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aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
it's not what it looks like
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
honey, honey. please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; ...
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide ...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. lo...
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
lol, provo?
Ivory Space Jap
  12/17/09
weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat o...
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
you're right. i'm sorry.
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't car...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
*texts audrey back*
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.
Judgmental claret school
  12/17/09
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shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/05/10
i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb."...
geriatric juggernaut
  09/05/11
Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout...
Trip naked box office
  09/06/11
what did I do???
Passionate bespoke stage
  12/17/09
Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, an...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!
Passionate bespoke stage
  12/17/09
You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's ju...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
*shrugs* *goes back to playing MW2*
Passionate bespoke stage
  12/17/09
*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears* *stomps out ...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
lulz
balding titillating shitlib sanctuary
  03/12/10
Wasn't me.
sick slate library dog poop
  12/17/09
Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best frie...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
Just settle down, settle down, settle down! I'll give you...
sick slate library dog poop
  12/17/09
I do!!! *squeals*
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
180
irradiated background story
  12/17/09
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curious skinny woman
  11/05/10
180
Alcoholic headpube
  11/05/10
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Trip naked box office
  09/06/11
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Trip naked box office
  09/06/11
*slaps you in the face* Shut up bitch. I told you I don't w...
Black Sadistic Ape Giraffe
  12/17/09
*casts eyes downward* *a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my f...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
See, we're both happier when you know your place.
Black Sadistic Ape Giraffe
  12/17/09
*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
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lurid anal narrative
  07/03/11
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Indigo parlor community account
  07/03/11
u suck mah cock boy
Indecent address
  12/17/09
180 thread
Obsidian Well-lubricated Turdskin Karate
  12/17/09
Don't be mad, baby *starts erotically massaging your shou...
Vibrant Stain Garrison
  12/17/09
I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE a...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
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insane factory reset button electric furnace
  12/08/10
What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ag...
Vibrant Stain Garrison
  12/17/09
Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that ...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for ...
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the b...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't gra...
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going...
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?
apoplectic outnumbered whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  11/05/10
She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fau...
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/05/10
lol true
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/11
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Indigo parlor community account
  07/03/11
That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.
Plum cracking school cafeteria
  12/17/09
all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always...
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who wou...
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
nah men only cheat when their gfs say no
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably ab...
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move...
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.
Alcoholic headpube
  11/05/10
holy shit askav you need better gfs
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
lol you ain't lyin'.
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
t,oc,itcr
exciting cobalt crotch
  12/17/09
lol
umber heady private investor
  01/12/11
LOL
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/11
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Stirring lake patrolman
  01/12/11
true lulz
Filthy French Hairy Legs
  01/12/11
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Alcoholic headpube
  01/12/11
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Floppy bat shit crazy cruise ship pocket flask
  01/12/11
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Floppy bat shit crazy cruise ship pocket flask
  09/06/11
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stimulating step-uncle's house gaming laptop
  01/02/12
*commits to a life of celibacy*
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
*raeps you*
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
*pwns you by having installed rapex*
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
PWN PWN PWN
