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Greatest night of my life last night. I am OFFICIALLY engaged!!

Taking questions.
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
sorry to hear that, friend
doobsian people who are hurt
  12/25/09
did she say yes
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
That's generally how it works.
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
did u bang afterward?
doobsian people who are hurt
  12/25/09
Yes. It was really late, but she pulled out all the stops f...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
what does a girl do to "pull out all the stops"?
adulterous dashing dopamine
  12/25/09
Start with a blow job to completion and swallow the load. T...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
I like how your "romantic" positions are reverse c...
bronze appetizing headpube
  12/25/09
These are the best positions
Violent address mother
  12/25/09
yes...i find romance is best accentuated by those positions ...
Histrionic charcoal wagecucks stain
  12/25/09
beta.
stirring twinkling uncleanness
  12/25/09
I agree that they are the best positions, just odd choices f...
bronze appetizing headpube
  12/25/09
did she cry? was she surprised? did you do it in public or i...
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
I stopped at a place where I took her on our first date - a ...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
how did u meet her? interwebs?
doobsian people who are hurt
  12/25/09
No. At a New Years eve party 3 years ago. Well, just under...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
you faggot, you should have waited until new years eve
adulterous dashing dopamine
  12/25/09
I did that to SURPRISE her. If she was expecting the propos...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
"shaking like a leaf and cried intensely" - fuck y...
maroon marketing idea persian
  12/25/09
It was pretty cool. I was really nervous driving over, but ...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
thats perfect
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
did u bang afterward?
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
didnt you learn just last week how her hotter best friend wa...
maroon marketing idea persian
  12/25/09
No, he made that up.
mischievous stimulating pistol liquid oxygen
  12/25/09
wut?
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
I hope you're a girl. Better get a prenup.
Abusive Locale
  12/25/09
Dood, she makes over 85k a year and shops at Target and TJ M...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
what do you make?
Pea-brained adventurous institution knife
  12/25/09
I am on a year deferral. I am making 100k this year. Next ...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
oh ok, you are in biglaw. what i notice with these hot sh...
Pea-brained adventurous institution knife
  12/25/09
My fiancee actually has to dress up for work every day becau...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
still, you know what i mean.
Pea-brained adventurous institution knife
  12/25/09
pharma sales?
pink principal's office
  12/25/09
Yes.
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
by visiting doctors, she is probably banging them to get the...
Rose multi-billionaire
  12/25/09
LOL. I trust her, besides, she and all her work friends fuc...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
pls describe ur fiance
doobsian people who are hurt
  12/25/09
I have done this on multiple occassions already. http://w...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
He poasted this pic: http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7...
chestnut concupiscible set
  12/25/09
they will make a beautiful couple http://img195.imageshac...
doobsian people who are hurt
  12/25/09
roffle
chestnut concupiscible set
  12/25/09
Who is that? Her mom even looks better than that.
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
how much was the engagement ring?
sick fluffy center
  12/25/09
$8500, but only because I put side diamonds on - $7500 is an...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
/facepalms
Violent address mother
  12/25/09
how old are each of you. what does she do for a living? what...
maroon marketing idea persian
  12/25/09
I just turned 30. She is 28. She is in pharmaceutical sale...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
how hot is the younger sister
maroon marketing idea persian
  12/25/09
does she deal percocet?
sick fluffy center
  12/25/09
Not sure if that's her company. I know she moves a lot of a...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
u sound f'ing beta
Splenetic 180 french chef
  12/25/09
ty i just came in this thread and searched to see if anyone ...
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
lol. If truly loving a woman makes me beta - GUILTY as CHAR...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
did your 2 minute speech at least include some negging
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
Uh, no. WTF is wrong with you dude?
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
you're lucky she said yes
sick fluffy center
  12/25/09
how did you get her to say yes? did you drop it on the groun...
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
Dude, you have got to STOP watching those pick-up artist sho...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
did you at least get the ring a size too small and tell her ...
Fighting bawdyhouse rigor
  12/25/09
You are on fire in this thread no, literally. *Runs up...
Nubile razzle-dazzle pocket flask site
  12/25/09
how do you know she is the one? how many long term gfs pr...
Pea-brained adventurous institution knife
  12/25/09
Good question. I dated a girl for 2 years in HS - junior ...
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
awww. you sound nice.
Pea-brained adventurous institution knife
  12/25/09
infectious
pink principal's office
  12/25/09
RLY? I like my spelling better.
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
coughFAGGOTcough
maroon marketing idea persian
  12/25/09
aw congrats!
bull headed twinkling yarmulke
  12/25/09
Cool, good luck. My boss was married for about 20 years, ...
pink principal's office
  12/25/09
WTF? Now, THAT IS BETA.
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
longest bothered post ever?
Rose multi-billionaire
  12/25/09
easily
Umber Heaven Chad
  12/25/09
complete nonsequitur. it's like someone said, "bothered...
Ocher Stage Coffee Pot
  12/25/09
That sucks bro
Underhanded travel guidebook
  12/25/09
congrats dood
Low-t drab casino
  12/25/09
ty
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
Youre never going to finish an iron man now are you
Rose multi-billionaire
  12/25/09
congrats dooder
vivacious translucent tank toaster
  12/25/09
ty
Abnormal Coldplay Fan
  12/25/09
Why are you marrying a 28 year-old? yuck.
diverse tan partner
  12/25/09
How many exes does she have? Will she invite any of them to...
trip hyperventilating useless brakes
  12/25/09
Congrats. Sneakily one of the better poster
mustard thirsty brunch hairy legs
  12/25/09
how many babbies are you gonna have her shit out?
maroon marketing idea persian
  12/25/09
congrats man!!!!!
Heady temple round eye
  12/25/09
sucks for you dude. I hope she isn't an American.
Motley stage
  12/25/09
game over, faggot
Histrionic charcoal wagecucks stain
  12/25/09
guy i know on facebook just changed his relationship status ...
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  12/25/09
NIGGER APE
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  12/25/09
Congratulations dood. Your story of how you proposed and th...
Laughsome quadroon sandwich
  12/25/09
I do wish I was him. Except if I got engaged, I wouldn't spe...
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  12/25/09


