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Great: Symplicity now lists LLM programs instread of Jobs

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of onl...
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
ahah. scam to the core. rank?
brilliant resort fat ankles
  12/15/10
T14
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)
brilliant resort fat ankles
  12/15/10
does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now act...
awkward indian lodge
  12/15/10
...
brilliant resort fat ankles
  12/15/10
...
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insul...
awkward indian lodge
  12/15/10
What? Really?
Cyan sexy half-breed haunted graveyard
  12/15/10
yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the scie...
awkward indian lodge
  12/15/10
career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's fla...
sickened curious kitty
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
adulterous carnelian bawdyhouse pistol
  12/15/10
this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserv...
awkward indian lodge
  12/15/10
SURVEY SAYS: sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your mis...
adulterous carnelian bawdyhouse pistol
  12/15/10
this did not happen sorry
irradiated very tactful set cuckold
  12/15/10
sadly, it really did happen
awkward indian lodge
  12/16/10
I definitely believe it.
disturbing market
  12/16/10
i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in febru...
Razzle pit mad cow disease
  03/23/11
flame
Shivering dilemma therapy
  01/11/12
It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for...
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeatin...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
180.
Lime space coldplay fan
  12/15/10
It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
LOLLM Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law Sch...
sickened curious kitty
  12/15/10
180
Lime space coldplay fan
  12/15/10
That's the one.
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
180
brilliant resort fat ankles
  12/15/10
So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment"...
awkward indian lodge
  12/15/10
All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attor...
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked becau...
awkward indian lodge
  12/15/10
a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just g...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
don't you think the nice little internship they give you as ...
brass domesticated mother base
  12/15/10
most internships don't require a $70 application fee http...
sickened curious kitty
  12/15/10
What's tuition?
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be...
sickened curious kitty
  12/16/10
lol
light hairraiser partner
  12/19/10
ROFLMAOOOOO I dont know if it is because I'm sleep depriv...
irradiated very tactful set cuckold
  01/29/11
still hilarious never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fuc...
irradiated very tactful set cuckold
  03/23/11
holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bu...
Chrome Provocative Athletic Conference
  01/06/11
cr
sickened curious kitty
  01/29/11
awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd. Duke L...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
In other words...
irradiated very tactful set cuckold
  12/15/10
holy fucking shit
clear internal respiration
  12/15/10
One hundred and eighty.
frum magenta crotch windowlicker
  12/15/10
lol No.1 in entrepreneur law
bonkers stock car
  12/16/10
" post graduate employment".
Razzle pit mad cow disease
  03/23/11
In the sales game this is called an "up sell." ...
Spectacular Hairless Queen Of The Night Gas Station
  01/12/12
What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?
brilliant resort fat ankles
  12/15/10
lol uh...
Dull massive area fortuitous meteor
  12/15/10
What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you alr...
brass domesticated mother base
  12/15/10
I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where ...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
For a different perspective
brass domesticated mother base
  12/15/10
There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets...
mauve glittery stag film
  12/15/10
Pay $40K a year for this!
brass domesticated mother base
  12/15/10
lol. If he was so hell bent on getting more education wh...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes h...
brass domesticated mother base
  12/15/10
Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
LOL
sickened curious kitty
  12/15/10
art school brother
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
180
Lime space coldplay fan
  12/16/10
Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and ha...
brass domesticated mother base
  12/15/10
lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good b...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end esco...
irradiated very tactful set cuckold
  03/23/11
same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got
Razzle pit mad cow disease
  03/23/11
why the fuck are we subsidizing this?
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
if only taxpayers had standing to sue.
brass domesticated mother base
  12/15/10
I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw ...
light hairraiser partner
  12/15/10
this makes me sad.
milky cuckoldry tattoo
  12/15/10
For an orientation activity you would think that they would ...
brass domesticated mother base
  12/16/10
http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg you ...
irradiated very tactful set cuckold
  12/16/10
* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad * * i graduate in the ...
light hairraiser partner
  12/16/10
Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the ...
brass domesticated mother base
  12/16/10
fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?
sickened curious kitty
  12/16/10
Lmao
Arousing pontificating trailer park marketing idea
  01/29/11
...
Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  03/31/11
When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND ...
Copper piazza trust fund
  12/15/10
...
Salmon address macaca
  12/15/10
Not funny, at all. MODS!!!!
Ocher Philosopher-king Cruise Ship
  12/15/10
wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people f...
bonkers stock car
  12/16/10
bump for afternoon crowd
light hairraiser partner
  12/16/10
...
bonkers stock car
  12/16/10
this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an ...
unhinged bbw
  12/16/10
better to know early on.
Ultramarine galvanic newt
  12/16/10
I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientatio...
milky cuckoldry tattoo
  12/16/10
do it faggot, go to dental school
Rebellious gaming laptop
  12/16/10
TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big sc...
disturbing market
  12/16/10
same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eve...
unhinged bbw
  01/11/12
...
brass domesticated mother base
  12/16/10
love the porn soundtrack why the edit brother? multiple 1...
sickened curious kitty
  12/16/10
I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on sym...
Thirsty poppy parlour idiot
  12/17/10
these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federa...
light hairraiser partner
  12/17/10
They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accredit...
Thirsty poppy parlour idiot
  12/17/10
...
Lime space coldplay fan
  12/19/10
They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.
light hairraiser partner
  12/19/10
still listed! not too late to apply folks!
sickened curious kitty
  01/05/11
SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP DEAR U...
Stimulating old irish cottage new version
  01/05/11
this is good
Scarlet magical church candlestick maker
  01/05/11
criminally underrated
irradiated very tactful set cuckold
  01/29/11
Solid brother.
Ultramarine galvanic newt
  01/29/11
...
Lime space coldplay fan
  02/14/11
...
histrionic brethren
  03/23/11
...
Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  03/23/11
lololol
clear internal respiration
  03/31/11
lol
Bateful church building
  12/07/11
bloody brilliant
Wonderful flatulent den organic girlfriend
  01/11/12
...
Harsh casino
  01/11/12
can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' ca...
sickened curious kitty
  01/06/11
gtown, too
Arousing pontificating trailer park marketing idea
  03/23/11
Was just posted at my T2.
cerebral sandwich shitlib
  03/31/11
...
sickened curious kitty
  02/14/11
...
Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  03/23/11
Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP...
sickened curious kitty
  03/31/11
...
Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier
  03/31/11
This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on...
mauve glittery stag film
  12/07/11
it's up at my school and somehow under "position type&q...
ivory ladyboy
  12/07/11
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1
Razzmatazz coffee pot ratface
  01/11/12
do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?
mauve glittery stag film
  01/11/12


