
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  12/11/09
Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this ...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FAT...
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  12/12/09
Should have just said he was the President.
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
flame?
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  12/12/09
after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. ...
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  02/03/10
nice
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  04/22/10
I love this thread.
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  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
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  12/11/09
underrated post
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  12/12/09
cr
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  12/12/09
or summoned an HHM?
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  12/11/09
William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
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  12/11/09
lol. this thread took off
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  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
I think so. It doesn't even make sense though because IRL h...
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  01/05/10
p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
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  12/12/09
dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards. also, he ...
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  12/12/09
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richard clock
  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
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  12/12/09
this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he wa...
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  12/12/09
Proof that fats gain it back.
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  12/12/09
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  12/15/09
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  12/28/09
180 fucking thread
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  01/05/10
after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
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  01/05/10
Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because ...
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"after his presidency,..."
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  01/05/10
I think this was after he was prez
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I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered ...
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180 ofs
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p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: richard clock

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Cobalt ladyboy

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Floppy Mentally Impaired Dilemma

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: boyish ceo parlour

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: richard clock

think this was before he was prez

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pit

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: blue wonderful trailer park

I don't think he was president yet dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Overrated sable lodge cumskin

I hear that this was before he was president.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Gold menage volcanic crater

maybe it happened before he was president

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted poppy community account lay

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mexican

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Transparent Candlestick Maker Dingle Berry

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Very Tactful Site

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling striped hyena

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Wild therapy

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: deranged judgmental theatre

yeah! i agree

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: flesh crotch famous landscape painting

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: impertinent ruby goal in life field

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Supple startled kitchen

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Dun Set Wagecucks

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: titillating lemon boistinker

Because this was in Russia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: fragrant bonkers ticket booth

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Brindle frum milk masturbator

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: misunderstood gay national idiot

i think this dood has a valid point

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: Dark doctorate associate

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: odious tanning salon

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: thirsty market giraffe

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: copper blathering heaven shitlib

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: Cerebral senate degenerate

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: Dun Set Wagecucks

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Comical Low-t Telephone Cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: Rose Mewling Office

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: 180 cerise mood cuckold

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: excitant hateful hell tank

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: racy gay wizard area

suck my cock faggot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: vivacious regret

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Cheese-eating Business Firm

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: buff misanthropic marketing idea property

i know, right?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: Crystalline Background Story Sex Offender

You seem dumb.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: misunderstood gay national idiot

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: bateful legend institution

I'm not sure.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: claret national security agency chapel

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Grizzly mind-boggling nowag mother



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Bronze irradiated locale preventive strike

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Green disgusting sanctuary electric furnace

readingcomppwned

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: racy gay wizard area

i have the same question.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: motley chest-beating people who are hurt

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: Aromatic Hissy Fit Police Squad

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shaky azn

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Stain Church Building

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Charcoal university round eye

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: racy gay wizard area

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: khaki splenetic hall water buffalo

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: excitant hateful hell tank

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Overrated sable lodge cumskin

I don't think he was president yet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: saffron yarmulke base

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: arrogant toilet seat resort

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: deep medicated spot

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Useless pistol

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: ebony brunch son of senegal

something about prezidents.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Rose Mewling Office

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: out-of-control iridescent psychic

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: federal red pisswyrm

The converted coal into oil.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: cordovan skinny woman

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Overrated sable lodge cumskin

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Azure Old Irish Cottage New Version

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: out-of-control iridescent psychic

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Filthy up-to-no-good sandwich

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Provocative jet church

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: racy gay wizard area

are you the first pumo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

why not?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: spruce crackhouse

good point. this story must be fake.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: out-of-control iridescent psychic

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: out-of-control iridescent psychic

he wasn't president yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: lake laser beams

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: out-of-control iridescent psychic

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: naked sexy space jewess

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: big sienna liquid oxygen

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Mint Whorehouse Prole

tcr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Bearded self-absorbed patrolman nursing home

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: amethyst den messiness

no one knows

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Nofapping plaza private investor

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: copper blathering heaven shitlib

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: Domesticated Brilliant Range

lol ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Stain Church Building

it was before he was elected.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: out-of-control iridescent psychic

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: alcoholic free-loading stag film knife

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: frozen meetinghouse

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Angry Idea He Suggested Step-uncle's House

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: racy gay wizard area

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: out-of-control iridescent psychic

this was before he was president

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: Histrionic tantric jap parlor

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Exciting garrison

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: Disrespectful soggy gaming laptop