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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:12 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Taking questions.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643389)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:12 AM
Author: doobsian people who are hurt

sorry to hear that, friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643391)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:12 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

did she say yes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643392)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

That's generally how it works.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643393)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:13 AM
Author: doobsian people who are hurt

did u bang afterward?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643394)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:15 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Yes. It was really late, but she pulled out all the stops for an hour long fucking session.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643403)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: adulterous dashing dopamine

what does a girl do to "pull out all the stops"?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643532)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Start with a blow job to completion and swallow the load. Then keep licking it until it gets hard again. Get on top and ride facing the other direction. Pause and beg for doggy. Fuck in doggy until we both cum. Then bust the blindfold and hand ties out for me. Tease me a bit and then eventually fuck the shit out of me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643547)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: bronze appetizing headpube

I like how your "romantic" positions are reverse cowgirl and doggy. She must have felt so warm and fuzzy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643641)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: Violent address mother

These are the best positions

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644397)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: Histrionic charcoal wagecucks stain

yes...i find romance is best accentuated by those positions in which eye contact is an impossibility

his marriage is doomed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644520)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: stirring twinkling uncleanness

beta.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644626)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: bronze appetizing headpube

I agree that they are the best positions, just odd choices for sex that I would assume would be more romantic in nature than most

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13645685)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:14 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

did she cry? was she surprised? did you do it in public or in private

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643396)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:18 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

I stopped at a place where I took her on our first date - a park with a beautiful view of the river. I dropped to a knee and did it there. She started shaking like a leaf and cried intensely.

The place was only 10 minutes away from her parents Xmas eve party where we went immediately after. About 35-50 relatives of her's were there. She got to be an attention whore. It was great.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643412)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:21 AM
Author: doobsian people who are hurt

how did u meet her? interwebs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643417)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:23 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

No. At a New Years eve party 3 years ago. Well, just under 3 years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643424)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: adulterous dashing dopamine

you faggot, you should have waited until new years eve

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643536)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

I did that to SURPRISE her. If she was expecting the proposal - I knew this would throw her off because NYE was the obvious choice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643549)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: maroon marketing idea persian

"shaking like a leaf and cried intensely" - fuck yeah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643450)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:37 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

It was pretty cool. I was really nervous driving over, but I got all sorts of cool and serious right before I delivered my over rehearsed 2 minute speech.

With all modesty, I was fucking suave.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643468)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

thats perfect

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643471)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:14 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

did u bang afterward?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643397)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: maroon marketing idea persian

didnt you learn just last week how her hotter best friend wants your cock

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643407)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: mischievous stimulating pistol liquid oxygen

No, he made that up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643410)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:20 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

wut?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643413)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:53 AM
Author: Abusive Locale

I hope you're a girl. Better get a prenup.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643506)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Dood, she makes over 85k a year and shops at Target and TJ Maxx. She doesn't own a pocket book over $100.