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
*was raeping your butt*
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with you...
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device....
Brilliant Big Rigpig
  12/17/09
*cums in your ass*
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
my gf would never pull this shit
pale telephone
  12/17/09
I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
lol, as if i need prodding
pale telephone
  12/17/09
girls that do shit like this are not really people
Black Sadistic Ape Giraffe
  12/17/09
they're usually good for make-up sex
mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.
aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
posting in an epic thread
Exhilarant Nofapping Gas Station
  12/17/09
Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to part...
green odious boiling water tattoo
  12/17/09
babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?
flirting azure crackhouse
  12/17/09
The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.
Blue Kitty International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/17/09
That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conv...
green odious boiling water tattoo
  12/17/09
:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone ...
Embarrassed to the bone hissy fit
  03/12/10
LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.
Histrionic Zippy Liquid Oxygen
  11/05/10
lolol
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/05/10
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green odious boiling water tattoo
  09/05/11
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aphrodisiac locale
  12/17/09
Why? *polishes husband of the year trophey*
Bright hell national security agency
  12/17/09
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aphrodisiac locale
  12/18/09
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aphrodisiac locale
  01/02/10
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aphrodisiac locale
  03/12/10
sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the &l...
territorial cumskin mad cow disease
  03/12/10
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aphrodisiac locale
  04/09/10
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copper concupiscible reading party depressive
  04/15/10
this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)
slap-happy office toaster
  04/15/10
still a 180 thread, really
slap-happy office toaster
  11/05/10
fuck.
slap-happy office toaster
  12/08/10
lolololol
slap-happy office toaster
  07/29/11
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lurid anal narrative
  07/29/11
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Exhilarant Nofapping Gas Station
  05/10/10
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lurid anal narrative
  07/09/10
This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.
contagious magenta national
  07/09/10
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shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  11/05/10
Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other gu...
Vivacious aquamarine idiot
  11/05/10
HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.
Laughsome dopamine preventive strike
  11/05/10
I miss my girlfriend. :( She is nice. :)
Bright hell national security agency
  11/05/10
holy fucking jesus this is EERIE
Bateful Philosopher-king Mexican
  11/05/10
180 thread.
Alcoholic headpube
  11/05/10
This is good work
Frozen razzle parlour becky
  11/05/10
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Exhilarant Nofapping Gas Station
  11/05/10
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territorial cumskin mad cow disease
  12/08/10
Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/11
i love this thread
Filthy French Hairy Legs
  01/12/11
ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it tho...
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/11
i feel ya
Filthy French Hairy Legs
  01/12/11
Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! C...
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/11
lol ty
Stirring lake patrolman
  01/12/11
tyft
Slippery Associate Temple
  01/12/11
is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex ...
Stirring lake patrolman
  01/12/11
no
shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap
  01/12/11
i can think of very real examples of that
Slippery Associate Temple
  01/12/11
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Amethyst principal's office
  01/12/11
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Indigo parlor community account
  06/04/11
Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.
snowy public bath
  07/03/11
man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7...
beady-eyed theater
  07/03/11
you know what to do brother
splenetic avocado casino
  07/03/11
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Indigo parlor community account
  07/29/11
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Indigo parlor community account
  09/02/11
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adventurous deranged stag film
  09/05/11
lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR
Henna Corner
  09/05/11
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Floppy bat shit crazy cruise ship pocket flask
  09/06/11
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Trip naked box office
  09/06/11
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splenetic avocado casino
  11/15/11
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dead soul-stirring athletic conference
  11/15/11
god what a great poaster
Indigo parlor community account
  11/15/11
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lurid anal narrative
  01/02/12
can we please talk about how awesome this thread is
Stirring lake patrolman
  01/12/12


