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JD ---> FBI Special Agent. Taking Your Questions.

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Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
so why do you lie to people?
up-to-no-good buff background story
  03/20/10
I'm not THAT far along. passed the background check a littl...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
do you have a "the truth is out there" poster in y...
maniacal bearded mother
  03/20/10
Don't have an office just yet.
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
describe the phase 3 test
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
Phase 3 test is giving me a handjob. There is no phase 3 yo...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
lol!
contagious zombie-like people who are hurt
  09/16/11
what an exceedingly odd bump
dead angry alpha
  09/16/11
Suppose you call someone and ask him to chat with you. What ...
zippy pisswyrm
  03/20/10
IF you ask them to chat and they refuse, my guess is that yo...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
do you think taht refusing to talk to a police officer is pr...
Maize impertinent box office
  03/20/10
Terry vs. Ohio might be the seminal case there. Learned that...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
no one who has graduated from law school ahs the energy or i...
Maize impertinent box office
  03/20/10
did a search on terry case, pasted in all that from a websit...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
No one who's in law school has the energy or inclination to ...
zippy pisswyrm
  03/20/10
A+
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Yea, you pretty much copied that from Wiki. You should've ta...
impressive sanctuary
  03/23/10
holy shit, you're going to be a horrible FBI agent.
Galvanic Charcoal Jap
  09/16/11
Is there a lie detector test?
embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo
  03/20/10
Yes, the polygraph test follows the Phase II interview/writi...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
How is that?
embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo
  03/20/10
They get into all of your personal business.
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Nervousness does not affect results?
embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo
  03/20/10
can't say
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
a guy I know was dinged bc his polygraph was 'inconclusive' ...
sick shimmering native potus
  03/20/10
Discrimination against people with arrhythmia or whatever?
zippy pisswyrm
  03/20/10
maybe they can calibrate the poly for arrythmia?
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
I dont know what the issue was. Guy says he was totally hone...
sick shimmering native potus
  03/20/10
Discrimination against normal, heavily socialized people who...
spectacular hominid hospital
  03/20/10
i smoked all my joints with at least one dissenting vote.
trip twinkling skinny woman station
  03/20/10
Agree. Many people fail based on inconclusive results. The ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
...
Medicated theater kitty
  03/20/10
fuck
topaz international law enforcement agency
  03/20/10
Yeah. I hated it. Special agents don't like it either, as ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Did they ask you whether you had researched polygraphs befor...
180 affirmative action death wish
  09/16/11
how hard was the entrance exam or whatever they call it?
laughsome pale cuckoldry area
  03/20/10
The Phase I exam was not tough. I think over 50% of the peo...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
what's the first step to become a special agent? do you j...
Salmon marvelous nowag point
  03/20/10
Check out fbijobs.gov, there should be a link there to the h...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Did you see the movie Breach?
Salmon marvelous nowag point
  03/20/10
Don't think so... should I?
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
it's about that Robert Hanseen dood. I was going to ask what...
Salmon marvelous nowag point
  03/20/10
Ahh I remember now. I think it had Ryan Phillipe. Good mov...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
what does the FBI do nowadays to avoid repeats of Hanssen? ...
Salmon marvelous nowag point
  03/20/10
lengthy background checks and polygraphing is basically all ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Does some non-marijuana past drug use (figure two times, in ...
embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo
  03/20/10
I think if it was experimental only and happened over 10 yea...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
College is not, unfortunately, over ten years ago for curren...
embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo
  03/20/10
Depends. Average ago for joining FBI is around 30. I think t...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
are you excited about the horrible pay and constant travel?
sick shimmering native potus
  03/20/10
beats sitting at a desk 15 hours a day doing bullshit. edit:...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
What does it pay initially?
Narrow-minded Supple Goal In Life Range
  03/20/10
$60k-$70k depending on location. You get a locality pay bum...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
like 60k or something
sick shimmering native potus
  03/20/10
well, gratz - this sound like a very cool job :)
bearded love of her life hall
  03/20/10
ty
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
http://www.fbijobs.gov/1113.asp
bearded love of her life hall
  03/20/10
what was your law practice like? JD school? do they look do...
trip twinkling skinny woman station
  03/20/10
background in finance, law degree in '07. they don't seem t...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
i can't wait until they discover you poast on XO it will ...
arousing azn principal's office
  03/20/10
Nothing wrong with posting on XO. Recruiters may have author...
zippy pisswyrm
  03/20/10
Well u know there is a special FBI unit dedicated to monitor...
arousing azn principal's office
  03/20/10
If special agents have to spend their time monitoring this s...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/21/10
just the same stuff you could find on the 911 jobs discussio...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Can naturalized citizens get the security clearance needed?
Soul-stirring apoplectic rehab
  03/20/10
Not sure. If they do I'm sure the background check would ta...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
on the polygraph: do they ask you about crimes you've bee...
dead angry alpha
  03/20/10
you'll be fine if you've murdered a few people but were neve...
Blue keepsake machete
  03/20/10
every crime or unethical deed is relevant, regardless of whe...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
...
dead angry alpha
  03/21/10
1- did u go straight out of school or from a firm job? 2- i...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
1. From a firm job. 2. Nope. 3. Law & accounting 4. ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
well are you given a conditional letter of employment when t...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
you get the conditional letter of employment after passing P...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
ok makes sense can u see how im scared since i currently ...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
why not just go bigfed?
sick shimmering native potus
  03/20/10
i want to stay here for another 2 yrs and then go to fbi and...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
good call. pay off loans, save some cash, then do a career y...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Yea makes sense. Tough call but at least you have a job and...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
does background calls to employers occur before/after polygr...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
Polygraph is one of the first steps of the background check....
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
so by that point, you are virtually guaranteed the job?
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
Not necessarily. People fail the background checks. You wou...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
describe the career track for lawyers can you still wear ...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
I think the career track is basically whatever you want it t...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
can u concentrate in white collar crime?
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
yes
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
