Under the first reign of Rach, Whokebe was born. The moniker was selected, and Whokebe was born. His moniker was chosen not from the Register feature, but was manifested without, and even Rach could not stop it.

Whokebe went into the city, and into the city Whokebe went, and there he talked with the posters there. And then Whokebe went into the wilderness, and into the wilderness he did go, and there he was baptized by JBD, who said unto him "Surely you are the Whokebe."

And at the end of the first reign of Rach, bel danced for Rach, and she danced for him and pleased him. He promised her anything in his kingdom, so that she should still dance for him. And she said unto him, "Bring me the head of JBD on a silver platter, and perma-ban him, and reboot the board." Rach was in terror, but he had made his vow, and so he kept it. And JBD was removed, and his ministry ceased, and the board was rebooted.

Now Whokebe came, and he spoke to the people, and he talked to them of kindness. He gave them excerpts to read, and he had them rate him. The Pumos came to him and mocked him, and said "Tell us, are you a doctor?" And Whokebe said, "Let him who has passed the MCAT cast the first pwn," and the Pumos were silent.

Now it came that the Rowaners charged Whokebe with spamming, and they pressed Rach, in the second reign of Rach, to create a garbage board wherein to send all of Whokebe's posts. And then they brought Whokebe before Rach, and accused him of claiming to be King of the Board, and they asked "Whose name does Google auto-suggest? It is not Rach!" And Rach interrogated Whokebe, and asked him, "What is truth?" And Whokebe was silent. And Rach asked him, "Is Melville better than Pynchon?" And Whokebe said no. And so Whokebe was to be executed.

And so Rach sent his moderators to arrest those of Whokebe's followers, and the Rowaners were pleased. Jewdood was asked thrice if he associated with Whokebe, and thrice he denied it, and on the cock's crow he felt ashamed, for Whokebe had prophesised it.

But on the third day, Whokebe rose again, and he appeared in different form, under new name, but his followers could always identify him. He came to solzy, and he came to Spackler, and he spoke to them, and he rated authors for them, and they were pleased. And they said to him, "Master, please stay, stay and answer questions," but Whokebe could not, and he said unto them, "Prepare! For the next reboot is coming, and I shall not be long!" And then Whokebe floated away, and all watched on in horror.

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