She should be the one insisting on a pre-nup.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643539)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:03 AM
Author: Pea-brained adventurous institution knife

what do you make?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643540)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

I am on a year deferral. I am making 100k this year. Next year I should make 130k - it should have been more, but they have decreased starting salaries.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643553)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:08 AM
Author: Pea-brained adventurous institution knife

oh ok, you are in biglaw.

what i notice with these hot shot type boy professions is that they come with huge costs too that ppl like your fiance prolly don't have, e.g. dry cleaning costs, drinking costs w/ppl from work, and at the end of the day, they don't even end up saving much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643558)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:12 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

My fiancee actually has to dress up for work every day because she is constantly visiting doctors, hospitals, etc.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643571)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained adventurous institution knife

still, you know what i mean.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643574)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:13 AM
Author: pink principal's office

pharma sales?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643579)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Yes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643582)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Rose multi-billionaire

by visiting doctors, she is probably banging them to get the sale

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643645)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

LOL. I trust her, besides, she and all her work friends fucking HATE doctors. She said they are even more socially awkward than most of my LS classmates.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643650)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:21 AM
Author: doobsian people who are hurt

pls describe ur fiance

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643415)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

I have done this on multiple occassions already.

I have a secret. I am proposing tonight! Super cliche, amirite?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643420)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:25 AM
Author: chestnut concupiscible set

He poasted this pic:

http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/7947/90854683.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643428)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:26 AM
Author: doobsian people who are hurt

they will make a beautiful couple

http://img195.imageshack.us/i/n48649972.jpg/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643431)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:27 AM
Author: chestnut concupiscible set

roffle

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643433)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:26 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Who is that? Her mom even looks better than that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643432)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: sick fluffy center

how much was the engagement ring?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643421)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:24 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

$8500, but only because I put side diamonds on - $7500 is an appropriate amount for a quality 1 carat.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643426)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:12 PM
Author: Violent address mother

/facepalms

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644405)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:38 AM
Author: maroon marketing idea persian

how old are each of you. what does she do for a living? what is her political/religious persuasion? how loaded are her parents?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643469)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

I just turned 30. She is 28. She is in pharmaceutical sales. She is essentially apolitical (with a slight liberal lean) and was raised Catholic. However, she doesn't go to church anymore and is close to being an agnostic.

Her parents are upper middle class. She has one sibling - a younger sister. No, there will be no BAMing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643479)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:44 AM
Author: maroon marketing idea persian

how hot is the younger sister

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643481)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:44 AM
Author: sick fluffy center

does she deal percocet?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643482)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:45 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Not sure if that's her company. I know she moves a lot of a cholestorol lowering drug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643486)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Splenetic 180 french chef

u sound f'ing beta

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643470)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

ty i just came in this thread and searched to see if anyone had said this yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643472)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

lol. If truly loving a woman makes me beta - GUILTY as CHARGED.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643475)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:46 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

did your 2 minute speech at least include some negging

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643488)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Uh, no. WTF is wrong with you dude?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643493)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:50 AM
Author: sick fluffy center

you're lucky she said yes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643497)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:51 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

how did you get her to say yes? did you drop it on the ground and say, 'for $8500, you can pick it up. i dont even want to look at that thing again. you can have it though if you marry me. consider it your 29th birthday present too if you catch my drift grandma.' ?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643500)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Dude, you have got to STOP watching those pick-up artist shows and start living IRL a bit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643510)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 10:58 AM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse rigor

did you at least get the ring a size too small and tell her you picked it out when you fell in love with her, which was before she put on weight?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643525)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Nubile razzle-dazzle pocket flask site

You are on fire in this thread

no, literally.

*Runs up and douses you with gasoline, throws a lit match on you as I run off again*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13644015)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:01 AM
Author: Pea-brained adventurous institution knife

how do you know she is the one?

how many long term gfs prior to this one?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13643538)



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:11 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

Good question.

I dated a girl for 2 years in HS - junior and senior year.

In college I dated one girl for 18 months and another for 10 months. The rest of the time I just fucked around.

I had another GF for 2.5 years after college. That ended about 2.5 years before I met my future wife.