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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578614)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

it's not what it looks like

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578616)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Oh, really?! REALLY?! So it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you get a text from your ex, and it's not what it "LOOKS LIKE" when you go to the BATHROOM to respond and you LOCK THE DOOR even though I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO LET ME IN? IF YOU WERE USING THE RESTROOM, WOULDN'T I HAVE SMELLED IT WHEN I CAME IN?!?!?!?!

And then you don't SHOW ME the text and say that I'm being INSANE and PARANOID? LIKE THAT'S NOT HURTFUL TO ME?! YOU *KNOW* MY DAD USED TO SAY THAT!! GOD I FUCKING *HATE* YOU!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578627)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

honey, honey.

please chill out. okay look i'll tell you; i can see that you're upset.

i was texting a friend about what to get you for christmas. i didn't want to show you cuz then you'd know what i was thinking of getting you. i didn't mean to act so suspicious. i just didn't want to ruin the surprise. can you forgive me?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578652)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

I don't *believe* you. Let me see the text. You can hide the word with your thumb. If you actually care about my feelings, AT ALL, you will SHOW me ALL of the texts you sent this person and you can just hide anything that relates to Christmas with your thumb.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

you can have my phone. i already deleted it though. here. look at whatever you want.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578691)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Uh huh? Uh huh? *rifles through furiously* I don't give a fuck about your STUPID FANTASY FOOTBALL TRADES OKAY! What good is this if you didn't KEEP the texts? And I'm not supposed to be SUSPICIOUS? *REALLY*? Okay, so you wouldn't be suspicious if *I* deleted all of *my* texts when you ask for them, right? No, and it's not like you've EVER done that either, it's not like you asked to see *MY* texts from when my ex was visiting that weekend you were gone to Provo on your stupid "RETREAT" with AUDREY SLUT'S-HER-FACE! Oh, yeah, THAT is TOTALLY justified, but THIS is. And don't even TRY to say it's because you found his t-shirt here, YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT T-SHIRT AND I'VE ALWAYS KEPT IT! This is the *same, thing,* okay?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578730)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Ivory Space Jap

lol, provo?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578737)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

weird that they'd let him bring slut-her-face to a retreat of faith!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578770)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

you're right. i'm sorry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Ugh, whatever. Just leave me alone, you obviously don't care about me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578762)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

*texts audrey back*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578765)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:56 PM
Author: Judgmental claret school

oh hey, my ex-gf. I didn't know you poasted.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579428)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477167)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:11 PM
Author: geriatric juggernaut

i lol'd at "you can hide the word with your thumb." This shit was great

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911875)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Trip naked box office

Natalie Family (SUNY Binghamton graduate and UCI Law dropout) regularly confesses to doing abhorrent things on this forum. She's posted about how she shoplifted hundreds of dollars of items for no reason, lies to men about being pregnant to get the abortion money, and lies to her family about being pregnant for attention. I don't think potential employers or schools should consider her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917703)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Passionate bespoke stage

what did I do???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Just . . . just forget it, okay? It doesn't even matter, anyway. I'm just being stupid, right? "Oh, Cynthia's being ridiculous again guys, let me go try to calm her down! She's such a stupid bitch!" Right? Well PLEASE, by ALL MEANS, don't let me KEEP you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578643)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Passionate bespoke stage

JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578650)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

You know what, it's nothing that you did, okay Ted? It's just what you didn't do. I'm over it, I guess. It's no big deal. I'm stupid for expecting anything.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578672)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Passionate bespoke stage

*shrugs*

*goes back to playing MW2*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578686)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

*looks at you, eyes bright with uncried tears*

*stomps out of room into bathroom, locks door*

*sobs weakly*

*texts picture of my tits to guy who flirted with me at a bar*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578698)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: balding titillating shitlib sanctuary

lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14367826)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: sick slate library dog poop

Wasn't me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578629)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Oh, it wasn't you? Oh, okay. So I guess when my *best friend* TELLS ME EXPLICITLY that she saw you talking to another girl in your class and "smiling like you knew her," I am just supposed to assume that that wasn't you? Okay, great. So you're calling my friend a liar. I'm SO GLAD to know how you feel about my friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: sick slate library dog poop

Just settle down, settle down, settle down!

I'll give you candy, give you diamonds, give you pills

Give you anything you want

Hundred-dollar bills

I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see

Just marry me marry me marry me!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578688)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

I do!!! *squeals*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578742)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: irradiated background story

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579458)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: curious skinny woman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477580)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477618)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Trip naked box office

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917705)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Trip naked box office

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Black Sadistic Ape Giraffe

*slaps you in the face*

Shut up bitch. I told you I don't want to hear it. Now clean this fucking house.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578651)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

*casts eyes downward*

*a Mona Lisa smile creeps across my face*

*turns and walks to linen closet*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578678)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Black Sadistic Ape Giraffe

See, we're both happier when you know your place.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578719)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

*soundlessly goes about work, trying not to be obtrusive*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578776)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: Indigo parlor community account



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411906)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Indecent address

u suck mah cock boy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578681)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Well-lubricated Turdskin Karate

180 thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578693)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Vibrant Stain Garrison