without a question? any idea of prospects of going from f...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
Yes, I was told that in the FBI you have many opportunities ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
how were you selected for phase 2 describe phase 2 in det...
charismatic brindle school philosopher-king
  03/20/10
After you pass Phase I they have you submit a resume and ans...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
was your phase 1 test during a weekday? remember what time? ...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
Hmm... I don't remember if it was weekend or weekday.... ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
thx. sorry about my 10 questions above....but thanks in adva...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
1-At what pt do your grades come into consideration? Are the...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
I don't think grades are a big factor. Seems like B average ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
..
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
One of my HS teachers joined the agency. It was pretty unexp...
embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo
  03/20/10
Maybe his college degree was in computers or accounting or s...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
I think he did something before teaching. He was only at thi...
embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo
  03/20/10
do you have a sense of what the MOST CRITICAL language needs...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
Arabic is probably a huge boost right now. Or anything that ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
but if i go in with JD + arabic, i prob cant do white collar...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
You'd probably get a good push towards the counter-terrorism...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
man i wanna stay as close to a desk as possible
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
sometimes local police give you the opportunity to help out ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
"We're in charge here!" "Not anymore, you'...
glittery mexican
  03/23/10
oh shit hildawg has a snuke up her snizz
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/23/10
are there people who pass the first test but are never calle...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
yes. some people wait years for their opportunity. i was fo...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
how can i get into the internet sex sting unit? that looks ...
Blue keepsake machete
  03/20/10
yeah the computer-crime groups are pretty popular i hear. p...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
if you have a JD + lang proficiency, is it really hard to ge...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
you'd have a good shot at getting called in for phase I. aft...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
if you get phase 1, can u assume grades wont further be cons...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
your grades might be considered for getting a phase II slot ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
what were your fitness scores?
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
just over 16
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
How many pushups do you have to be able to do? What's the...
zippy pisswyrm
  03/20/10
you need twelve points. as long as you hit the minimum scor...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Is it possible to join the FBI right out of law school? If s...
sadistic stead
  03/20/10
i think you'd be eligible for special agent if you had a yea...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
any idea on how many times u can reapply
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
not sure that there is a limit
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Until I pass phase 2, there's no chance that my employer wou...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
Yea.
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
List the downsides to the job
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
low salary. dealing with gov bureaucracy on a daily basis. f...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
I think you start out w 13 days vaca plus ten holidays. Do p...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
government job...my guess is YES
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Interesting. That's four weeks of vacation in your first yea...
Transparent Concupiscible Market
  03/20/10
What sorta cases do you usually work on? Do you deal with li...
Soul-stirring apoplectic rehab
  03/20/10
any crime that violates a federal statutes is fair game, as ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
What kind of weapon training will you receive? and what kind...
Soul-stirring apoplectic rehab
  03/20/10
http://www.fbi.gov/hq/td/academy/ftu/ftu.htm Agents carry...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
" just check the fbi's ten most wanted and you can see ...
contagious zombie-like people who are hurt
  09/16/11
good thread
Bateful National Security Agency Roast Beef
  03/20/10
thanks! this site has been really good to me, so it's nice t...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
im curious -- what was your breakdown for the 4 elements of ...
Bateful National Security Agency Roast Beef
  03/20/10
I wasn't particularly strong in any area so my focus was on ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
yeah, I know VERY few women who could do 14 quality pushups.
fragrant cowardly cuck
  03/29/10
First, of all, yeah, great thread. I can tell you're a good...
Chestnut chest-beating cuckold
  03/20/10
Yea i play my fair share of MW2. If you used a couple of...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
do you know how strict they are on that 15 times limit? i've...
citrine razzmatazz mad cow disease
  03/21/10
Before I went to college, I traveled across the US as kind o...
pungent codepig hunting ground
  03/20/10
I can't see how being nomadic for a year or so would hurt y...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
...
pungent codepig hunting ground
  03/20/10
if you wouldn't mind giving up your Canadian citizenship you...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
Crap. How many Canadians were you aware of in training? ...
pungent codepig hunting ground
  03/20/10
There could have been some, but i don't remember. didn't rea...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
I received notification of a Phase I date. My degree is in p...
charismatic brindle school philosopher-king
  03/20/10
I think there is a critical skill for ex-military and also o...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/20/10
I noticed Mandarin Chinese listed under the critical languag...
Hairless racy organic girlfriend
  03/21/10
There's probably a good amount of people in the US who are n...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/21/10
What is your opinion of the contention that the "syna...
Talented Circlehead Stage
  03/21/10
I'd be more inclined to believe the FBI than a defense attor...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/21/10
dood, what about all the stupid shit you did in high school ...
dead angry alpha
  03/21/10
mostly it seems that they are concerned about whether you ar...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/21/10
Would my tastes in porn come up during the polygraph?
Odious clear tanning salon sandwich
  03/21/10
can't say
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/21/10
Do they really just ask something during the polygraph like ...
indecent boistinker
  03/22/10
can't say
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/22/10
During the security clearance test, did your employer ever f...
pearl floppy parlour ceo
  03/22/10
Yeah, I imagine that they ask you to list all of your online...
Chestnut chest-beating cuckold
  03/22/10
can't say
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/22/10
you have a cool job. are you excited? :)
seedy curious pervert immigrant
  03/22/10
definitely, although it probably won't really hit until grad...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/22/10
Just applied to the FBI a few days ago. Faxed in my transcri...
Yapping step-uncle's house
  03/23/10
congrats on your law school success. your age won't play mu...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/23/10
...
glittery mexican
  03/23/10
How'd you get in shape to pass the physical fitness test?
provocative trust fund
  03/23/10
the events, in order from first to last are sit-ups for one ...
Disturbing saffron ladyboy
  03/23/10