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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

Looks like my school has given up completely. Instead of only jobs it's now trying to sell us on some ridiculous LLM program.

*instead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819645)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: brilliant resort fat ankles

ahah. scam to the core.

rank?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819647)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

T14

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: brilliant resort fat ankles

what rank t14 (hys, ccn etc)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819689)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

does it really matter? Even the best law schools are now acting like ttt scams. It's sad, really

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819701)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: brilliant resort fat ankles



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819721)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822346)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

seriously? and you go to a t14? don't they realize how insulting and upsetting this is? my career services office (t20) straight up told me to go back to school for something else.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819685)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: Cyan sexy half-breed haunted graveyard

What? Really?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819731)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

yeah. they said "you seem to have done well in the sciences in undergrad. If you want to make money you should really consider going back to school in a health related field. Have you thought about medicine or becoming a physician's assistant?" I know that people are going to accuse me of being flame BUT this really did happen. The career services lady then said something like "People think lawyers make money but we really don't" I called my family up crying that night. True story.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819763)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty

career services is flame. but not just any flame. it's flame that costs you an extra few hundred dollars a year in tuition

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819780)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:03 PM
Author: adulterous carnelian bawdyhouse pistol

SURVEY SAYS:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819829)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:06 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

this schtick has some potential but needs refinement.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819847)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:07 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

Yeah, except it was pretty devastating at the time. I deserve it for making the shit decision to go to law school. But, her comments nearly caused me to killself

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: adulterous carnelian bawdyhouse pistol

SURVEY SAYS:

sorry man I didn't mean to laugh at your misery. you don't deserve it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819870)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: irradiated very tactful set cuckold

this did not happen sorry

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822359)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

sadly, it really did happen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828538)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: disturbing market

I definitely believe it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832806)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:36 AM
Author: Razzle pit mad cow disease

i bombed my 1L first sememster. i was being told in february of 1L to work retail for that summer. no advice on internships for non- profits or legal aid or anything. "work retail". fuck. also a T-20

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583222)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:05 PM
Author: Shivering dilemma therapy

flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765426)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

It was nice of them to be honest after taking your money for all those years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819747)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:08 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

My t20 tried to sell me on an llm when they weren't repeating the mantra of networking and improving your resume

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822366)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Lime space coldplay fan

180.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819652)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

It would be 180 if it were flame. Sadly it is not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819662)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty

LOLLM

Duke LLM in Law & Entrepreneurship Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

apply Close

Posted: Dec 15, 2010

Division N/A

Duke Law School (Durham, NC)

Employer Profile

Description

Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual.