Don't be mad, baby

*starts erotically massaging your shoulders*

*lands little kisses on the back of your neck*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578738)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

I hope you know I'm on my period. *glares*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578746)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

What if I told you I was a fan of the Detroit Red Wings?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578804)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

I see. So it's not bad enough that I am HORRIBLY INSECURE about my period, but you want to eat me out during? Like I could even FEEL GOOD during that, when ALL I'm thinking about is how DISGUSTING you must think I am? Do you have any idea what it's like to BLEED down there? And I'm supposed to let you TOUCH me when I'm like that? WITH YOUR *TONGUE*?! God what is WRONG with you! Do you do that with OTHER girls?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578822)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:48 PM
Author: insane factory reset button electric furnace



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant Stain Garrison

What?? You said you were on your period a week and a half ago...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578824)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Um, NO, I didn't, Donald. As a matter of fact, I said that *SUSAN* was on her period and that I thought it was WEIRD that she was on her period because we ALWAYS have our periods at the SAME TIME and I *didn't* have my period at that time and I was EVEN on the *white* pills on my birth control and it still wasn't COMING and I said that I was SCARED that I might be PREGNANT but APPARENTLY you don't listen when I talk, is that it?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578837)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

I just wanted to see if you would find me less of a man for rootin' for a team like that...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578855)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Whatever. You're such an asshole sometimes. Today on the bus a man grabbed my ass and I didn't pull away.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578865)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

Can you RATE him? Did he squeeze hard? God, a man hasn't grabbed my ass since high school football (no homo)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578882)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

*sneers* I always think that about you sometimes. I'm going out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578890)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: apoplectic outnumbered whorehouse fortuitous meteor

MOAR. does she cheat when she is out?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477978)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

She just grinds on several dudes. Considers it her bf's fault.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477992)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

lol true

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:24 PM
Author: Indigo parlor community account



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Plum cracking school cafeteria

That first convo is pretty terrifyingly accurate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578791)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

all women are crazy. the challenge is to find one who always says yes to sex.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

and maybe all men cheat? and you should find the one who would hide it best?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578813)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

nah men only cheat when their gfs say no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578823)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

i don't think cheating is about sex per se; it's probably about wanting to break free of the relationshipal chains and to experience the hunt, to pwn strange or something.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578842)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

getting shot down by your gf is a good enough reason to move on.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578857)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube

This doesn't seem right. No, I think it is all about sex.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

holy shit askav you need better gfs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578832)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

lol you ain't lyin'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578848)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: exciting cobalt crotch

t,oc,itcr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578929)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:00 PM
Author: umber heady private investor

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036901)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036907)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Stirring lake patrolman



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Filthy French Hairy Legs

true lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036915)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:49 PM
Author: Floppy bat shit crazy cruise ship pocket flask



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:25 AM
Author: Floppy bat shit crazy cruise ship pocket flask



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 12:21 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

*commits to a life of celibacy*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578899)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

*raeps you*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578900)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

*pwns you by having installed rapex*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578908)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

PWN PWN PWN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578910)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

*was raeping your butt*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

*had rapex installed in every orifice, pwnee*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578918)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

dood, it's like a tampon, so it only stays in place with your vaginal muscles. in your ass, it would just go further up your rectum into your bowels.

*gleefully fucks your ass*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578939)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Big Rigpig

you seem to have done a lot of research on the rapex device.

*reports you to the fbi*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578951)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

*cums in your ass*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578953)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: pale telephone

my gf would never pull this shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578921)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

I think that that sentiment deserves its own post, EAP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578930)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: pale telephone

lol, as if i need prodding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: Black Sadistic Ape Giraffe

girls that do shit like this are not really people

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578937)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling twinkling uncleanness

they're usually good for make-up sex

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578943)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale

Neither are girls who don't, Alia. Duh.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13578981)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nofapping Gas Station

posting in an epic thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: green odious boiling water tattoo

Outstanding work all around. I'm sad I came too late to participate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579464)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:15 PM
Author: flirting azure crackhouse

babe you're sure your not just PMSing again?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579526)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: Blue Kitty International Law Enforcement Agency