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Date: March 20th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Go.

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Date: March 20th, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: up-to-no-good buff background story

so why do you lie to people?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I'm not THAT far along. passed the background check a little while back and am headed to quantico soon

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Date: March 20th, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: maniacal bearded mother

do you have a "the truth is out there" poster in your office?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Don't have an office just yet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443602)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

describe the phase 3 test

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Phase 3 test is giving me a handjob. There is no phase 3 you retard

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Date: September 16th, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: contagious zombie-like people who are hurt

lol!

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Date: September 16th, 2011 3:37 PM
Author: dead angry alpha

what an exceedingly odd bump

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Date: March 20th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: zippy pisswyrm

Suppose you call someone and ask him to chat with you. What happens if he refuses? What if he says he wants to talk to a lawyer first? Would you ever give him a list of questions you'll ask before meeting him?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

IF you ask them to chat and they refuse, my guess is that you might try to get probable cause to bring them in for questioning. If they asked for a lawyer or pleaded the fifth you'd be out of luck. Not much you can do there.

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Maize impertinent box office

do you think taht refusing to talk to a police officer is probable cause?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Terry vs. Ohio might be the seminal case there. Learned that in Barbri.

This case holds that it is reasonable for an officer to stop an individual absent probable cause to arrest, as long as he/she can point to "specific articulable facts" that justify the intrusion. An officer's good faith and/or inarticulate hunches simply aren't enough.

In order to reach its decision, the Terry court basically distinguished between two standards that are necessarily involved with any stop, detention, and/or arrest: reasonable belief and reasonable suspicion.

In essence, a reasonable belief is probable cause. Probable cause means that a reasonable and cautious officer would believe that criminal activity is or was taking place. This is the level of proof that is required to arrest and even to conduct a prolonged investigation.

A reasonable suspicion is a lesser standard. Only a reasonable suspicion is necessary in order to stop an individual who an officer suspects may be involved in criminal activity.

IMO, merely refusing to talk would be NOT be enough.

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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Maize impertinent box office

no one who has graduated from law school ahs the energy or inclination to post this kind of response

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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:06 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

did a search on terry case, pasted in all that from a website. OH, you thought attorneys draft everything from scratch?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:45 PM
Author: zippy pisswyrm

No one who's in law school has the energy or inclination to read this kind of response, either. I just read the first and last lines, assuming he'd copy-pasted.

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Date: March 20th, 2010 6:45 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

A+

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446541)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

Yea, you pretty much copied that from Wiki. You should've taken CrimPro before you graduated. To summarize, a "Terry Stop" (aka "stop & frisk") is an exception to the Probable Cause requirement of reasonable searches & seizures under the 4th Amndmnt. It requires a slightly lower standard(reasonable suspicion) and the initial stop must merely be a "brief detainment" if any.

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Date: September 16th, 2011 2:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Charcoal Jap

holy shit, you're going to be a horrible FBI agent.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#18982585)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo

Is there a lie detector test?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Yes, the polygraph test follows the Phase II interview/writing test.

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo

How is that?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:37 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

They get into all of your personal business.

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo

Nervousness does not affect results?