Neither should their lawyers.

The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead the innovative ventures that will drive tomorrows global economy. The program fuses law and business to build knowledge in areas that are crucial to startups and entrepreneurial ventures, including finance, corporate structuring, IP, regulatory constraints and opportunities, taxation, and risk management. The curriculum is designed to provide maximum flexibility so you can design the path that best meets your needs, and coursework is augmented by practical experience and networking opportunities. Applications now being accepted for 2011-2012.

Position Type

Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Desired Class Level(s)

3L Class, LLM, Graduate/Alumni



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819718)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: Lime space coldplay fan

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819724)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:49 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

That's the one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819729)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: brilliant resort fat ankles

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819737)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:54 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

So when they list it as "Post Graduate Employment" does that mean that they will count people enrolled in it as "employed" for purposes of the rankings?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819774)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

All I know is that it's listed under "Entry-level Attorneys" which is SOME bullshit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819783)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:12 PM
Author: awkward indian lodge

this is SO wrong. Initially, I thought I was so fucked because I was t20 and not t14, but I guess even t14 students are having a hard time. I have no idea what people at true ttts are doing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819888)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:09 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

a d00d I know who graduated at the top 20% from a t20 just got a job and he graduated in 09.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822376)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:56 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base

don't you think the nice little internship they give you as part of the entrepreneurship program is employment? I think it is! They probably give you $250 per month towards starting your own law office.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819789)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty

most internships don't require a $70 application fee

http://www.law.duke.edu/admis/degreeprograms/llm/app_instruct

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819919)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:21 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

What's tuition?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819960)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:07 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty

Tuition for the Law and Entrepreneurship LLM program will be comparable to the tuition for one year of the Law School's JD program and its LLM for International Law Graduates. The current annual tuition is $46,930, plus fees.

http://www.law.duke.edu/llmle/faq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831929)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856779)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:16 AM
Author: irradiated very tactful set cuckold

ROFLMAOOOOO

I dont know if it is because I'm sleep deprived or because this is proof beyond a shadow of a doubt that even top law schools are now total fucking scams, but this was the most hilarious thing I've read in days.

Thank you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164792)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:26 AM
Author: irradiated very tactful set cuckold

still hilarious

never forget: $46,930 for a worthless fucking LLM

whoever created this scam LLM should be prosecuted for fraud

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582948)



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:07 AM
Author: Chrome Provocative Athletic Conference

holy shit that is fucking genius. not only do they get to bump up their employment numbers but you are PAYING them to do so! it is that sort of creative business sense that made American great.

EDIT: they are charging $47k for this??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983782)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:41 AM
Author: sickened curious kitty

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165331)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:16 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

awful. The fact they call it employment is absurd.

Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities

Shouldn't Duke have done that in the JD program?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822440)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: irradiated very tactful set cuckold
Subject: In other words...

"Let me fuck you a little deeper in the ass as you take it with a smile" (Duke Law)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822461)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: clear internal respiration

holy fucking shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822529)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:30 PM
Author: frum magenta crotch windowlicker

One hundred and eighty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822586)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: bonkers stock car

lol No.1 in entrepreneur law

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828630)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: Razzle pit mad cow disease

" post graduate employment".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583228)



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Date: January 12th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairless Queen Of The Night Gas Station

In the sales game this is called an "up sell."

This LLM is an "add-on" or an "accessory" to the JD.

They use the same faculty, classrooms, etc. as for the JD, even recruit already paying customers, I mean students.

Pure profit for the school.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19766218)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 3:50 PM
Author: brilliant resort fat ankles

What % of Duke 2Ls don't have an SA do you think?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819738)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 4:10 PM
Author: Dull massive area fortuitous meteor

lol uh...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16819876)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:22 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base

What is the usefulness of shitting on the law school you already graduated from?

1. What has been your favorite thing about Duke's Law and Entrepreneurship LLM so far?

I have been most pleased with the way the program is so vastly different from law school.

2. How has Duke Law surprised you?

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5723&u=11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822502)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

I’ve been surprised by how different Duke Law is from where I went to law school. There is a real community here — people are passionate about their futures, but they are also very approachable and easy to talk to.

