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BAM! You must become a serial killer. Who do you target?
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:30 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant This mandate comes from God, who we will assume is real for the purposes of this hypo. You must kill or legitimately attempt to kill one person every 6 months, at minimum. If you choose to kill more, you will get brownie points with the Big Guy. You will not have to worry about money. Your bank account is magically credited $50K every 6 months in perpetuity, which neither the IRS nor anyone else will have visibility on.
If you do not accept this mission your family and friends will insta-die.
Since you are probably not a bad person, do you use this mandate as an opportunity to kill people you view to be socially destructive?
Who do you target?
What method do you use?
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: Soul-stirring federal gaming laptop sandwich biglaw partners at mass layoff/no offer firms (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644286) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:49 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant method?
withholding the LSAT score until i can get more details
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring federal gaming laptop sandwich i'd start with the OMPs at the firms/offices with the largest layoffs/no offers. i'd also consider why they were laying off/no offering so many people. the most incompetent/greedy would go first. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644419) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant that is your selection method, but what about method of killing? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644883) |
Date: December 25th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Cumskin i'd target xoxo posters. machine gun. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644214) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant 123 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644228) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: Marvelous Narrow-minded Stead Target: Everyone. Method: Inaction. |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant hypo changed. consequence of inaction is that only your family and friends will die. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644221) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:34 PM Author: Marvelous Narrow-minded Stead Same method. God needs to learn he can't fuck with me like that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644229) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant 124 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644230) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Marvelous Narrow-minded Stead If you let God push you around, it never stops. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644231) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant That's a pretty cool mission from God, IMO. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644236) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: Nubile persian Target: Muslims
Method: Israeli Hellfire Missiles |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant 126 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644235) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:43 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644263) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:46 PM Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Cumskin people who don't know the difference between "who" and "whom" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644282) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant 121 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644287) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Cumskin stupid faggot. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644311) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 2:55 PM Author: Sexy Immigrant loser (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644324) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:02 PM Author: umber office famous landscape painting Target: Ashton Kutcher Method: Vagina dentata surgically implanted into whoever he is fucking (Demi Moore?). |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:05 PM Author: Mustard aromatic theater stage travel guidebook The homeless.
Shotgun blasts to the face. |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:07 PM Author: dead private investor corner Fat chicks Method: poison doughnuts |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 3:16 PM Author: umber office famous landscape painting Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. Burns: Damn their oily hides! |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:47 PM Author: Judgmental Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Cumskin the OP, a huge fucking faggot. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644884) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:48 PM Author: Arrogant Greedy Boltzmann Hell Anyone darker than my pair of khaki's.
sniper kills |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:49 PM Author: electric location black woman bodybuilders or pro football players. Even if I kill a shit ton in super gross ways, people will have to give me props. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644893) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:49 PM Author: angry business firm Women who refuse to have sex with me. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644894) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: Thirsty marketing idea tanning salon thats not very original (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645110) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 4:51 PM Author: Hideous senate cops...finding dickwad abusive cops, shooting them in teh face in their driveways (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13644901) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:49 PM Author: emerald address milk Child and animal abusers. Kill them with a sniper rifle from a distance. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645094) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: house-broken provocative lettuce Killing complete strangers is the only credited answer. This is your only hope for not getting caught. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645100) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: carnelian hyperactive kitchen half-breed Are we any good at this? If we go after heads of state, etc. to change history, does that mean automatic failure and pwnage? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645102) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: Thirsty marketing idea tanning salon whom do you target (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645104) |
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Date: December 25th, 2009 5:52 PM Author: angry business firm faggot (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1173739&forum_id=2#13645106) |