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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

can't say

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443805)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:53 PM
Author: sick shimmering native potus

a guy I know was dinged bc his polygraph was 'inconclusive'

guy wasnt lying or anything and was pretty much a choirboy. FBI is losing possibly talented people on this stupid shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443911)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: zippy pisswyrm

Discrimination against people with arrhythmia or whatever?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443949)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

maybe they can calibrate the poly for arrythmia?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444002)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:06 PM
Author: sick shimmering native potus

I dont know what the issue was. Guy says he was totally honest. He went to a foreign university though and was the child of foreign born parents. Quality dood though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444046)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 3:31 PM
Author: spectacular hominid hospital

Discrimination against normal, heavily socialized people who unanimously have smoked a joint or blown a line before.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444798)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: trip twinkling skinny woman station

i smoked all my joints with at least one dissenting vote.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444840)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Agree. Many people fail based on inconclusive results. The FBI has so many applicants they can afford to only accept people who can successfully pass the poly. Yeah they lose qualified applicants but each one they lose is easily replaced.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444080)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: Medicated theater kitty



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14445528)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:39 PM
Author: topaz international law enforcement agency

fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443763)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Yeah. I hated it. Special agents don't like it either, as they have to periodically get polygraph tested as part of the job requirements.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443825)



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Date: September 16th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: 180 affirmative action death wish

Did they ask you whether you had researched polygraphs before the test?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#18982637)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: laughsome pale cuckoldry area

how hard was the entrance exam or whatever they call it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443644)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

The Phase I exam was not tough. I think over 50% of the people pass it. There is a logical reasoning portion that is easy compared to the LSAT. I think I got 100% correct on it and had plenty of time to triple check my answers. There are two other sections on the test that basically test your personality to see how good of a "fit" you'd be. No way to really study for those portions. The fbijobs website has some sample questions so you can see what I mean.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443663)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Salmon marvelous nowag point

what's the first step to become a special agent?

do you just sign up to take the test?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443710)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Check out fbijobs.gov, there should be a link there to the headquarters office nearest to your city. If you go to the relevant headquarters site, there will probably be a link to the relevant job application on usajobs.gov. If you're interested in FBI maybe also check out CIA, ICE, Homeland Security. Secret service is another popular one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443915)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Salmon marvelous nowag point

Did you see the movie Breach?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443659)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Don't think so... should I?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443667)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:39 PM
Author: Salmon marvelous nowag point

it's about that Robert Hanseen dood. I was going to ask what you thought of it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443769)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:52 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Ahh I remember now. I think it had Ryan Phillipe. Good movie.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443898)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:58 PM
Author: Salmon marvelous nowag point

what does the FBI do nowadays to avoid repeats of Hanssen?

or is there nothing they can do?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443962)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

lengthy background checks and polygraphing is basically all they can do. Still there are going to be people who slip through.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443984)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo

Does some non-marijuana past drug use (figure two times, in college) pretty much disqualify prospective candidates?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443756)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I think if it was experimental only and happened over 10 years ago you'd be ok. You could take a shot at omitting it, but that would really suck for you to put in all the work getting to the polygraph and then failing that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443923)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo

College is not, unfortunately, over ten years ago for current JD candidates.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444082)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Depends. Average ago for joining FBI is around 30. I think the cutoff age for joining is 38 or something like that. You could always do the law thing for a few years and apply later. I don't think FBI jobs are going anywhere....although right now is a good time to apply since they are really hiring a lot of people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444119)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: sick shimmering native potus

are you excited about the horrible pay and constant travel?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443771)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

beats sitting at a desk 15 hours a day doing bullshit. edit: the job security is great too. After 3 or 4 years I'd be around 100k, and after 20 years you can retire with a sweet pension.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14443958)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Supple Goal In Life Range

What does it pay initially?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444032)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:06 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

$60k-$70k depending on location. You get a locality pay bump in cities like LA, NYC and DC.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444048)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:07 PM
Author: sick shimmering native potus

like 60k or something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444051)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:07 PM
Author: bearded love of her life hall

well, gratz - this sound like a very cool job :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444054)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446556)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:12 PM
Author: bearded love of her life hall

http://www.fbijobs.gov/1113.asp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444100)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: trip twinkling skinny woman station

what was your law practice like? JD school? do they look down on people whose special qualification is a JD as opposed to people with "real" skills like chem engineering PhDs or language specialists?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444395)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

background in finance, law degree in '07. they don't seem to look down on law types

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446582)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:45 PM
Author: arousing azn principal's office

i can't wait until they discover you poast on XO

it will make a great ATL story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444411)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:49 PM
Author: zippy pisswyrm

Nothing wrong with posting on XO. Recruiters may have authorized or even encouraged him to post.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444441)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: arousing azn principal's office

Well u know there is a special FBI unit dedicated to monitoring xo. Perhaps they want to encourage insiders to come forward and join the fight against gross old man and TBF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444460)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:25 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

If special agents have to spend their time monitoring this site for people answering FBI applicant questions then the job probably isn't a good fit for me anyways

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14454379)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

just the same stuff you could find on the 911 jobs discussion board or on the fbi website

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446590)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring apoplectic rehab

Can naturalized citizens get the security clearance needed?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14444563)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Not sure. If they do I'm sure the background check would take much longer than usual. Also you have to give up citizenship in any other country, a process that can take over a year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446623)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 4:52 PM
Author: dead angry alpha

on the polygraph:

do they ask you about crimes you've been convicted/accused of

or crimes that you've done

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14445619)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Blue keepsake machete

you'll be fine if you've murdered a few people but were never convicted/accused.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446589)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:00 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

every crime or unethical deed is relevant, regardless of whether you were caught.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446655)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:26 AM
Author: dead angry alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14451180)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 4:57 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

1- did u go straight out of school or from a firm job?