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Hairless Haunted Graveyard Shrine

Faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: Bright chad

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: Trip jew

this thread won't die

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: hairraiser pea-brained station faggotry

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mexican

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Clear State Sound Barrier

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Native Blood Rage

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Slate public bath

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Native Blood Rage

hell yeah

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Elite Stimulating Box Office

You misspelled 6th grade

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: misunderstood gay national idiot

me too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Contagious nubile gunner

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Very Tactful Site

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Thriller Puce Native Blood Rage

tcr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Contagious nubile gunner

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Contagious nubile gunner

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Elite Stimulating Box Office

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: zombie-like glittery cruise ship

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: drunken piazza

tyft

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Supple startled kitchen

cr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Cobalt ladyboy

Should have just said he was the President.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mexican

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Dark doctorate associate

yea, ty for this gem

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: copper blathering heaven shitlib



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525724)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: aqua pontificating hunting ground



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525746)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Supple startled kitchen



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: idiotic mischievous tattoo goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: Obsidian Lascivious Digit Ratio Home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: diverse pink newt

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: richard clock

flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Useless pistol

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: chrome adventurous mad-dog skullcap point

nice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Brindle frum milk masturbator

I love this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Walnut Laughsome Factory Reset Button Stead

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: Navy school cafeteria pozpig

underrated post

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Dun Set Wagecucks

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: marvelous cyan center love of her life

or summoned an HHM?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Charismatic forum circlehead

criminally underrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: Stirring ape indirect expression



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: richard clock

lol. this thread took off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: bull headed aggressive address halford

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pit



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: bateful legend institution

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: magical vibrant bbw nibblets

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mauve Stage

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: richard clock

tbf, dood is really fat

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Mauve Stage

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: electric orchestra pit

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: passionate mad cow disease

Proof that fats gain it back.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Cobalt ladyboy

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: copper blathering heaven shitlib



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: flushed gas station puppy

...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: idiotic mischievous tattoo goyim

180 fucking thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: plum black woman

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Useless Brakes Place Of Business

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: lime heady corn cake

"after his presidency,..."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Flickering Appetizing Useless Brakes Place Of Business

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

I think this was after he was prez

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: Aromatic Hissy Fit Police Squad

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: Aromatic Hissy Fit Police Squad

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Ruddy flatulent bawdyhouse

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: Dun Set Wagecucks

180 ofs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: Talking stubborn indian lodge

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: Floppy Mentally Impaired Dilemma

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: apoplectic dashing house juggernaut



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: rebellious chocolate principal's office

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: doobsian stage twinkling uncleanness

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: cream abode

http://bit.ly/sAS690

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344940)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author: cream abode



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Stirring ape indirect expression

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: Bistre exhilarant hospital



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

Nice moniker dude

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Talking stubborn indian lodge



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: saffron yarmulke base

This is more like it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: razzle cowardly genital piercing corner



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: offensive soul-stirring library

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: Rose Mewling Office

erroneous

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

no u

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: Talking stubborn indian lodge

there's like 1 rating you twit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Ruddy flatulent bawdyhouse

no. its seriously awesome

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: copper blathering heaven shitlib

this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643531)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: federal red pisswyrm



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Clear State Sound Barrier

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Rose Mewling Office

he was rather talented

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Carmine bearded trust fund



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible ratface



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: motley chest-beating people who are hurt

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789558)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Carmine bearded trust fund



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: Arousing adulterous dog poop theater stage

holy shit how had i never seen this before

180180180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

stfu and make ur contribution up there

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: richard clock

the story was pretty good too

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Date: November 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Floppy Mentally Impaired Dilemma



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pit



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Sticky turquoise persian location

nice bump pumod00d

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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

i know

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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Dun Set Wagecucks



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: vermilion big-titted school selfie

...

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Date: September 14th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: aqua pontificating hunting ground



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Author: doobsian stage twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author: white massive coffee pot brethren

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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: vigorous pervert

EPIC

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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: Ungodly Violent Quadroon

ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed infuriating temple

ah enlightenment

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author: Spectacular henna wrinkle

I just learned this nugget as well.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: Cobalt ladyboy



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pit



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: Disrespectful soggy gaming laptop

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17750992)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: Peach

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751202)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: Elite Stimulating Box Office

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751366)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author: Lilac filthpig

lol

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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: richard clock

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: Talented impressive



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403622)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344888)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: Domesticated Brilliant Range



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344914)