The first conversation sent chills down my spine. Woah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579530)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 3:25 PM
Author: green odious boiling water tattoo

That's the one that did it for me. I have had that same conversation almost verbatim. Fun times.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13579570)



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Date: March 12th, 2010 7:21 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone hissy fit

:\ I can't convince my girlfriend that I could find someone to cheat on her with. Sometimes I dress up and tell her I'm going out with some friends and then just go grocery shopping and study in the parking lot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368976)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Zippy Liquid Oxygen

LOLOLOLOLOL awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477229)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

lolol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477643)



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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:21 PM
Author: green odious boiling water tattoo



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:40 PM
Author: Bright hell national security agency

Why?

*polishes husband of the year trophey*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#13583258)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac locale



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Date: January 2nd, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac locale



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Date: March 12th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: territorial cumskin mad cow disease

sexual jealously wastes too much of your energy. free the <3

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14368089)



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Date: April 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac locale



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Date: April 15th, 2010 4:54 PM
Author: copper concupiscible reading party depressive



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Date: April 15th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: slap-happy office toaster

this is mean and wrong, but lol (i suppose)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#14722023)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: slap-happy office toaster

still a 180 thread, really

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477160)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: slap-happy office toaster

fuck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16762779)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:22 PM
Author: slap-happy office toaster

lolololol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18639706)



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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:37 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)



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Date: May 10th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nofapping Gas Station



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: contagious magenta national

This thread always seemed a little nuts to me. I love askav.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#15457533)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 5th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: Vivacious aquamarine idiot

Did she say there were other guys there? Were there other guys there?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477243)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:11 PM
Author: Laughsome dopamine preventive strike

HOLY FUCK AT THAT FIRST ONE. HOLY FUCK.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477572)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:14 PM
Author: Bright hell national security agency

I miss my girlfriend. :(

She is nice. :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477590)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Bateful Philosopher-king Mexican

holy fucking jesus this is EERIE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477608)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic headpube

180 thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477638)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:16 PM
Author: Frozen razzle parlour becky

This is good work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#16477981)



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Date: November 5th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Nofapping Gas Station



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Date: December 8th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: territorial cumskin mad cow disease



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:55 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

Seems like an appropriate time to bump this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036857)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: Filthy French Hairy Legs

i love this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036865)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:57 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

ty. I really wish I didn't have the capacity to make it though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036874)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 1:58 PM
Author: Filthy French Hairy Legs

i feel ya

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:03 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

Ah well. Memory of this species of crazy already fading! Current gf shtick, when it sucks, sucks for different reasons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036923)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:01 PM
Author: Stirring lake patrolman

lol ty

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:05 PM
Author: Slippery Associate Temple

tyft

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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Stirring lake patrolman

is it sad that that the thread title has me imagining an ex who's stomping her foot on the word "MAD"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17036931)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:28 PM
Author: shaky lascivious brunch mad-dog skullcap

no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037115)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: Slippery Associate Temple

i can think of very real examples of that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#17037213)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 2:48 PM
Author: Amethyst principal's office



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Date: June 4th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Indigo parlor community account



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:17 PM
Author: snowy public bath

Fuck you. Imma go play xbox downstairs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411866)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater

man current gf has claimed i don't care about her at least 7 times now, and wants to talk and talk and talk about how little i care for her and how thoughtless i am.

ATD? wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18411894)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 6:23 PM
Author: splenetic avocado casino

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Date: July 29th, 2011 8:11 PM
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Date: September 5th, 2011 4:09 PM
Author: Henna Corner

lol sometimes but then i just love her MOAR

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18911871)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:23 AM
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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:26 AM
Author: Trip naked box office

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#18917702)



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Date: November 15th, 2011 10:31 PM
Author: Indigo parlor community account

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Date: January 12th, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: Stirring lake patrolman

can we please talk about how awesome this thread is

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167468&forum_id=2#19771755)