2- if the latter, do you get a pay bump for your experience

3- what critical skill(s) did u apply under?

4- is it crucial to have multiple ones to offer: lang + law for example

5- do FBI spec agent w jd degrees do different jobs than others?

6- does risk of death scare you

7- any idea what the avg pension is like for a 20y vet?

8- do jd degree holders need 1+, 3 or no experience to be eligible

9- any downside to applying beyond age 30

10- if you had a firm job, did FBI contact your firm prior to hiring you? How does that work and any way to avoid it? I ask because if my biglaw fi found out that I had applied to FBI, I would be out of a job, look uncommitted (in case I sdidnt end up getting it or taking it)

thanks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14445659)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

1. From a firm job.

2. Nope.

3. Law & accounting

4. nah even 1 is fine, but I think more than 1 critical skills helps in getting the phase II interview

5 yeah there are different career tracks, one of which is for lawyers

6 nope. I'm looking forward to the excitement and am pumped about getting firearms training. i doubt there's much chance of dying anyways; most of the agents I met spend most of their time behind a desk

7 not sure but in the past I think it has been 70% of your normal salary.

8 I think with a JD you need 1 year of work experience. people without a JD need three years experience

9 not that i know of. As long as you apply before you're near the cutoff age of 38 i think you're fine

10 FBI contacted every employer I've ever worked for, and talked to many of my old co-workers too. No way to avoid it. The background check is VERY thorough

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446766)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:17 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

well are you given a conditional letter of employment when they do the background check?

how did you explain it to the firm?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446801)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

you get the conditional letter of employment after passing Phase II. It's conditional upon passing the physical fitness test, medical test and background check.

I was already laid off so people at my firm were happy to help me out and be interviewed for the background check

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446865)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:26 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

ok makes sense

can u see how im scared since i currently have a biglaw job

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446897)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: sick shimmering native potus

why not just go bigfed?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446946)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

i want to stay here for another 2 yrs and then go to fbi and then evaluate 5-7 yrs later

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446960)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:08 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

good call. pay off loans, save some cash, then do a career you like. maybe you'll get to the point at your law firm where you like the work you're doing. senior associates and partners seem to be doing some cool stuff, compared to junior associates anyways...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447344)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Yea makes sense. Tough call but at least you have a job and can make some money during the process. It takes about a year, so it's been tough for me to keep my finances afloat while waiting.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446954)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:33 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

does background calls to employers occur before/after polygraph?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446962)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Polygraph is one of the first steps of the background check. The actual calls and in-person interviews with your employers and co-workers wouldn't happen for at least a few months after passing the poly. I think they will contact your current employer at the very end of the background check if you ask them to.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447013)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

so by that point, you are virtually guaranteed the job?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447021)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Not necessarily. People fail the background checks. You wouldn't know if you failed until maybe a month after the check was completed. Also, people do fail out of the Quantico training as well...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447174)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:23 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

describe the career track for lawyers

can you still wear a gun 24/7 wherever you are in the uSA?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446857)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:26 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I think the career track is basically whatever you want it to be. There are a lot of different projects and you just go to what looks interesting. Not sure beyond that as there isnt much information available. Even going through the year long interview process I havent been given much information at all.

I think as a law enforcement officer you can wear the gun many places that normal people can't.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446900)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:29 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

can u concentrate in white collar crime?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446929)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:32 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

yes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446958)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:33 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

without a question?

any idea of prospects of going from fbi --> ausa after a few yrs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446967)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Yes, I was told that in the FBI you have many opportunities to develop your career in the way that you want. I'm also interested mainly in white collar.

It seems like you'd make great connections with the AUSA people working on cases with them. That's gotta help. Plus, I think most government agencies like the DOJ give a good boost to applicants who are already employed with the federal government.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446995)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 5:13 PM
Author: charismatic brindle school philosopher-king

how were you selected for phase 2

describe phase 2 in detail, did they state the reasons why they selected you after phase 2?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14445785)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:04 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

After you pass Phase I they have you submit a resume and answer some questions about your qualifications. Headquarters reviews that stuff and then pick the best candidates for a Phase II interview. Phase II consists of a one-hour interview with multiple agents and a written exam.

There's a book on applying for FBI jobs at Barnes & Noble that gives tons of sample questions used for the Phase II interviews. If you get that far I recommend checking it out.

They don't give any feedback during the whole selection process, just whether you passed or not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446682)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

was your phase 1 test during a weekday? remember what time? same for phase 2? how long were you gone (i hear they fly you out)?

i ask because im unsure how to get away from the office / explain my absence, esp if these are held on weekdays

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446650)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:07 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Hmm... I don't remember if it was weekend or weekday....