How did I know she was the one? I had an instant chemistry the moment I met her. She just has this happy spirit about her that is infectuous. I was infatuated, but the more we dated the more I liked her. She is just a genuinely sweet person and beautiful on top of that. She is kind and I just feel good when I am around her.

I hate to say it, but SHE COMPLETES ME.

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:12 AM
Author: Pea-brained adventurous institution knife

awww.

you sound nice.



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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:38 AM
Author: pink principal's office

infectious

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

RLY? I like my spelling better.

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Date: December 25th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: maroon marketing idea persian

coughFAGGOTcough

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:09 AM
Author: bull headed twinkling yarmulke

aw congrats!

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:10 AM
Author: pink principal's office

Cool, good luck.

My boss was married for about 20 years, had a couple of kids and ran a business where his wife worked for many years. His wife, who had never been to college decided to go and get her degree. It took many years because she was fitting it in around motherhood and working at his business. Her graduation date, she had been studying to be a nurse, coincided with the youngest child's high school graduation. She also told my boss she was leaving him that night. They went through a long divorce (she eventually remarried a neurosurgeon) and putting my boss through the wringer. I didn't know whether he deserved it or not, he may well have deserved everything he got.

So, my old boss had been dating this hot woman for years. She was older than we were at the time and she would be the definition of MILF. She was in her early forties and had a tweener daughter. We got to know her a bit over the years and she would talk to us a little bit when she was waiting for my boss to finish whatever he was doing. As the years went on it was obvious to everyone that she was putting the pressure on him to get married. Afterall, she was a woman of a certain age and her options were decreasing as time went on.

She had a job where she would be able to stop by the office as a waystation on her way to do other business. One day she came in and she seemed obviously annoyed. She was finishing off a conversation with, I guessed later, was my boss. They had just come back from an end of the year trip to Hawaii and had been gone for a couple of weeks. She said the trip (2 weeks) was a great time and as usual things went great. They had dinner at a great place the last night and we reminiscing about their two weeks there. Then, since it was the subtext the whole time anyway, for the first time in their relationship said, "When are you going to propose to me?".

She said my boss froze, and turned a deep shade of red and fidgeted as he thought. He didn't say a word as he composed his thoughts and rehearsed what he had certainly ran over many times in his own head. As he started to speak, he through all over the dinner table. She was laughing her ass off when she told us this - a small measure of revenge it was telling his underlings the story.

Because once it was out there it wasn't going away, she got her ring a couple of weeks after she told me that story.

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

WTF? Now, THAT IS BETA.

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Rose multi-billionaire

longest bothered post ever?

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Date: December 25th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Umber Heaven Chad

easily

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: Ocher Stage Coffee Pot

complete nonsequitur. it's like someone said, "bothered, tell me what you think about marriage"

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Underhanded travel guidebook

That sucks bro

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Low-t drab casino

congrats dood

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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

ty

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Date: December 25th, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: Rose multi-billionaire

Youre never going to finish an iron man now are you

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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: vivacious translucent tank toaster

congrats dooder

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Date: December 25th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Abnormal Coldplay Fan

ty

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:06 PM
Author: diverse tan partner

Why are you marrying a 28 year-old? yuck.

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: trip hyperventilating useless brakes

How many exes does she have? Will she invite any of them to the wedding?

How long is her sexual history?

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: mustard thirsty brunch hairy legs

Congrats. Sneakily one of the better poster

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: maroon marketing idea persian

how many babbies are you gonna have her shit out?

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:43 PM
Author: Heady temple round eye

congrats man!!!!!

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Motley stage

sucks for you dude. I hope she isn't an

American.

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Histrionic charcoal wagecucks stain

game over, faggot

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: floppy bright church international law enforcement agency

guy i know on facebook just changed his relationship status to "engaged." are you him?

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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control Hairraiser Place Of Business Cruise Ship

NIGGER APE

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Date: December 25th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Laughsome quadroon sandwich

Congratulations dood. Your story of how you proposed and the lovely engagement ring was so sweet I decided I had to break my resolution not to post on Xmas day to congratulate you.

There's nothing better than a happy marriage and I'm sure most of the antisocial aspies in this thread poo-pooing your engagement secretly wish they were you.

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Date: December 25th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: godawful pit elastic band

I do wish I was him. Except if I got engaged, I wouldn't spend the next day posting about it an answering stupid xo questions. Also it's retarded to have a "resolution" about not posting on here for a particular day. Just do it or don't bitch.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173665&forum_id=2#13645678)