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One social tabboo Seinfeld never grappled with. NIGGERS.
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:05 AM Author: arrogant pink ticket booth (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396140) |
Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:06 AM Author: Tripping Bright Brunch that's why kramer was always freaking the fuck out (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396151) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:07 AM Author: supple mad cow disease place of business Wasn't their defense attorney black? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396153) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 9:36 AM Author: Submissive Brindle Location Sneaky Criminal he was a parody of Johnnie Cochran (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556561) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:08 AM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property holy shit.
I propose the first XOXO group writing project -- lets write the Seinfeld nigger episode. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: arrogant pink ticket booth Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property 1 fucking 80, you are talented (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:14 AM Author: Umber Cocky Double Fault Toaster LOL (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396228) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property still fucking LOLing at this. maybe I'll see if I can write the next segment (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396263) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Rambunctious Associate not bad
somehow I knew this post would get a bunch of 180s |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: Umber Cocky Double Fault Toaster stfu (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396280) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:58 AM Author: adventurous tank wow, you've been poasting here over 5 years and you've finally figured out that clever posts earn "180s." quite the detective you are, shithead. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403010) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: godawful school friendly grandma how'd you know rasquie? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460261) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: jet-lagged milky public bath J: So what'd you do? G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them. J: The walk-up? G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up. J: Well what'd they do? G: *deflated* . . . They uh. J: *knowing* The jive. G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy. J: Can't beat it! G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry! J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive? G: Juke and jive? J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance! G: They danced around me Jerry. J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke. G: Oh so YOU have the juke? J: Oh I can juke, baby. G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke! J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught. G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke. J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right. K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene* *Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:26 AM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property fan-fucking-tastic. LOLing my socks off. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396322) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:58 AM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396450) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:22 AM Author: Charcoal marvelous dingle berry far cry from the quality of the other two (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396577) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:24 AM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property *sigh* I know man, I tried. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396592) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:00 AM Author: costumed regret station (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396458) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:43 AM Author: thirsty charismatic temple sweet tailpipe ty for jew joker with the juke (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396687) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:57 AM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397409) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:02 AM Author: glittery box office this was excellent (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397434) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:08 AM Author: Olive diverse puppy Wow man 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397455) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:13 PM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property still looking for talented writers to contribute to this project
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:10 PM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399034) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:08 PM Author: overrated scourge upon the earth Yeah, you're operating at a high level these days. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399429) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: irradiated parlour mexican 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443609) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Confused mint selfie 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903144) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:35 AM Author: citrine aggressive resort haaahahahahahahahaha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: aromatic tantric trust fund still 180*180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:49 PM Author: Cracking gunner 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460490) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 8:00 PM Author: disgusting buff school cafeteria best post ever. EVER (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136709) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Confused mint selfie (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16035748) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:28 AM Author: Maize Kitchen 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555842) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:36 AM Author: Cracking gunner 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054692) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:00 PM Author: Duck-like out-of-control international law enforcement agency (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460083) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:25 PM Author: arrogant pink ticket booth holy shit, i am a funny fuck (pumo who originally wrote this) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460300) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: abusive field on the serious - why the fuck are you not writing comedy? that was better than the SPS writing on SNL... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136680) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:07 PM Author: very tactful heady brethren HAHAHA I'd actually watch the show if they had dialogue like this. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600730) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: arrogant pink ticket booth Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:07 PM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property amazing. you have a gift. 180. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399418) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: irradiated parlour mexican It was good up to this point:
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
This false action took me out of the scene you were trying to create. In real life the black man would have turned and berated Elaine for having the nerve to interrupt him (just like if one interrupted blacks in a movie theater). |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 6:04 PM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15400206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:39 PM Author: godawful school friendly grandma 'what it do' LOL |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: arrogant pink ticket booth 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460445) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:09 AM Author: Elite National Sure they did... Jackie Chiles, & when Elaine thought she might be dating a black guy, & when Jerry was dating a racist. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396173) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM Author: Confused mint selfie and the episode where George offends his black co-worker telling him he looks like Sugar-Ray Leonard (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: Mauve rigor immigrant Those are black folk issues though. This post is about fucking NIGGERS. Way fucking different. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525902) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: Rambunctious Associate part of their schtick was how fucking politically correct but stupid they were. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396222) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:16 AM Author: supple mad cow disease place of business I guess. None were supposed to be good people. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396249) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: Rambunctious Associate Also, even when they're right, they're wrong.
That's the magic of george, especially. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:15 AM Author: Abnormal Magenta Goal In Life What are you talking about? Of course he did. I made a thread on this a while ago.
Anyone else notice how black people are used in Seinfeld? |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:21 AM Author: Pearl excitant dysfunction heaven I think Kramer made up for that omission... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396290) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:35 AM Author: jet-lagged milky public bath (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396355) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:38 AM Author: Abnormal Magenta Goal In Life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmyQislzzE (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396368) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: exhilarant narrow-minded corner That is highly entertaining. I especially enjoyed the part where George asks what his last name is, followed by kramer yelling nigger, foloowed by George saying thats not irish. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397452) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:30 AM Author: Appetizing claret pisswyrm This thread delivers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396644) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:15 AM Author: glittery box office http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojRRqrXXFyU&feature=related (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397479) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM Author: jet-lagged milky public bath genuinely lol'd (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397776) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:33 AM Author: irradiated parlour mexican rofl (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443598) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: Frum generalized bond awesome - when he first says the word "monkey" i lost it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15526037) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: Soggy Bat-shit-crazy Plaza Mood bwahahaha holy shit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769069) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:34 AM Author: Confused mint selfie (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054679) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: godawful school friendly grandma (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460426) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Confused mint selfie (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136357) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:55 AM Author: arrogant pink ticket booth (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15402998) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:56 AM Author: Charcoal marvelous dingle berry Thread has potential to be one of xoxo's truly great collaborative work. No offense to some of the later efforts, but don't try unless you know the ebb and flow of a Seinfeld conversation. It should not be a tale in the Whokebian tradition. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403002) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 2:26 PM Author: arrogant pink ticket booth (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15405399) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: ak
J: So what'd you do?
G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them.
J: The walk-up?
G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up.
J: Well what'd they do?
G: *deflated* . . . They uh.
J: *knowing* The jive.
G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy.
J: Can't beat it!
G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry!
J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive?
G: Juke and jive?
J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance!
G: They danced around me Jerry.
J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke.
G: Oh so YOU have the juke?
J: Oh I can juke, baby.
G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke!
J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught.
G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke.
J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right.
K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene*
*Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: Histrionic dead nibblets property Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: Kink-friendly organic girlfriend chapel [Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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[Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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