There's an FBI office in almost every state, and many states have multiple offices. You probably won't have to travel too far if you live near any major city. They don't pay for any expenses during the application process.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446708)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

thx. sorry about my 10 questions above....but thanks in advance

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446712)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

1-At what pt do your grades come into consideration? Are they ever a bar to consideration?

2-How much, if at all, does URM status help?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446704)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I don't think grades are a big factor. Seems like B average or better would be fine. Not sure how big a boost URM status gives; it's tough to get information on this stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446723)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446732)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

..

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446747)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo

One of my HS teachers joined the agency. It was pretty unexpected. He taught math. I wonder if there was a demand for mathematics at the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446850)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:28 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Maybe his college degree was in computers or accounting or something like that. That is interesting that his teaching experience was counted as experience in one of the critical field areas...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446925)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone locale water buffalo

I think he did something before teaching. He was only at this particular HS for a few years. I'm uncertain.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447000)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

do you have a sense of what the MOST CRITICAL language needs are? i know they list 8-10, but of those what are they desperate for?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446951)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:33 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Arabic is probably a huge boost right now. Or anything that would be helpful for their counter-terrorist groups.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446971)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:34 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

but if i go in with JD + arabic, i prob cant do white collar right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446978)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

You'd probably get a good push towards the counter-terrorism groups at first. But I think you'd still have plenty of opportunities to direct your career to other areas once you're in. I've talked to agents who did one area for awhile then when they got bored of it switched to something else. One guy i talked to started in computers and ended up joining a drugs& gang-related practice group so he could get out on the streets more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447226)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

man i wanna stay as close to a desk as possible

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447241)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

sometimes local police give you the opportunity to help out on arresting criminals that you helped investigate. seems like it'd be fun.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447533)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 12:40 PM
Author: glittery mexican

"We're in charge here!"

"Not anymore, you're not!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14474852)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

oh shit hildawg has a snuke up her snizz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14475989)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:35 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

are there people who pass the first test but are never called up for the second one?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14446984)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

yes. some people wait years for their opportunity. i was fortunate and called called for phase II only a few weeks after passing phase I. depends on the hiring needs and your background. Right now the FBI is trying to hire around 1000 agents this year, which is way more than usual. People are probably moving through faster than normal.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447243)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:38 PM
Author: Blue keepsake machete

how can i get into the internet sex sting unit? that looks fun and easy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447010)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

yeah the computer-crime groups are pretty popular i hear. personally i want to get out more... spent too much time inside behind a desk already.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447249)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:43 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

if you have a JD + lang proficiency, is it really hard to get a job?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447068)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

you'd have a good shot at getting called in for phase I. after that, just depends on how you do on their tests. lots of people get winnowed out during phase I, phase II, polygraph, fitness test, etc....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447269)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:03 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

if you get phase 1, can u assume grades wont further be considered?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447300)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

your grades might be considered for getting a phase II slot as well

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447350)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

what were your fitness scores?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447168)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

just over 16

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447279)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: zippy pisswyrm

How many pushups do you have to be able to do?

What's the required 1-mile run time?

Edit: for anyone else who's interested, see scoring scales at http://www.fbijobs.gov/11131.asp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447318)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

you need twelve points. as long as you hit the minimum score in each event and the scores add to twelve you'll be fine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447362)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 7:58 PM
Author: sadistic stead

Is it possible to join the FBI right out of law school? If so, which jobs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447254)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

i think you'd be eligible for special agent if you had a year of work experience before law school. there are lots of support positions you'd be eligible for too. check the website...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447289)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:04 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

any idea on how many times u can reapply

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447304)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:11 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

not sure that there is a limit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447365)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:24 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

Until I pass phase 2, there's no chance that my employer would find out about FBI right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447481)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Yea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447513)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:29 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

List the downsides to the job

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447523)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

low salary. dealing with gov bureaucracy on a daily basis. forced moving to wherever the fbi needs you. having to spend five months at Quantico in a dorm room shared with another applicant. three year minimum commitment to fbi. chance of death/injury. commitment to working at least 50 hours per week. having to do the background check to renew your top secret clearance every 5 years. periodic polygraph and drug testing. physical fitness requirements (if you don't enjoy working out).

that's all i can think of for now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447556)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

I think you start out w 13 days vaca plus ten holidays. Do people actually use all their vaca?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447636)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

government job...my guess is YES

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447762)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Transparent Concupiscible Market

Interesting. That's four weeks of vacation in your first year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447777)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring apoplectic rehab

What sorta cases do you usually work on? Do you deal with like dangerous criminals often or is that just TV bullshit?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447735)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:58 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

any crime that violates a federal statutes is fair game, as well as criminals who travel between states... so you could be dealing with dangerous drug cartels, terrorists, violent offenders / sexual predators, bank robbers, etc... just check the fbi's ten most wanted and you can see some of the dangerous types you could be working against (bin laden is on there, for example).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447781)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring apoplectic rehab

What kind of weapon training will you receive? and what kind of weapon will you be allowed to carry?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447805)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

http://www.fbi.gov/hq/td/academy/ftu/ftu.htm

Agents carry the bureau issued glock pistol. Also, I think agents are eligible to have automatic weapons that are illegal for non-law enforcement people.