Love the slamming of Notre Dame in this post.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822524)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base
Subject: For a different perspective

A Collegial and Vibrant Community

The word “community” is often used by alumni and current students when describing their Notre Dame law school experience. The sense of community that exists among Notre Dame law students, faculty, and staff is fostered by a culture that encourages students to do their personal best, while supporting classmates in their development as professionals. Students are greeted warmly, treated collegially, and challenged intellectually, all within an environment of cooperation and faith, which will form the basis of life-long friendships and professional relationships.

http://law.nd.edu/admissions-and-financial-aid/why-notre-dame-law-look-closer/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822572)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:54 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

There's something weird about a guy who grows up in NYC gets his BA in Santa Barbara, goes to South Bend Indiana for law school and decides to spend a year getting a worthless LLM in North Carolina.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823618)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base
Subject: Pay $40K a year for this!

3. Tell us about a class outside the law school or an extracurricular activity you are involved in.

This semester, I am...shadowing a local restaurateur...

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/story?id=5774&u=11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822522)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:26 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

lol.

If he was so hell bent on getting more education why didn't he just get an MBA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822544)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base

unclear. He mentions Fuqua. He seems to like the classes he cross registered for.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822580)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:32 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

Does anyone doubt that if this d00d could even get a 50k job he'd be working right now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822610)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823812)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

art school brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823843)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:25 PM
Author: Lime space coldplay fan

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828850)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:31 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base

Imagine plunking down your $46K, showing up for day 1 and having art class:

http://www.law.duke.edu/news/gallery?id=157

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822604)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:33 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

lol at this flame. At least the girl in photo 3 has a good body

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 5:29 AM
Author: irradiated very tactful set cuckold

seriously. she could have a future in porn. or high end escorting.

why is she doing this to herself?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17582953)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:47 AM
Author: Razzle pit mad cow disease

same body as my h.s sweetheart. in whose pants i never got

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583245)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

why the fuck are we subsidizing this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822648)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base

if only taxpayers had standing to sue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822699)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 9:40 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

I would demand a refund if I showed up my first day and saw art class.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16822712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: milky cuckoldry tattoo

this makes me sad.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824055)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base

For an orientation activity you would think that they would at the very least work on a COLLABORATIVE finger painting project instead of all sitting at their individual canvases.

Though I suppose the idea here is that the school is giving them the message that they are going to be solo attorneys for the rest of their lives. If so, this is a good first class lesson.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16830870)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: irradiated very tactful set cuckold

http://www.law.duke.edu/images/galleries/lg/2377.jpg

you can just see the look of dejection on his face as he holds his head down reaching for a tube of paint

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828507)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

* i got a 3.5 from a t50 undergrad *

* i graduate in the top 1/3 of my class from a t25 *

* i can't even find a 45k job and am now in art class *

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828518)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base

Yeah. That is in the morning when they are passing out the supplies too. He probably just arrived 10 minutes ago. The other guy looks happy about it though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828582)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 10:09 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty

fuck it, i'd be all over that shit, wouldn't you brother?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16831949)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 11:20 AM
Author: Arousing pontificating trailer park marketing idea

Lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17165237)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:11 AM
Author: Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653041)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Copper piazza trust fund

When I go on my CANDY PASS, SECRET SANTA GIFT EXCHANGE, AND BOUQUET OF FLOWERS GIFTING SPREE at the law school, I still can't decide if I want it to start in career services, or take it up to the admissions office. Decisions, decisions.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823649)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: Salmon address macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16823712)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Ocher Philosopher-king Cruise Ship

Not funny, at all.

MODS!!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16824230)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:53 PM
Author: bonkers stock car

wow, you just did a very very stupid thing. did you people forget trustafarian already

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828654)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

bump for afternoon crowd

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828479)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 3:02 PM
Author: bonkers stock car



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16828716)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:28 PM
Author: unhinged bbw

this thread is making me seriously consider turning down an offer from CCN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832604)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine galvanic newt

better to know early on.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832693)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: milky cuckoldry tattoo

I think they'll let you do finger painting during orientation if that'll cheer you up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832721)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:49 PM
Author: Rebellious gaming laptop

do it faggot, go to dental school

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832744)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: disturbing market

TURN IT DOWN!!!! I got into CCN but went to MVP on a big scholarship. It was the worst decision of my life. DON'T GO TO LAW SCHOOL!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832837)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:04 PM
Author: unhinged bbw

same poaster as the one who considered turning down CCN. eventually they gave me a free ride so i went. still debating whether to stick around.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765415)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: brass domesticated mother base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832791)



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Date: December 16th, 2010 11:59 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty

love the porn soundtrack

why the edit brother? multiple 180s there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jC0LeLL9w&feature=related