"agents in training must qualify with a Bureau-issued handgun and shotgun. For the handgun, students must shoot a minimum of 80 percent or better on two of three record attempts on the qualification course. The cumulative score must average 80 percent or better on all three record attempts. For the shotgun, trainees must shoot a minimum of 80 percent or better on one of two record attempts. The students must also demonstrate familiarity with the Bureau submachine gun and the Bureau carbine. Agent trainees fire approximately 3,900 rounds of ammunition during their 20 weeks at the Academy. They also participate in drills using simulated firearms training equipment—much like a sophisticated video game—that tests their ability to make split-second decisions in life-or-death situations."



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447851)



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Date: September 16th, 2011 3:29 PM
Author: contagious zombie-like people who are hurt

" just check the fbi's ten most wanted and you can see some of the dangerous types you could be working against (bin laden is on there, for example)."

Not anymore, dooder

OBAMA

GOT

OSAMA

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#18982940)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 8:56 PM
Author: Bateful National Security Agency Roast Beef

good thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447760)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:00 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

thanks! this site has been really good to me, so it's nice to be able to contribute something back.

http://www.911jobforums.com/ is another good one that has lots of information about enforcement jobs like the fbi.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447794)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Bateful National Security Agency Roast Beef

im curious -- what was your breakdown for the 4 elements of the fitness test? situps/pushups/sprint/1.5m?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447864)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I wasn't particularly strong in any area so my focus was on getting 3 points in each of the 4 events. many of the women are weak the the push-ups area so they had to compensate on sit-ups and the 1.5 mile (of course the women are on an easier scoring scale too, but whatever...)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447957)



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Date: March 29th, 2010 10:19 AM
Author: fragrant cowardly cuck

yeah, I know VERY few women who could do 14 quality pushups.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14536519)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:06 PM
Author: Chestnut chest-beating cuckold

First, of all, yeah, great thread. I can tell you're a good dude too because you like MW2.

Question: Marijuana usage. My history is not extensive whatsoever, but the few times I used was around 4 years ago. They say 3 years is the cutoff. Is this true, or is it a trap?

Should I just disclose it if it comes to that?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447855)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:13 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

Yea i play my fair share of MW2.

If you used a couple of times four years ago you'll probably do just fine in the background check portion. Cutoffs are three years of non-usage and can't have done it more than 15 times in your life

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447925)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:22 AM
Author: citrine razzmatazz mad cow disease

do you know how strict they are on that 15 times limit? i've smoked around 10-20 times and really cannot even say for certain if i've done it more than 15 times.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14451172)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: pungent codepig hunting ground

Before I went to college, I traveled across the US as kind of a homeless d00d. Then I came back for college. I was about 17-19. How will that affect my chances?

Also, I have a UG degree in statistics + poli sci with a high GPA. I am about 5'6 to 5'8; short for a male and am a little fat around the tummy.

What was your UG major?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447954)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:19 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I can't see how being nomadic for a year or so would hurt your chances much.

The statistics/poly-sci degree probably wouldn't qualify for a critical skill so you'd need something else. Work experience in one of the critical skill areas or another degree/training.

Shortness and a little fat won't hurt ya. many of the people at my fit test had that build. the fit test is all about preparation. one guy i knew was 5'8 and kinda chubby and he got over 20 on his fit test. dude did over 50 situps and ran in 1.5 mile in under 10 minutes. crazy...

i majored in accounting, so i was fortunate to be able to meet two critical skills (accounting + law).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14447974)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:21 PM
Author: pungent codepig hunting ground



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

if you wouldn't mind giving up your Canadian citizenship you might have a shot. your background check would probably take years... i hear they take much longer for people who have spent lots of time outside the US

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14448034)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:27 PM
Author: pungent codepig hunting ground

Crap.

How many Canadians were you aware of in training?

Former Canadians*

I guess you wouldn't be worrying about that...



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14448059)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

There could have been some, but i don't remember. didn't really have a chance to talk with the anyone that much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14448081)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 9:44 PM
Author: charismatic brindle school philosopher-king

I received notification of a Phase I date. My degree is in poli sci from a lower Ivy and the only WE I have is 3 years active duty military (deployed to Afghan). Any chance of getting to Phase II and beyond? I'm wondering because I realized I don't qualify for one of the critical skills that was mentioned.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14448227)



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Date: March 20th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I think there is a critical skill for ex-military and also one for ex-law enforcement. Not sure if either of those is being sought right now...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14448936)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Hairless racy organic girlfriend

I noticed Mandarin Chinese listed under the critical languages that the FBI is seeking. What exactly do people with this skill do as a career track? I can see Arabic folks doing Counter-terrorism, so are the Chinese-fluent agents basically hunting Chinese spies?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14450513)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