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832838)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Thirsty poppy parlour idiot

I hadn't heard about this Duke LLM scam. Posting this on symplicity is sad, but you can chalk that up to some idiot at career services. But the fact that places like Duke and UCLA are churning out unemployed law grads and then turning around and offering then utterly worthless LLMs so the schools can pocket a few hundred grand in federal loans is a motherfucking joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832914)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:10 AM
Author: light hairraiser partner

these llm programs like TTT shouldn't be eligible for federal loans.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832950)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Thirsty poppy parlour idiot

They should not exist. The ABA step in and pull the accreditation of schools that engage in this clown shit. These degrees are worth less than a Phoenix MBA and cost a hell of a lot more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16832989)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Lime space coldplay fan



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856680)



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Date: December 19th, 2010 11:53 PM
Author: light hairraiser partner

They probably are worth less than a Phoenix MBA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16856794)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:49 AM
Author: sickened curious kitty

still listed! not too late to apply folks!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975896)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 11:53 AM
Author: Stimulating old irish cottage new version

SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP

DEAR UCLA 3L:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET EDUCATION RELATIONSHIP WITH A CONFERRAL OF A GRADUATE DEGREE OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM THE DEAN OF THE CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF LAW IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES. OUR SCHOOL HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS TO US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

I AM WORKING WITH MR. JAMES BARRALL, AN ATTORNEY WITH THE PRESTIGIOUS VAULT-10 LAW FIRM OF LATTHAM AND WATTKINS, WHO WILL BE ASSISTING US IN THIS TRANSFER. AS A LAW STUDENT, YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF ONE OF THE GREATEST LAW FIRMS IN THE COUNTRY. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.

THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A CHECK FROM YOU IN THE SUM TOTAL OF 45,000 AMERICAN US DOLLARS. WE NEED THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY CULA STUDENT WHO WILL APPRECIATE WHAT AN ADVANCED DEGREE HAS TO OFFER SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.

PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO DEANSCHILLLOSANGELES@UCLA.EDU SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR PRESTIGIOUS ADVANCED LAW DEGREE FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION, I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL BE USED TO PROTECT THE DEGREE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY DEAN MICHAEL SCHILL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16975928)



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Date: January 5th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Scarlet magical church candlestick maker

this is good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16979936)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:22 AM
Author: irradiated very tactful set cuckold

criminally underrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164823)



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Date: January 29th, 2011 9:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine galvanic newt

Solid brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17164843)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:59 PM
Author: Lime space coldplay fan



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17287453)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 9:38 AM
Author: histrionic brethren



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583225)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17584005)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:16 AM
Author: clear internal respiration

lololol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17653064)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 3:04 AM
Author: Bateful church building

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523606)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Wonderful flatulent den organic girlfriend

bloody brilliant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765610)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Harsh casino



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Date: January 6th, 2011 10:37 AM
Author: sickened curious kitty

can we verify that this is posted at all the top screwls' career websites? we know it's posted at UCLA and CLS. what about HYS?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#16983907)



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:08 PM
Author: Arousing pontificating trailer park marketing idea

gtown, too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17583878)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: cerebral sandwich shitlib

Was just posted at my T2.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17656317)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 10:57 PM
Author: sickened curious kitty



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Date: March 23rd, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier



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Date: March 31st, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: sickened curious kitty

Hey gui'se! Interested in the DOOK LAW & ENTERPERNERSHIP program? Missed the opportunity to apply? Dont worry deadlines been EXTENDED to APRIL 30!

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Entrepreneurs dont do business as usual. Neither should their lawyers. The Law and Entrepreneurship LLM at Duke Law integrates rigorous coursework, real-world experience, and high-level networking opportunities to position you to advise, create, and lead ... More

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Employer Duke Law School (Durham, NC) Position Type Post-graduate Employment (0-3 years of experience)

Location ID 11652

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#17652924)



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Date: March 31st, 2011 10:08 AM
Author: Demanding Theater Stage Sound Barrier



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Date: December 7th, 2011 2:54 AM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

This is popping up on symplicity sites again. If I see it on my school's website I will never give them a penny in donations.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19523579)



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Date: December 7th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: ivory ladyboy

it's up at my school and somehow under "position type" it says "Attorney, Full-time associate position"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19524979)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz coffee pot ratface

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-roberts/22/49b/ab1

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765442)



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Date: January 11th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: mauve glittery stag film

do you think he can parlay that internship into a real job?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1509561&forum_id=2#19765755)