There's probably a good amount of people in the US who are native Chinese, so I guess the FBI would need people to be able to interview/investigate them... Wouldn't have to be spy-related necessarily. Could be any number of crimes committed by people who speak Mandarin (fraud, for example).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14454335)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:34 AM
Author: Talented Circlehead Stage

What is your opinion of the contention that the

"synagogue bombers" were just patsies set up via the FBI?:

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/Synagogue-Bomb-Suspects-The-Feds-Put-Us-Up-to-It-88579537.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpFaUdgxT6U

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14451197)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:23 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

I'd be more inclined to believe the FBI than a defense attorney for a terrorist bomber

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14454346)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:43 AM
Author: dead angry alpha

dood, what about all the stupid shit you did in high school like steal street signs and underage drinking?

what about having driven with a questionable BAC -- but not having gotten pulled over?

do you need to be sparkling clean?

does HYS + no traffic violations help?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14451218)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

mostly it seems that they are concerned about whether you are honest with them-- just disclose the stupid shit. i was completely honest and it didn't seem to hurt me at all.

no traffic violations probably won't be a factor in the background check. HYS probably gives you a bump in landing the phase II interview.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14454271)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:23 PM
Author: Odious clear tanning salon sandwich

Would my tastes in porn come up during the polygraph?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14454357)



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Date: March 21st, 2010 4:29 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

can't say

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14454429)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: indecent boistinker

Do they really just ask something during the polygraph like "What unethical things have you done?" That seems to be prohibitively difficult to remember and accurately list.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14460675)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 1:39 AM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

can't say

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14461878)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 1:42 AM
Author: pearl floppy parlour ceo

During the security clearance test, did your employer ever find out you were an xo poaster?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14461910)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 1:52 AM
Author: Chestnut chest-beating cuckold

Yeah, I imagine that they ask you to list all of your online "avatars" or whatever people are calling them these days.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14462041)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 2:44 AM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

can't say

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14462479)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: seedy curious pervert immigrant

you have a cool job. are you excited? :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14462149)



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Date: March 22nd, 2010 2:46 AM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

definitely, although it probably won't really hit until graduation at quantico

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14462494)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 12:24 PM
Author: Yapping step-uncle's house

Just applied to the FBI a few days ago. Faxed in my transcripts. Looking to graduate from law school in May, top 5% of my class in lower Tier 1 school.

I'm a bit old for a law student, though--32. Hope this doesn't hurt me too bad. Background in government contracting. Hope this doesn't show a "lack of interest" in law enforcement, since I am, in fact very, interested.

Also concerned about physical requirements, assuming I get that far. I am in good shape, but to score really well in those requirements, you have to be in great shape. Right now, I run a 12:30 1.5 mile and am at about 25 push-ups and 35 sit-ups. Goal is 50 each and an 11 minute run.

Any idea how competitive an applicant with a law degree is compared to say a linguist, accountant or engineer? And is no military or law enforcement experience a big negative?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14474718)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

congrats on your law school success. your age won't play much of a factor as 32 is only two years over the average age. good luck as the process is very long and will consume a lot of your time.

the hardest thing about the fitness test is doing each routine back-to-back with only a five minute break in-between each. your form on the sit-ups and push-ups will have to be perfect or you'll lose reps. if you're score a 16+ at home, you'll probably score under 12 when the fbi agents are counting the reps. shoulders not hitting the ground on the sit-ups? tough. minus one rep. arms not locking at the top of your push-up? minus one. still tired after the sprint? too bad for you, run the 1.5 mile.

it takes a lot of work over an extended amount of time to prepare for the fitness test. and it can be really difficult to stay motivated as the whole application process takes a year+.

last year law was one of the critical skills that the fbi wanted, over some other critical skills. not sure if that has continued this year. they get lots of LE and military applicants so it's probably easier to stand out with another critical skill

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14475952)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 12:29 PM
Author: glittery mexican



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:16 PM
Author: provocative trust fund

How'd you get in shape to pass the physical fitness test?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14476037)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:29 PM
Author: Disturbing saffron ladyboy

the events, in order from first to last are sit-ups for one minute, 300m sprint, push-ups then 1.5 mile.

starting with my phase I acceptance, I practiced the events in order every single day, giving myself the 5 minute break between each. my significant other timed me, watched my form, counted my reps and held my feet for the situps.

other applicants will try various different workouts, like the navy seal workout, etc (you can look up some other people's strategies on the 911jobsforums.com site).

after a few months of doing the fitness test on my own every day I bumped up my routine to: situps for 1 minute 30 seconds, 400m, pushups, 2mile run. that way on the real test i found i had extra energy to push myself all the way through. for some reason at the real test a lot of people have less energy, maybe due to stress, lack of sleep the night before, etc

edit: you'll want to score 16+ at the fittest. 12-15 points is a passing score, but with that amount of points you'd have to retake the fit test prior to quantico. they want to make sure applicants don't slack off and get out of shape during background check portion. if you get 16+ they assume you're in good enough shape and don't need the extra fit test prior to quantico

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1255913&forum_id=2#14476131)